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Hey!! Pure and Innocent. We are just misunderstood.

Naaa. Turtle and I were studying Bible verses and trying to figure out how to organize our next humanitarian mission to aid starving children.. Just the usual weekend for us minding our own business.. When suddenly this Smoking Hot Red head busts in and starts trying to make us do shots. Now I am sure that most of you are aware that gentlemen such Turtle and I would generally never imbibe in the demon sprits.. But this particular vixen cast some kind of spell on us and next thing I remember was her making us do all these shots. It took all of our will power to finally escape her evil clutches. We barely escaped with our Virtue intact. Evil Creatures, I tell you.

Not sure. Never met one of those.

Mmmm... Spinners.

That and the smaller ones are a little sweeter and not quite as crazy. Seems the taller they get the meaner and crazier they get. Just my little observation for the day.

But if the really Short ones also have a flat head.. You get the bonus of having a place to put your beer while you hold on to thier handle bar ears. No knee pads needed for them. And the short ones are more fun to spin.

You get the Wa Wa`s??

I see VELVET!! Yards and yards of purple velvet. Even around the speakers for the sound system. Some other DZ already did that with a King air a long time ago.. This is THE FARM.. We Need Animal Prints. I am thinking Lepard Skin and /or Zebra Striped Velvet.

I am still waiting. Maybe one day I will finally get to second base. Any ladies giving out free samples, let me know.

If you ever believe a single thing I post, Your Bullshit meter must be broken. It is very easy to tell when I just posted another untruth on here.. My fingers touched the keyboard. I believe in foreplay. Sometime I will even open the door of the truck for her when I say.. Git in the Truck Woman.

I do not get what women are always bitching about.. I mean we both started at the same time. It is not my fault if I am better at it than she is.

Does that include foreplay?? If so.. I am IN!!! Edit: Dang!! went back and read the article. Back to the drawing Board!

Is there a Regulator (Reduce the air pressure)? 12v or 6volt Compressor?

Sleeping with her would be like sleeping with a Bundle of Wire Coat Hangers in the bed. That girl Scary Skinny. I would be scared that I get stabbed by her hip bones. On J`s Bangability scale.. 1) Irish Chick. That has got to be one wild ride. Grab a hold, Hang on and hope she lets you go when she gets done. 2) Country Hottie - Tequila make her clothes fall off. Grab some spurs and see if you can hang on for the full 8 seconds. 3) LBFM - See if she can live up to her nick name. And the spinner possibilities are endless. 4) Syeasha - I bet she would not be so forgettable once the lights went off. Brooke just doesnt do it for me and doesnt even rate on my patented Bangability scale.

OK.. Now I see the difference. Allison plays the Flute, You play the corn cob. OK, Got it now.

I think the rule is "Not CURRENTLY under a Recording contract". Otherwise, Go for it. Country Hottie Video Cook`s Band michael Johns Band

old news. Yes, They spent over 2 million trying to promote her and it Bombed. Several Idols this year already had record deald in the past that did not work out. I think it was the Smiley Kid that won Star search a couple years ago. Michael Johns, David Cook, and Kristy Lee Cook were also represented by a major record label at one time and have made albums in the past.

...and how, may I ask, do you get those? RUN, Paul, RUN!! Fast and NOW. Dont say we didnt warn you!! (Poor Kid, Never had a chance)

For you?? NO!! Clothing is NOT optional!! For the women.. It is the FARM. Clothing is always optional for women (Most women anyway).

Your soul. You mean this site is really a Red Head too?

That's because I've been developing more important skillz..... And that my dear is part of why I say High Maintenance.. For there is no such thing as Skills more important than Sammich making and Beer bringing skills for a woman. Beauty and passion will not last forever, However men will Always want a sammich and a Beer. (J's words of wisdom for today).

She is alright.. Not bad for a white chick anyway. A little on the high maintenace side but not too bad. Only moderately crazy as far as red heads go. Her sammich making and beer bringing skills could use some work before I could rate her HOT.

Skinny needs to eat a cheeseburger Carley Simon wannabe (Brooke) - Did she not get what the song was about?? Joline is not a smiley happy song. Broke did NOT bring it tonight. Some smiley ditsy Blonde trying to make Joline a happy song just shows that she isnt that bright. Bad Hair Emo Boy (David C)- This is his contest to win. Another great performance. Not his best but still great. (Heard he was hospitalized after the show last night with heart palpitations and high blood pressure.. May not have been feeling well when he performed) LBFM - This girl needs to go. She just isnt Idol quality. Another lackluster performance and what was with the Chicken Neck head bobin?? I am sure the head bobin skill will be useful to her soon but not good for idol. Need to wash his nappy hair boy (Jason)- I think he did well tonight. Stepped up a notch from previous performances. Irish Lass (Carly) - Actually I thought she never looked better. Great performance, Perhaps the best of the night. She definitely got my vote for Ride I would most like to go on. Obnoxious Smiley Boy (David A.) - I do NOT get this kid. I cringe whenever he is on stage. I cannot see the infatuation with him at all. He was a little better tonight than the past couple times which were HORRIBLE. Why do people think he is so good?? I just dont see it. Country Hottie (Kristy Lee) - One of her better performances. I Liked it. The bare Feet was a nice gimmick. I get the feeling that a few shots of tequila in that girl and you just might have your hands full. Forgettable Black Chick (Syesha) - even Whitney cant do Whitney anymore. She should not have tried. Bottom 3 for sure. Grandpa (Michael) - Liked the arrangement. One of his better showings. Still too old to win it all but the cougars out there voting giving him a chance. Bottom 3? – LBFM (Ramiele), Forgettable Black Chick (Syesha) and either the Aggie Pussy Magnet (Dread Boy) or Country Hottie (KLC). Ramiele Goes Home (I Hope!!)

TV/Movies - Extra Work: A Sons Promise (Rick Schroeder Made for TV movie) Unconquered Freejack Love Potion Number 9 No Holds Barred (The Hulk Hogan Movie) Blood Salvage Murder in Mississippi (Prequel to Mississipi Burning) Kalifornia (Extra Work and David Duchovny`s Stand in for scenes shot in Atlanta) Several episodes including the Pilot for In the Heat of the Night. Played semi-pro Poker for a couple years before it exploded on TV.

Top 10 probably.. Maybe top 5 on a good day. Make me a sammich and bring me a beer occasionally and you might move up. And who is bashing. I am just calling it like it is. Trying to warn some of these kind gentlemen. Some of them actually have the delusion that they could actually handle a red head. Foolish mortals. Besides, These people dont deserve that kind of trouble.