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Next time you come to the Farm.. I will show you a Banana Hammock!!
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Look up the name Thanatos sometime!! I love my Banana Hammock and Look so damn sexy in it!!
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Nice work.
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Ways to please a woman. Let me count thee ways
Thanatos340 replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
A, B, C, D, E, F, G....................... Repeat as needed. Always dot the I and Cross the T. -
What is your name and your nickname? Jello-J When is your birthday? 11/08 What is your eye color and hair color? Brown Do you drink? Smoke? YES What city do you live in? Atlanta What is your occupation, and do you enjoy your job? Own a Software Company... and yes. How often do you travel? alot.. During the week for work and most weekends for fun How many languages do you speak? I speak fluent Redneck, Some Jive, A little Yankee and I am learning Teenager from my daughter. What kind of music do you enjoy? All What is your favorite food? Beer... Liquid Bread Do you have a favorite color? Black Do you have any unusual habits or quirks? Yes. Lots What is a talent that you have that most people don't expect from you? None that I can think of Name something that you are proud of in your life. My Daughter
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end cell closure on my pilot168
Thanatos340 replied to billyg23's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I jump a Pilot 188. I have about 130 jumps on it. get end cell closure occationally. I have used a Packer that tends to really bias the Nose when they quarter the slider. Those openings will always have end cell closure. When the Slider is Centered, all is well.. Nice slow smooth openings. The only time it was ever a problem (Starting to Spin) was when I got endcell closure and a Break fire at the same time. I had already grabbed the handles about to chop when I saw the problem. Released the other toggle and everything was fine. -
I have heard that it depends on how far the Pilot will be from the OPen Door. If the Pilot will be with-in X Feet of the Door, they are required to wear a Bail-out Rig. That would explain why You always see Cessna Pilots with one and rarely see Otter Pilots with one. I am sure someone will correct me if this is wrong.
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Dont let him Lie.. All it really takes is a couple Jello shots and he is all yours!!
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Fuck that!! Get in your car. Start driving. Pick a direction and go. Figure out where you are going when you get there. Dont waste a 3 day weekend. You dont get many chances like this. GO!!!!
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I would say come to Atlanta and Play with Us... But the weather sucks this weekend. I would head south if I were you.
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Road Trip. Get in car. Start Driving. Figure out where you are going after you get on the road.
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Funny thing is if you ask most 20-Somethings how much they paid in TAxes last year.. They generally respond.. Nothing, I got money back.
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SF next weekend?? All the cool kiddies will be there. Come to Kirkwood and go skiing with us.
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That reminds me of some of the Harmless Viruses that we used to play with in the early 90`s. Cookie Monster was my Favorite. While working away on a Document.. The User would suddenly be prompted with" Gimme Cookie".. Their machine would be frozen until they typed "Cookie". Then it went away. Bulldozer was fun too. While the victim was typing, a Bulldozer would run across the screen and push their Text off the screen. Then everything would return to normal. Another one you could set up with any message you wanted and then Randomly while they were typing.. No matter what keys they typed.. they would get your message on the screen. Fun and Harmless.
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Ways to piss women off, Let me count thee ways...
Thanatos340 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Nope. Just pissed off alot of women in my time and finally learned from my mistakes. (See.. It is possible for a man to learn.. it just just takes a Brick upside the head sometimes!!) -
Ways to piss women off, Let me count thee ways...
Thanatos340 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Naaaa. Id still love em anyway.. They are soft and smell nice. Oh.. and they have Boobies too!! -
Ways to piss women off, Let me count thee ways...
Thanatos340 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
No.. You cant win because... They have half the Money and All the Pussy. -
Ways to piss women off, Let me count thee ways...
Thanatos340 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
One thing I finally figured out.. Sometimes Women just want to be Upset or Angry. They do not want you to help them feel better or the problem solved. They just want to feel Upset for a while. Any attempts to solve the problem will only make things worse. This is one area where Men and women are VERY different generally. For a Men.. If there is a Problem.. We want to Find a Solution. Fix the problem. For Women.. Sometimes they just want to just be upset about a Problem for a while before trying to solve it and sometimes they dont even want it solved. During these times.. Men should just sit there and Shut up. Just a General observation (And not true of ALL women or Men) -
Happy Futher Mucking Birthday!!
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Ways to piss women off, Let me count thee ways...
Thanatos340 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
The REAL Reason Women Love a Man that Kissses Ass??? They can turn around real fast!! -
Ways to piss women off, Let me count thee ways...
Thanatos340 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Great!! Not another Female squirting Orgasm debate!! -
Ways to piss women off, Let me count thee ways...
Thanatos340 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Two words... Dirty Sanchez!! -
Ways to piss women off, Let me count thee ways...
Thanatos340 replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Breathing.. Existing.. Being Male.. Not being Male enough.. Being insensitive.. Being overly sensitive.. Oh and spelling errors. -
Why did the Chicken cross the road?? To prove to the Possum that it could be done!!
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Wow!! My worst finish ever... and Swoooop wasnt even there to laugh at me!!