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Someone get that Girl a CheeseBurger!! That is just too skinny!!

I was was walking across campus one day when a MENSA Member rides up on a shiny new Bicycle. "Where did you get such a great bike?" I asked. They replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'" I nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." (OK. So it is really an Engineer Joke.. But it still works!!)

9/2/7 Cause anyone higher than a 7 is generally smart enough to know better than to get involved with an Arrogant Bastard Like Me!! So why waste my time with them!!

No.. Not really. I Still qualify!! The requirement is that you score in the top 2% (98th percentile) of whatever test you take. MENSA recognizes many different test but they do not share the same scale. There is no set IQ number as different test have different ranges.

But it is good for the Skin.

A few years ago I was in Costa Rica at a place Called Hotel Park. The Place was known for Bangkok style Sex Shows on Friday nights. About a Dozen performers on the Bar performing various acts on each other. One guy from the audience gets too close and one of the Girls Squirts Breast Milk right in his eyes. After the show we see this same guy talking to that girl and then off they go to an Upstairs room. About 10 minutes later he comes back to the bar with the girl following close behind rubbing her eyes. "Got her Back!!" he announces.

A String walks into a Bar.. String: Hey Barkeep.. How about a Drink.. BarKeep: We dont serve Strings in here. String goes outside, Rolls around on the ground, balls himself up and bounces back in. String: Hey Barkeep.. How about a Drink. Barkeep: Arent you that string that was just in here? String: NO!! Im afraid not. ______________________________ Fork You. I know it wasnt Knife But someone had to do it Spooner or Later And I wouldnt hesi-plate to do it again. Now lets Table this matter. ____________________________________ Mushroom walks into a Bar. Buys everyone a Drink. Barkeep: "You are a Nice Guy." Mushroom: "No!! I am a Fun Guy!!"

Ferris Wheel. Paid the person running it to get my Girlfriend and I to the Top and Go away for while after the carnival Closed.

http://www.mensa.org/workout2.php? Here is a Good test but it does not give an actual score. Just lets you know if stand a chance of qualifying for MENSA. And I agree that a person can have a High IQ and still be an Idiot. I joined MENSA in College, I never met a group of people completely lacking so much common sense (Until I started Skydiving ).

-10/0/+25 I think a woman should have Curves. Shapely Hips but not Flabby. Too Thin is just as Unattractive as Too Heavy. [lust]Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe.. Classic Beauty. Hips, Curves. [/lust]

You are correct. Sorry. The Closed Cell was what I used under the Playing surface. high density is what I use for the rails. Yes.. Skinnys Table is one of mine. My next Project is a Race Track Table Top That will sit on a Small Craps Table Base. Just about finished with the Craps Table design.

No. I have always used the Green Foam from JoAnns Fabric. I dont know about using Batting but I would suspect that the rail will not look as nice with it. I have used 1/2" Batting under the SpeedCloth (Real similar to Pool Table Felt) when I used it on the playing surface. I didnt really like the result. The Batting seemed to have too much Memory and looked less than smooth after a few games. 1/4" neoprene gave a MUCH better result. If you are talking about the Foam for the Rail... I used 6" wide pieces for a 3 1/2" rail. I used 3m Spray adhesive on the Rail Board and Press it Firmly into the Foam when Stretching the whisper Vinyl. Marine Vinyl does not stretch as well or as neat as Whisper Vinyl. I have never used MDF because I dont like the weight and it just doesn’t hold up as well as good old Oak Plywood. That is exactly what I would do. Like I said before I have built 8 Tables now. Everyone I have learned something new on. The Biggest lesson I have learned is dont try to cut costs on materials. OAK Plywood (Yea it is expensive but worth it) Whisper Vinyl (NOT Marine Vinyl.. Much prettier Rail and easier to work with) Closed Cell Foam for the Rail (And Press the Rail down hard as Possible into the Foam when you stretch the Vinyl) Good Foam will help make the rail look great. A good Smooth Rail make all the difference in the world on how good you finished table will look in my opinion. The way I would Build a Race Track Table at this point would be to use 1 3/4" sheet of Finished Oak Plywood for the Base. One Sheet 1/2" Oak Plywood for the Rail and Playing Surface. Stain and Lacquer the Exposed Race Track. BTW.. You can easily find Coupons for 40% a single item purchase for JoAnns. Get several and go in and out of the store until you get everything. I attached a Pic of one of my Traditional Tables. I used Marine Vinyl on this one and as you can see the Rail did not come out perfect. On the tables I used the whisper Vinyl, The rails were Flawless.

I could use some coaching.

OH NO!!! you arent tricking me into going in there!! Besides .. They beat up on guys who happen to wander by.

IF??? What do you mean "IF"?? My Pants already have many Superpowers. If I simply let them Drop to my Knees... Everyone for Miles around is instantly Blinded by the Glowing Bright Whiteness contained within.

Everyone that actually counts Always Loves me. Cause if they Dont.. They dont count!! Jello - Love me or Leave Me - J (Or even Better.. Love me and Then Leave me!!)

Ummm... Are you sure that is Tears?? Tears usually arent that milky looking. Dont worry.. Its good for the Skin.

I never could bring myself to watch it. I heard it was horrible.

Even the directors couldnt bring themselves to destroy The Challenger. Yep. Vanishing Point is my all-time favorite movie.

The Ultimate Car EVER: [Swoon] 1971 Hemi Cuda Convertible. [/swoon]

I have built many different Tables. The first Table I built was a very unique design. It is an extended Octagon "Race Track" Table. Built from Pine 1x12`s as the Base with 4" Chair Rail as the Rail. This table was donated to Skydive the Farm about a year ago and is still being used there every weekend. I also built 7 different Traditional Hold em Tables including Detachable Padded Rail. For the Traditional Tables I use 2ea 4x8 sheets of 3/4 OAK plywood (One for the Base, One for the Rail), Speed Cloth or Velveteen (DO NOT use felt. It will not last), ¼” Neoprene under the Cloth, 4" Foam Padding for the Rail covered with Whisper Vinyl. Usually takes me 10 Hours to build a single table and costs about $140 in material. Most materials can be Purchased at JoAnns Fabrics (Velveteen, Whisper Vinyl and Foam). Some great resources: http://www.homepokertourney.com/tables_build.htm and http://www.scottkeen.com/forum/ My First Table http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/gallery/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Personal_Galleries/Chiquita/Skydive_the_Farm/October_24th-25th_2004&image=STF_102404_012.jpg&img=36&tt=

I never even got meet the legendary (Atleast in his own Mind) Sudsy. But well... We had such Plans. I cant believe he has abandoned me after so much time invested in developing the curriculum for the JelloJ - SudsyFist School for wayward women. As a Team we had so much to offer these women in need. The real loss here is to women of the world. Ladies I do truly mourn for you for you have been deprived of one of Life truly great moments.. The patented "JelloJ - Sudsyfist" Over the Back High Five". I am so sorry ladies. everyone should go lather up and rub one off in his memory.

Absolutely!!