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    I had mountain Oysters one time. When They told me what they were (After I had eaten a few)... I Puked. Have fun and None for me...
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    Sounds like you need to spice it up.. You got a friend that you can bring home for a threesome?? Just Kidding. If he isnt into sex.. So be it, Not all guys just care about getting laid all the time. Don’t let it bother you. Ask him about it. If you feel that you are not getting it enough.. Say something. If it remains a problem, you have to decide how important sex is to you and if you want to continue the relationship. Generally you hear his problem from the other perspective. Men are supposed to Just understand and accept the fact that Women sometimes don’t have the same sex drive. Well.. Guess What?? The same is true if the rolls are reversed.
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    Cheeburger, Cheeburger, Cheeburger!!! No Coke.... Pepsi!! (I think you have to be over 35 to get that reference!!)
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    Remember the first time you were introduced to Marcellus Wallace. The first shot of him was of the back of his head, complete with band-aid. Then, remember the combination of the lock on the briefcase was 666. Then, remember that whenever anyone opened the briefcase, it glowed, and they were in amazement at how beautiful it was; they were speechless. Now, bring in some Bible knowledge, and remember that when the devil takes your soul, he takes it from the back of your head. What is the most beautiful thing about a person: his soul. Marcellus Wallace had sold his soul to the devil, and was trying to buy it back. The three kids in the beginning of the movie were the devil's helpers. And remember that when the kid at the end came out of the bathroom with a "hand cannon," Jules and Vincent were not harmed by the bullets. "God came down and stopped the bullets" because they were saving a soul. It was divine intervention." Atleast that is one theory.
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    Yep. One thing I am very proud of. Every single girl that I have ever Been with, I am still friends with. I cant think of a single exception.
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    I am going to be stranded in Baltimore all next week (Mon-Sat). Any locals up there that can show me where trouble can be found? Drinking Partners / Fellow Trouble Makers needed.
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    Happy Mutha Fuckin Birthday Old man!!
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    Wow!! only 365 days till your POPS number!! Have a Good one Spence.
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    Swoopp pulled the comeback from hell!! Nice playing. Crippled me with JJ vs my AK. I caught top pair and nut flush draw.. he caught the set. Well played and Bubble boy strikes again. Nice game.
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    Done.
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    Ohh.. Can I play too??
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    I am starting to strongly suspect that my left Hand may in fact really be Lesbian. As it absolutely refuses to tuck other cocks and has a total fascination with Boobies. Should I be concerned??
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    I do threesomes all the time. I use both my Right Hand and my Left hand (At the same time even!!!) But lately I think my Left hand has been getting jealous cause my Right has better rhythm and is usually the one to get the job DONE!! What should I do to make sure my Left doesn't feel neglected??
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    I bubbled in 4 consecutive $55 buyin tourneys last night. -$220 for the night. Every single game I got it all-in with the best hands and lost to 2 and 3 outers. Hopefully I got all that out of my system now. Tonight... I am looking for revenge.
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    LOL!!! Now that was Funny!! I personally have 3 Rules when it comes to dating women. No Redheads. No Strippers. No Women from Alabama. But then again I LOVE breaking rules.
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    OK.. I took the test 3 times and this (Attached) is what it kept coming up with... Should I be Worried??
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    So is this your FIRST house?? Congratz!! Welcome to the world of extreme Debt!! Now go outside and Piss in all 4 corners of the yard. Gotta mark your Territory!! OH and sooooo... When is the gathering??
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    Sounds like they will find it. And Hey... if your gear isnt there.. Tell them to go outside and look under the Golf Cart. It is your gear and all.. Seems like a reasonable place to check.
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    Great!! Soon as I start trying take over leadership of this Cult... Some other upshot is already after the Throne!! Hey.. I know.. Each Day we can pick a new leader of the Cult. On days when RL is leader of the Cult, we can do Threesomes, Foursomes and Moresomes. (Oh and Anal Sex Too!!) On days when skinny shrek is leader, We can all just sit on our ass all day, Play poker, get fucked up and make fun of people. and when it is finally my turn again.. We can all sit around doing jello shots and flirting with everyone in sight. Hey this could be fun. So what would we do on "Your" day?? Hmmmm. Maybe this needs it own thread.
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    He is her Body Guard. Her Story was that they stppoed at a Starbucks. The Body gurd went in to get them coffee. She took the baby out of the seat to feed him. as the body guard was coming back, The papparazzi started hounding her so she sped off. I still think it is Bullshit to jepordize your child to escape from the cameras butI also have no idea what it is like to live life with someone constantly trying to stick a Camera in your face at every possible moment. I think I would probably Kill someone if they did back the fuck up while I was holding my child.
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    [swooooon] Are you calling me an Arrogant Bastard? [/swoooon]
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    My Real Name came up this way: Ingredients: 3 parts friendliness 3 parts crazyiness 1 part energy Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge! My Alter Ego (Nick Name) came up this way: 3 parts pride 1 part arrogance 3 parts Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability
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    If I worked at YOUR office.. X-Ray Vision would be at the top of my list. Right up there with Invisable Touch. All day long you would be thinking, It feels like something invisable keep grabbing my chest.
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    X-Ray Vision!! (If your day job was working in a nursing home!!)
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    Notice it was only confirmed that She didnt Drink. Conspicuously absent was confirmation that She actually "Behaved just fine".