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Ooohhhh!! So Demanding and Ultimatums too.. What a Bonus. Shit!! There went my Nice Guy Image. Well you know what they say.... Joke em if they cant take a Fuck!!

well i can't have sex with an ugly man no matter how "funny" he is...i have heard that men get better looking as you get to know them...this has not been the case for me...ugly continues to be so and i just can't do it...i like hot looking italian man the best...some spanish types are ok too...but ugly?..never...i am superficial when it comes to being turned on by men...hot is the only look that will do it for me...and not all hot guys are jerks either...most are just thought to be jerke by other jealous men... Quote You mean you have never had a MOPED??? Moped = Fun to Ride as long your friends dont catch you on them!! Mopeds Can be the alot of Fun!!

As opposed to last time ... when they came down and Joined (and stripped) you??

Well the Blog Thing says: Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot "So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'" But I think: Blinded by the Light Would be more appropriate!!

Just in case anyone missed this from the Sci Fi Chick Thread.... Beauty and the Beast I really hope they Bring back Firefly in some form. Weather it is in the form of another TV series or More Movies. I think I now have most of the TV show episodes memorized.

Another thread rescued from the evil clutches of SC!! My work here is done. Carry on!!! Beer, Boobies and Sexual Innuendo to ALL and to all a Good Night!!

OK.. Since Windcatcher and PLFXpert have violated the sanctity of this Forum by discussing Non-Boobie, Beer or General Sexual Innuendo Fluff in this forum.... Each should post Pictures of themselves in skimpy outfits (Outfit Optional) for the rest of us to enjoy as penance. VTA... Your pennace for encouraging this behavior is that you will not be allowed to Look at those pics once they are posted. I now return everyone to the general Fluffynesss of Bonfire.

Wrong Forum for theological debates. Now lets get back on topic here: BOOBIES!!!!!! OH Wait.. That wasn’t the topic.. Oh yea.. Nice Guys finishing last... I am more of an Arrogant Bastard but in that nice guy sort of way. I rarely finish last.

Are we talking Sex here?? If so.. Then yes.. Nice Guys Finish Last!! Seriously.. I dont think it is so much a Nice guys finish last thing or Women only want Assholes.. Women have no repect for guys who are total Push overs and only Kiss thier ass. I think most women want a Nice Guy with a Backbone.

I have done the Best Man thing 3 times now. Your most important job is to Plan the Bachelor Party. Remember that this is the Night out that your friend will have as a Single man. Make it memorable. All Three Bachelor Parties I Organized were planned for the weekend before the wedding and were atleast 3 day Long Parties. The first one I did was for an Old High school buddy. I rounded up 13 of his friends for the party. The Groom had no idea what we had planned only that we would pick him up from work on Friday and that he needed clothes for 2 Days. We went straight to the Airport and all flew to New Orleans for the Weekend. The funniest part of this weekend was that we didn’t know when we planned this adventure that this particular weekend was "Decadence" Weekend in New Orleans. One of the biggest Gay Pride gatherings in the country. I think we were the only straight guys in new Orleans that weekend. My Friend still gives me shit for taking him to a Gay Pride Festival for his bachelor Party. It worked out well for us though as the strip clubs were pretty empty that weekend. The next one I planned was for my old college roommate. He wasnt told anything at all. We just showed up at his house at 5:00am, Drug Him out of bed, Shoved some clothes in a bag, Grabbed his passport and took off. (His wife to be had helped us plan this). We took him to Costa Rica for the Party. Nothing like sitting in Hot Springs at the base of a Live Volcano sipping Imperials while surrounded by Gorgeous Tica`s. The last one was for my Brother. For him we just rented a Limo for the entire weekend (His Bitch wife to be wouldn’t let us take him anywhere). We loaded up all the guns we could find in the Limo, Went Shooting, Went Bar Hopping, Strip Clubs, Played Golf and generally did all the things that he would no longer be able to do after the wedding (Did I mention his wife is a Bitch??). Also for all three Grooms.. On the morning of the Wedding I offered each one a One way Plane ticket anywhere and $1000 cash if they wanted run. Every one of them considered it but turned it down. I think that every one of them has also told me several times since, "I should have taken the Ticket and Cash!!"

I remember the first time you tried it and your startling revelation after your 5th or 6th Glass full... "Uh Oh... I think there is Alcoholic in this Punch!!"

Beth And I started planning Operation "Capture GFD" soon as we found out you were coming but staying at the other place. But then the ADD kicked in and we kinda forgot to fill in everyone else on the plan so it probably would not have worked as well as it looked on paper. I am still holding the Schematics, Diagrams and Blue prints for next time though.

Callahan’s Con - Spider Robinson Expanded Universe - Robert Heinlein I have recently discovered that there are still a few people that have not discovered Heinlein and that makes me sad. IF you have never read Heinlein.. Go pick up The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Time enough for Love, To Sail beyond the sunset, The cat who walks through walls, The number of the Beast or any other of Heinlein’s Novels. You will not regret it. If you are already a Heinlein fan.. Go pick up any of Spider Robinsons books.

If we were to ever put The Rack(tm) v2.0 and Kele01 together in the same strip Club.... I would have serious concerns for the Safty of the Dancers!!

Who would have thought that we could have pulled off Operation Capture GFD so easily. I put so much planning and thought into the plan complete with elaborate schematics, drawings and blue prints. I will have to scan in the original plan this evening and post it. The plan diagram was quite elaborate with MonkeyCandDo leading the assault on the Snow Whore Compound with a Huge Bottle of Patron as the Decoy. Then the little Ass Grabba would well.. Grab ass while everyone’s back was turned while The Rack and I would Toss GFD over my shoulder and run for the door with our Captured prize and Tall guy was to Stand in the doorway to block the door to cover our escape. The real Flaw in the plan was that GFD was the one that was most distracted by the Bottle of Patron. She tended to Growl a little whenever someone else got near it. Standing between her and a Bottle of Patron is NOT a safe place to be!! It kinda sucks that all we had to do was say.. Hey wanna come back to our Place and Play cards. Maybe next time we will just stick to the original plan.

I highly reccomend the Jello-J Sex and Fruit Diet Plan. Every Morning.. Morning Sex before getting out of bed. Then only Fruit for breakfast. Sneak Home (Or into a Broom Closet at Work) for a Nooner. Then Only Fruit for Lunch. For Dinner.. A Nice Normal healthy meal. And then Sex twice before going to bed. Best Diet Plan ever. Guarenteed to work and make you a Happier person the same time.

I posted my Pics Here including the elvis and metallica pics.

OK.. So I am sitting here suffering from Sleep Deprivation and Caffeine Induced Psychosis trying to put together a few thought from this past weekend. It all stared with the First [Beer] WEST Coast Strip Club Outing last Thursday. I get picked up at the airport by none other than The Rack (tm) v2.0 and the Potty mouthed Lil ass grabber in person (Is this weekend not starting out Great). The Rack proceeds to take me straight to a Strip Club. Life is Good. After a while Livendive, Gia and A friend of the Racks show up and join us. we are enjoying the atmosphere and taking in the sights and Three guys walk in and take a seat in the Vip Table right behind us. They look very familiar... Oh yea.. That right.. Its 3/4 of Metallica (Kirk, Lars and the new Base player). By the end of the night.. I have a $140 bar tab, Several Lap Dances.. (I will The Rack Tell you about Her experience with this One Girl) and as we are Leaving we stop to talk to Kirk Hammett for a few minutes. He swears he remembers me from somewhere (My already overgrown Ego grows to all new heights. I had interviewed Metallica about 12 years ago when I still work at the College Radio station and Kirk brought it up.). Anyway.. Absolutely no rock star attitude from him even after Don tells him “I have everything you ever Recorded, I downloaded it all off Napster.” We get a Picture with him and Beth… Strip Clubs don’t like you taking pictures no matter who you are.. So we left rather quickly after that. The next day we head to the Mountains to go Skiing and discover that Elvis is NOT dead.. He is working as a Wallmart Greater somewhere outside of Lake Tahoe. There is already a Thread on the Snow Whores so I will not add much except to say that I got to hang with My Former #1 and My former #2 Crushes and with The Rack, Gia, Livendive, MonkeyCandDo, Tall Guy, ChaosKitty (Who I got rescue off the Mountain!) and many more of the Byron crowd. By 6:00pm on Saturday the Drunk Dials were flying as we had 4 different Phones being passed around the bar at one time Drunk Dialing everyone we could think of. I don’t remember much else at all about Saturday night other that I am pretty damn sure I had a Good time. What a Fucking Weekend!! Now I have to go get some MUCH needed sleep.

As we were leaving the Bar formerly known as the Battered Beaver... "Hey.. Whats that over there??" "I think those are Shannon’s Pants.. We better bring those with us and see if we can find her."

This Picture captures the evening like only you could. Truly captures the Essence of that night. It brings a soft gentle tear to my eye just thinking about it.

Shut up and bring me a towel!!

All I want to Know is which one of you Whoooores beat my Legs with a Baseball bat and how the hell did you do it without walking me up?? My flight got delayed last night and my flight didnt get in untill 8:30 this morning.. Just in time to Sit in Traffic for an Hour as I drive straight into work form the airport. I am exhausted, tired, Sore, sleepy and cant wait to finally get home and Crawl into my bed tonight. But it was hell of a weekend and almost worth all the pain I am currently in. I will get my Pictures up sometime this evening once I finally get home.

Leaving for the Airport right now. See you in about 8 Hours at the Strip Clubs!!

Uhhhh.. Hello!!! What about BEER and BOOBIES!!! Jeeze!! What kinda Skydiver are you!! How could you Possibly leave that out??

Did she pull that same shit with you too?? And I thought I was the only one!