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Does it count as retro if you never really quit wearing it from the first time around?? As we discussed Friday Night while Comparing Chuck Taylors... I have been wearing the same style shoes for 20+ years. Actually. Lets see.. Black T-Shrts, Jeans, Chucks.. Nope no Change at all in 20+ Years and I seriously doubt it will change in the next 20.

Nope.. Any Groups Incidents (Which I will neither confirm nor deny) would have to qualify as EXTRA Special!!

You know.. After posting that.. I thought about it for a minute... Every Single Woman that has every Attempted to perform this act on me, Regardless of Skill, Technique or Teeth... Was appreciated. It is a generally selfless act where someone is attempting to do something just for you and should be acknowledged as such. Yes, I have had some "Not so Great" Blow Jobs in my life, but every single one was special and appreciated.

Too many of them in world anyway. BTW.. If you plan on doing any more of you Free - Free Style Street Crossing Coaching Weekends this year... Would it be OK If I came for some coaching and just paid your wife for your coaching?

or even worse... Too much teeth and too little experience and alot of enthusiasm!!. = OK.. That’s enough of that..!! Actually the worst I have ran into (And most common) is the old Lips tightly over the Teeth, Slide up and down and call it a Blow Job. Sorry babe.. not even close.

Are you F*cking Nuts??? Sexual Favors should be the Only acceptable currency for Street Crossing Coaching!! If you cant even get that, why bother with all the time and trouble to get the Rating?? Jello (Give back to the Sport, Long as I am Gettin Some) J!!

While it is going to be difficult to make a Living because all these UNTRAINED do gooders who think they should "Give Back to the Street" continue to help Young Kids across the street (simply because that is the way it has always been Done) with out charging them... Hopefully the SCAA (Street Crossing Association of America) will step in and mandate that only Coach Rated Street Crossers assist those low timers. Be ware as soon some over educated Brainiac will show up and start demanding Statistic to prove whether the newly created Street Crossing Rating has shown and effect on Street Crossing accidents. (Dont worry though.. He will be ignored here too!!)

Well you can atleast get your own street crossings paid for!! Cool!! Where do I sign up for that Rating??

RL wants to have group Anal Sex With Me!!! Whooo Hooooo!!! OK.. I am stopping to buy some lube and Im heading South!! (Where Am I Going anyway??)

Wow!!! You mean you don’t really want to have group Anal Sex with every guy here?? I am so disillusioned. All my hopes and dreams Smashed in a single post.

Now Clay.. Let me assure you that I know for a 100% absolute fact that every single post made on this web site is directed completely at me personally. I whole heartedly reject your claim that anything else is the truth. Therefore every post you make, I will take as a personal affront, attack and threat. Please take note that this is my world and you are mealy taking up space in it. To make up for all the transgressions you have made against me personally, I demand retribution!! I hearby insist that you purchase mass quantities of quality Beer and other intoxicants and deliver it personally to me at the April Farm Boogie. Then and only then will I consider forgiving you.

Abuse is Love!! Love me Long time!! We still got lots to teach you about Giving Shit. Never back Down.. Never apologize!! If some one gets offended, You found their week spot.. Keep on Going!! Talk to Lee.. he is the resident expert!

WTF??? Listen here Miss "I got go Home Early.".. I know I wasnt drunk enough to not remember things I said from this weekend. Spence, I just called my Brother and told him to get his ass busy making your 15 Gallon Pressurised Stainless Container.

Jump Suit - Custom Made.. To my measurements with my Colors. Worth every Penny. Tee-Shirt - Mass Produced. Cost about $6 (Probably less) to make. Now if Gwen wants to sit down at a Sewing Machine and custom make my daughter a Tee-Shirt that is one of a kind and just for her.. Then I might even pay $200 for that Tee-Shirt!

She does work. (She is waaaaay over paid but I cant change that. (14 and making $10 an hour to work in a Family owned Coffee Shop is a little ridiculous but I have no control over that.) I don’t even want to see her spend her own money on something like that. It just seemed like such a waste to spend a $100 on a $10 tee-shirt just because it had L.A.M.B. printed on it no matter who’s money it was. I think even allowing her to waste her own money is not a good lesson. Women’s fashion has always been a little bit of a pet peeve of mine. The same exact Tee-Shirt on a women’s Rack will cost twice as much as the same shirt on a Mens Rack. Same shirt. Same production cost. Yet women are willing to spend more therefore they charge more. I hate to see people get ripped off like that. I would rather teach her to be sensible when it comes to buying things. Paying 3 to 4 times (or more) than what something is actually worth is not good. Of course her Mom tells me I am a Guy so I am not supposed to understand.

14 going on 30. And her Mom did end up getting her some L.A.M.B. stuff off ebay after her Mean old Father Balked at the prices. I spoil the kid rotten but sometimes there just has to be limits. That clothing line and the prices they ask seemed to finally reach mine.

My daughter (Who has always been a HUGE Gwen Stefani Fan) decided that she had to ahve some L.A.M.B. clothing this year... $100 for a Tee-Shirt?? $400 for a Skirt?? $125 for a Scarf?? Are they F*cking NUTS?? It was the first time I think in my daughters life when she REALLY wanted something and I told her, NO Way, Forget it, It aint happening!! Sorry.. Those prices are just plain STUPID.

Or how about President of Vice??

and exactly how was it that I didnt get an invite to this Party?? Hmmmm.... Let me check the Jello-Shot recipients list..... Wow!! It seems that the list just got alot shorter. Cool.. Not so much work to do now before Dublin! (Oh.. And tell that Midget to get his hands off my Dream Girls Ass!!)

I would be more than happy to give that a shot.

I Made the COMIC!!!! Woooo Hoooo!!!! Or should that be Yeeeeee Haaaaaa!!!!!

Nope not at all. Just not as sexy as Long hair.

You have Hair??

Well from the size of whatever was poking me was... I would REALLLY hope it was Cold!!

I do sometimes!! Well every once in a while. OK.. Maybe not that often but is has happened before!!