Thanatos340

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from JelloJosis. Cause: secret military experiments Symptoms: suicidal thoughts, metallic spots, floating hair, facial paralysis Cure: infect someone else

They Can Here. Now you may qualify for Unemployment if you are let go due to no fault of your own but that is seperate issue. Laws Vary from State to State (And I am sure they are different in other Countries) but here in the US and in Georgia which is a Right to work State.. Every Paday.. You and your employer are Even (with the exception of earned Vacation Time and even that can be hard to collect sometimes.) Sounds fair to me. You work, You get paid. No more work, No more pay.

See the Face You Love Light Up With Jello-J!! Gonna Be a While? Grab a JelloJ!!

You got got a Contract?? Read it and see what it says you are entitled to. Other wise.. Each Payday.. You and Your employer are even. You worked.. They paid you for the time you worked. They owe you for every hour you work (unless you are salary in which case they owe for the Time you are employed). After that... Anything they give you is Gravy.

Easy. Same way any Real Man Handles and Real Problem... Buck Knife and Duct Tape!!

If it looks, Smells or Tastes like Strawberry Cheese Cake... Run Away!! Quickly. (And tell her to see a Doc!!)

But does it taste like Urine or something else??

Longest Road Trip: 3 Months. My Girlfriend at the time and I were supposed to be going from Atlanta to Colorado to work a Renaissance Festival there. We had a week to get there so we decided to take the Scenic Route. First we decided that New Orleans was sort of on the way. Ended up staying there for 4 days. Then we looked at a Map and decided that Mexico wasn’t that far out of the way and since we had never been... So Across Texas, Into El Paso, Down to Juarez. Spent a few days driving around Mexico.. And then Back up through New Mexico. Stopped at Elephant Butte for a few days cause we liked the name and then fell in love with the place. Well we get to Colorado a week Late and our Jobs were no longer available.. So we headed west.. Las Vegas, Reno, San Francisco, LA, Back up to San Francisco, then to Salt Lake City, Casper Wyoming. Nothing was ever planned more than one day ahead. Best Trip ever. _______________________ Longest Drive: Left Atlanta at 10pm on a Thursday Night, Drove to Casper Wyoming. Got there at Noon on Saturday, Helped Friends load up a uHaul. Left at 8:00pm that night and drove back following the uHaul. Made it back to Atlanta in time for work on Monday Morning.

Slight correction. and to Pincheck.. It is Interstate the whole way. Very easy to get to but depending on the time you leave the Airport, Traffic leaving Atlanta can be Horrible. If you get in to Atlanta between 4pm and 6PM.. Double the trip time. Once you get 30 or so miles south of Atlanta (Or if you leave during Non-Rush Hour), Traffic will not be that bad.

Life Long Member of SAPPS here. SAPPS (Skydivers Against Pink and Purple Shit)

This is a Sticky Subject. You would have to Nuts not to pay attention.

And I seem to remember someone useing certain Assets to her advantage.. I raise.. Oh Yea.. Look at These!!

http://www.myspace.com/skydiver340

Under-appreciated Asshole Who Likes Bondage Sounds about right.

A couple more..

OK.. Since you asked so nicely.. Here are a few.

Damn, Im Good!!

OK.. I lied.. Here are a couple more... A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." _______________________ Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!" ___________________________ Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive." ___________________________ A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." ________________________ A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." _____________________________ These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flower from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars!!

Ok.. One more and then I will stop.. I promise.. Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out and past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: (brace yourself) (this is going to hurt.) (it's really bad.) "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

Wow!!.. I got a feeling Im going to have Lots of room on my Lift after these comments. Iwans repulsed. Gias Scared of me Krisanne abandoned me Sean doesn’t love me anymore. And the Rack never did. Hey Kitty.. What was my OC number again??

Naaa. Just quoting the first thing Beth ever said to me when we first met. Krisann: Hey Beth.. This is jello-J Beth: You are Sooo Not my type. J: Uhhhh.. Ummmm.. Nice to meet you too.

If the Rack and I are on the same Lift.. You have nothing to worry about. I am "So NOT her Type!!"

Any others here fans of Spider Robinsons Callahans Series?? If you love a Good Groan.. Those books are great. The Shortest Distance between two Puns is a Straight Line. My Favorite Pun was that one about O.B Juan`s Kin Obie.

Especially the Triples and Quads!! Even more fun when you and your Partner/Partners decide to go for it and there is atleast one person on the lift that is a complete stranger. Watching thier reactions is part of the fun.

Yes I do. Hey want to go to a Carnival with me??