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You will get whatever you gots coming to you in Dublin!! Now get yo ass on a plane head on over here Biatch. I got some tough love waitin on you and yours. Its hard out here for a Pimp!! And a Pimp aint nottin without his Ho`s.

What??

Wow!! Like Neapolitan Ice Cream!! Yummy!!

Nope Not all are the same.. For Me... Arrogant??? Absolutely. Bastard??? Definitely. Asshole??? Sometimes. Devastatingly Handsome and Incredibly Well Hung??? Depends on who you ask. Stupid?? Nope. Not Guilty. Sorry but your statement is not accurate.

All of us??

Thats Easy!! The Rack v2.0 because I like Breasts!

75 south to I-16 east. Get off at the Dublin Exit. Listen for explosions, Fire Trucks, Loud music and Mouth (who can be heard over all of that). Go that way.

Truly some of the finer things in Life!! Great Piece of Meat there Dave.... Who Over Cooked it??

FBO is basically like the Office at the Airport. Packing tents.. There is a Free Main Packing tent but it will be very crowded. Several DZ`s have rented thier own. I am sure you can chip in with one of them (I think The Farm will have a Tent but I know they still need some people to chip in on it (Talk to Hans). I also think SDA has one and they were looking for one or two more to chip in.. Talk to Yardhippie.

Cool!! I will be there waiting for you.... (And I am Bringing Lots of Popcorn!!)

Kim Chee!! I LOVE Kim Chee!!

Sounds like a Legitimate Business Plan to me. You have a Competitor trying to lure your customers, Respond by offering a Reason for your customers to stay. Kinda like price matching or in this case.. Event Matching. It is easy for us to forget sometimes that DZ`s are Businesses.

You ruined my surprise. That is the exact outfit I had picked out to wear this Saturday night at Dublin!!

Have you tried putting it in the Microwave?? It would melt the Bead and then you could plug in your headphones.

Would you settle for Duff Guy with a 6-Pack thats been bagged to go and a Scrawney Ass??

First off.. Concratz to Jake.. Condolances to Casie! And I cant wait for THAT Bachelor Party!!

The Farm has a Porter, a Caravan and a Grand Caravan. For many of us, The Porter is our Favorite. Gigantic Door, Climbs fast, Jungle Gym outside the door, Slow exit speeds . I love the Porter. Another advantage of the porter is that is can get in and out of a Short Landing Strip. At the Farm, If we are running the Caravan or Grand Caravan we have to shuttle to the Airport as they cant take off with a full load on the short strip. If we are flying the porter, We can.

Send Pics and I will save you a few!!

Actually Spence chose the Humane society as the charity of choice some time ago for this event. All Proceeds from the Poker Tournament will be going there too. My Goal is $1,000 (The tournament should generate about $700, The rest will hopefully come from Jello shots.) The Trophies for the Poker Tournament have already been made. Last year we did Jump for the Cause This year the Trophies say.. Jump for the Paws.

Yea.. What she said!! Ok.. I will be selling them for $1 each and 100% of the money will goto the local Humane society. Beth, Gia and Myself will make up the Free Jello-Shot Distribution Committee. Random acts of Stupidity and general Stupid Skydiver Tricks MAY earn jello shots if the Committee finds the trick amusing. General Boobies Flashes and other assorted sexual Favors also have been know to persuade this committee into tossing out free Jello Shots. The slogan will be "Show Dem Puppies for the Puppies!!" And I just wanted to mention that the Humane Society also Take in Kitties too!!

Bob.. You are so thoughtful. I greatly appreciate you offer of sacrifice!!! Sunny... From you that is the nicest possible complement!! (I Think) Skymama... There would be All the Jello Shot you can handle for you no matter which way I choose!! Jeiber.. Haven’t I taught you anything yet?? Skychick Boobies are always 1000 times better than Stripper Boobies!! (Unless we are talking Skydiving Stripper Boobies and then well... Mere mortals like us never really had a Chance anyway!) Monkeyboy.. I think Stupid Skydiver tricks may be the Price. JP.. Those two get an unlimited supply.. Why do you think I am worried about running out in the first place. Gia.. Of course we will have them in the suite while we are producing the Movie. Beth.. If you are true to your word and actually "be good I swear ".. I will be heart broken.

Isnt that kinda like Locking a Couple of Foxes in the Chicken Coop and saying.. Hey.. Guard those Chickens??

I usually make a bunch of jello shot for most boogies I goto. I have never charged for them before. I always have a good time just walking around handing them out to Friends (Old and New). But I am not sure this is the best idea for Dublin. I am only bringing a few Hundred and they have to last 4 nights. Based on basic laws of supply and demand, I am thinking I may have to do something a little different to make them last. What is the best solution??

Yep. It sure does. But it is unlikely if you cooperate and do not give them a hard time or attitude. The same exact thing can happen if you check it too. Somewhere on here is thread where someone checked their luggage and TSA opened their reserve with BOLT CUTTERS if I remember correctly. I would much rather have my rig with me so that I could atleast know for certain what if anything was done to it. I have Traveled with my rig 10 Times (20 Flights) and rarely had any problems at all wit it as a carry on. The only time I did have a Problem was when a TSA Agent just grabbed my Rig and start pulling the main out (She had pulled on the bridle and poped the pin by mistake). Soon as I told her what it was and politely asked if we could get a supervisor to assist. She stopped called the supervisor and he told her Parachutes were OK. She then ran a swap test and helped me Close the main back up and then they asked if they could use my rig to show the other agents what one looked like. I had plenty of time and agreed. Really no trouble at all.

Straining... MUST NOT RESPOND!! I can Resist.. I can Resist!!