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1988?? The only thing to go on my Feet were either Surplus Combat Boots or Black High top Converse (Chucks). The really sad thing is that it now almost 20 years later and I still wear the same style shoes (well the Chucks anyway).

Lee me guess... You bought the Air Filter. I use Jiffy Lube or Equivalent whenever I get my Oil Changed. Usually less than $25 total. When I drop the car off I tell them in advance.,... NO, I dont want a new Air Filter. NO, I dont need my Coolant Flushed, NO, I dont want my Brake Fluid Changed. Oil Change and That is it. Jiffy Lube loves the up sale. For you 3-month/3000 mile people... RTFM!! Most cars are good for 7500 miles easily before an oil Change should even be considered. The entire 3000 Mile thing is just pushed by people selling oil changes. Read Your owners manual (NO.. Dont go by what the Dealer says.. They sell Oil Changes too) and see what they suggest. You will be surprised.

Peter Frampton - Frampton Comes Alive! Kiss - Kiss Alive II Meatloaf - Bat out of Hell Molly Hatchet - Flirting with Disaster RUSH - 2112 Those were the Vinyl Albums I remember Playing over and Over again whan I was Kid/Preteen. SOmetimes I miss the Hiss when I hear songs from these albums.

Skymonkeyone is the Mutha Fruckin Schiiiznit!! I went to my first Boogie with only 20 Jumps. New dropzone.. Didnt really know anyone.. Chuck comes up to me and Offers to jump with me right off the bat. He showed me around a little and made sure I met a few people, Even offered to help me get some things on my A Card signed off.. I didnt even know enough then to realize exactly how cool that was. Skydiving needs more people with his attitude. Definately someone I look up to in this sport.

Oral is foreplay as far as I am concerned. Its great and I like it just like any normal person, However in my 20+ years of sexual activity.. I have run across very few women (2 to be exact) that could actually get the job "DONE". Many others have given themselves lockjaw trying, determined to prove me wrong and prove that they could get the job done. Women can be just as over confident in their “Skills” as men. The usual response when I tell a woman this is for her to say “Bullshit, I can get the job the done”. The end result is I usually end up unsatisfied and she ends up with a sore jaw and a stiff neck an hour later. I guess that would mean I am not very good at receiving.

152 Porter 182 185 206 207 Caravan Grand Caravan Heli (Alliluette or something.. I can bearly say it much less spell it) Otter Casa Skyvan Oh and Skinny`s Mum. Just beacuse we were drunk and all. Edit: Oh wait.. She Jumped me. nevermind

The Principals Office?

Listen you insignificant speck of Deityrethic Phlegm.... I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you.. We all Know The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. Your intellect rivaled only by garden tools. You are Living Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. You are a prime candidate for natural deselection. If brains were taxed, you would get a rebate. If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths? Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "She knows so little and knows it so fluently." You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Who am I kidding? You would. Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would. Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist. (Hows That work for you??)

Happy B-Day girl!!

You either?? Damn.. She must have something against us Georgia Boys!!

Im not sure. It has been a while. I think I may need to find a a volenteer to give me an objective opinion. (Females Only Please.)

GFD... You are now on my official "Not so Cool list!!" I may NEVER hold your hand again after that last Pic!!

I guess it sometimes has more to do with the time available.

Hmmmmm... Need a Coach/mentor. You offereing??

As a general rule.. I think Sex should last a little longer that the average jump But to each their own.

Maybe we can talk Spence into setting up the Roaming DZ Pool.

Easy... Come to the Dublin Boogie and knock out over half that list in one trip!

I have been lucky enought to meet almost everyone that I felt I really wanted to on here. Makes it really hard to come up with Just one that I havent met yet.. The only one I can really think of at the moment doesnt even post here anymore.. (actually,, There is two that I would like to meet that dont post here much any more.) 1) Dove 2) Sudsyfist (Who shold certianly understand better than anyone If I only get one.. He aint it!!) Others... Swedishcelt (Probably #1 on current posters that I havent met) RL (So we can discuss Heinlien if nothing else) SkydiveStmarys (so close but so far away!!) Caress (A guy trapped in a Hot female body.) Flygurl Sweetness

I did the same thing once while I was still in college. Took a "Sales" Job. Turned out to be telemarketing Scam. I was told it was to raise money for a Non-Profit Organazation. Took the Job, Get there and they have Phone Books for every Major City in the country and a Telephone at each desk. The scam was to call Small Business and tell them we were from the "Just Say No" foundation and for a Donation $150 we would distribute 1000 Pencils with their Business Name and "Just say No to drugs" in local schools. The sales person would get $75 per sale. Five to ten sales a day was the average. I went through about 2 Hours Training.. Made one Call.. went out for a Smoke, Got in my car and left. Decided I wasnt that Hungry and Hopefully never would be.

Nekkid Pics of Skinnyshrek??

Suddenly...... Im Afraid. Very Afraid.

You Too??? Ugggg!! I am sick as hell. Lets Blame Beth!! Oh.. and I will take your side Bet. Name it.

Iwan.. PM me your User name on there and I will transfer the money for you to get in. Pay me back in Dublin.

Can I get on that action??