Thanatos340

Someone does... And she is closer than you at the moment. Hey I wonder if He knows about.... Uhhh.. I think I better stop while I can still post.. Hey Clay.. PM Sent.

And I never even got to tell him about what happened to the Sheep we had waiting for him at the Farm. I still cant believe that ASC Kidnapped all of them and turned them into Skyride Operators.

La la la la la... My this ice is pretty thin around here. I will not create more work for the Mods.. I will not create more work for the Mods.. I will not create more work for the Mods.. I will not create more work for the Mods.. I will not create more work for the Mods.. I will not create more work for the Mods.. I will not create more work for the Mods.. I will not create more work for the Mods.. I will not create more work for the Mods.. Sorry. Hey Skinny.. Bets off since I cant taunt.

You turn into Bolas when its Cloudy??

Shut up and get back to work on your Stalker/Stalkee list!!

[Typical Blonde Answer] No.. But if you are real lucky.. you might be next!![/Typical Blonde Answer] Disclaimer: I am in NO way suggesting that Swedishcelt is a Typical Blonde and/or that this would be her (Or any other Blonde on this site)answer.

Hmmmmm.... Not sure you are going to like the results!! "Thier" found in the Body of 4090 posts (I did not include Subjects) Ms. Pot... Meet The kettles. Top 25 Violators: wingnut 248 Amazon 232 PhreeZone 192 jtval 142 turtlespeed 120 GrumpySmurf 116 skycat 89 Dumpster 85 rushmc 83 LawnDart21 76 davelepka 71 bbarnhouse 61 Fast 55 rhys 53 Broke 49 Zenister 44 Zep 43 Sebazz1 41 billvon 39 teason 35 Yoshi 35 kallend 28 Deuce 24 pds 23 IMGR2 22

Should I calculate a Top 10 Violators List??

Whiteboards Are GOOD!! It is Math Teachers that are Evil!!

Would you like me to DO You??

Search for [Turtlespeed] Look at the top of the results screen. See attachements.

It seems alot of people are having trouble getting this work, Try this.... Slightly Simplified Version... Stalker List Search String [YOUR USERNAME] Number of results per page 10000 (If you have more than 10,000 Responses to your posts you may need to increase this number.) Copy the results into Excel. Delete all columns except UserName (Column C) Column C becomes Column A. Sort by Column A Type 1 in Cell B1 Type =if(a2=a1,1+b1,1) into Cell B2 Highlight Cell B2 and scroll to cell B13899 (end of list). Hold Shift and Click on it. Highlights Cells B2 - B13899). Hit Control D (Copies the formula down all cells). Now Select Column B. Copy (Ctrl C), Paste SPECIAL into Column C, (Select Values). Delete Column B. (Column C becomes Column B) Sort by Column B. Delete all records with less than 30 in Column B. Sort by Column A and then B. Now comes the time consuming part... (I haven’t figure a way to automate this yet) I start at the Bottom of the list. Manually delete all records for each username except the Largest Count. Work you way up the list. For the Stalkee List.. Only show posts made by YOURUSERNAME Number of results per page 10000 (If you have more than 10,000 posts you may need to increase this number.) Copy the results into Excel. Delete all columns except Subject (Column B) Column B becomes Column A. Sort by Column A Delete All Rows not starting with Re: (These are the Posts your Started) Sort By Column A Type(or Copy/Paste) =MID(A1,FIND("[",A1)+1,FIND("]",A1)-FIND("[",A1)-1) into Cell B1 Select Cell B1 and scroll to the end of the list. Hold Shift and selt the last cell in Column B. (Highlight all Column B cells) Hit Ctrl D (Copies Formula Down all cells in Column B) Copy Column B and Paste SPECIAL (Values) into Colum C. Delete Columns A & B (Column C becomes Column A) Type 1 in Cell B1 Type =if(a2=a1,1+b1,1) into Cell B2 Highlight Cell B2 and scroll to cell B13899 (end of list). Hold Shift and Click on it. Highlights Cells B2 - B13899). Hit Control D (Copies the formula down all cells). Now Select Column B. Copy (Ctrl C), Paste SPECIAL into Column C, (Select Values). Delete Column B. (Column C becomes Column B) Sort by Column B. Delete all records with less than 30 in Column B. Sort by Column A and then B. Now comes the time consuming part... (I haven’t figure a way to automate this yet) I start at the Bottom of the list. Manually delete all records for each username except the Largest Count. Work you way up the list. See... Easy and Fun... Just like a Root Canal!!

I just find it so funny that you are your own biggest Stalker!!

Krisanne!! I didnt even make the top 10?? You are slacking Young Lady!! OK.. I think I have done everyones List and PMed it to them that asked (And one or two that Didnt). Anyone else that cant figure out how to do it and wants to see the results, PM me and I will try to get to it sometime tommorow.

Thats Arrogant Bastard!! (Get it Right!!!) And if anything needs Sucking on... Talk to Mr. "Tastes Like a Blow Job" Jeiber!!

Another fascinating fact I discovered during this exercise was that I have started a total of 79 80 Threads on this site. Yep.. Some days are more geeky than others.. I have a sudden urge to go home and watch some star trek Firefly and Battlestar Galactica now.

Not for the Uber Geeks!! Like I said.. It was LONG Boring Meeting. I had nothing better to do. Keep hacking at it... You will get it.

This was done once before in another thread along time ago (Thanks to a Formula posted in This Thread you can calculate who Stalks you (Respond to you) most. Top 10 Stalkers for me: 1. skinnyshrek - 109 2. mcneill79 - 94 3. NWFlyer - 88 4. lisamariewillbe - 77 5. Girlfalldown - 73 6. jumpchikk - 66 7. chaoskitty - 64 8. CSpenceFLY - 46 9. kelel01 - 45 10. marks - 43 I then got really bored and decided to see who I stalk the most. (Modified the search to show only Post made by Me, Extracted the user name of the person I was responding to using =MID(A1,FIND("[",A1)+1,FIND("]",A1)-FIND("[",A1)-1) and then ran basically the same procedure. Top 10 Stalkee List 1. Girlfalldown - 79 2. mcneill79 - 58 3. CSpenceFLY - 56 4. chaoskitty - 54 5. kelel01 - 52 6. skinnyshrek - 51 7. jumpchikk - 40 8. lisamariewillbe - 40 9. NWFlyer - 37 10. missg8tordivr - 32 (yea, The meeting I was in was really that LONG and BORING!!) Anyone else feeling particularly Geeky today want to post their numbers?

April 1&2. Lets just say that Jumps will never be cheaper anywhere at anytime than they will be that weekend at the Farm. Big Dublin Mini Reunion already!!

hey.. If you guys come up Next weekend I will even buy you a couple jumps!! Great to meet you at Dublin. (Seriously come out to the Farm for the Anniversary Boogie!!)

RockStar... Thanks for letting me be your 1st. I truly felt special! And it was even better when I also got to be your 3rd later that night. As for the Body Painting this year... I could not have done it without GFD.. She saved my ass on that one. Last yeat I spent 4 hours painting 4 Girls. This year, I had exactly 45 minutes to paint 3. Without Shannon running in at the last minute to handle the detail work, It never would have happened. Thanks again. And to my Lovely Poker Hostesses... WOW!! you girls were nothing short of Stunning!! Thank you so much for everything. And Swoop... You be the Bomb Diggity for dealing those games. I would not be able to have the tournaments without you. We raised $460 for the Humane Society this year. I handed the cash to Spence on Sunday to add to the Money from the Raffle and Michelle’s Jello-Shots. Thanks to everyone that partisipated. My Favorite Quotes of the weekend.. I overheard one well known DZ.comer asking Another... "Did We Make out Last Night?" And of course nothing will ever top Jebier`s "Tastes just like a Blow Job"

I think it was microsft that paid them a little over $1,000,000 for one reunion show a while back. Uncontrollable urge has to be one of my all time favorite songs.

The turtle was doing alright sunday morning. He helped me load up the Van... By standing there with a beer in his hand and offering helpful suggestions!! The last sight I had as I pulled out of the Dublin Airport Sunday afternoon was Turtle Kicked back in a Chair under the Poker Tent sipping on a beer.

OK.. This will be my last post on this as it seems that most people are completely missing what I was complaining about.. One last TIME.... I understand it would take time before they could send out a Card... No big deal. I just wanted a receipt for my Payment. They told me that it would take two to three weeks before they would send me a receipt and that would cost $5. I am fine with paying for them to fax me something.... What I am not fine with is being told it would take two to three weeks to before they Faxed me something unless I paid an extra $20. As Jan pointed out.. Yes it was an Expired membership (Expired 12/31/2005). So what do they have to do other than mark the Membership paid that they would not have to do otherwise?? This is what I dont understand. Two to three weeks to get a Card?? Understandable. Two to three weeks to get a receipt?? NOT Understandable!! Why was I not told about the other options when I called the USPA?? The money is NOT the issue here. I paid the exact amount I always pay. It didnt cost me anything over what I usually pay. But I do feel I was mislead. I dont see how it could possibly take two to three weeks to "Process my application" before they could send me a receipt unless I paid an extra $20. And if it really does take that long.. Then the USPA really needs to look at their work flow process. Was all this caused by me not renewing when I should have?? Absolutely, I never claimed otherwise. I let it lapse. That doesnt change the fact that two to three weeks to mark something paid and send a receipt is ridiculous. It also doesnt change the fact that I called the USPA directly and was not told of my options that would have made all of this unnecessary. I was mislead - I still think that two to three weeks before they can fax you a receipt is simply NOT TRUE. I was misinformed - There were several other options that Mike Mullins pointed out that the USPA could have told me about. a) GM Membership database. b) Mail Check from the DZ. c) Online renewal and print conformation from there. It is sad that I have to learn these things from Dropzone.com instead of from the USPA when I called them first. To those that are completely focused on the “Renew on time next time otherwise just accept whatever they tell you” are completely missing the issue here but I doubt they will ever see what I am trying to say here. Two to three weeks to fax a receipt in today’s world is not acceptable for any Business, Group or Organization. Was there really any thing to do other than mark my membership paid?? This is over now. I did receive my Fax the day after my call and my Card in the mail a few days later. I paid the same amount I always pay but unfortunately the extra money I usually send will not be going to the Airport defense fund as I would have preferred.

Only where deserved!! Done anything lately to deserve a Spanking?? Now hurry up and get here. I cant give out Jello-shots until the rest of the Committee is here to help me decide who is deserving. Oh.. And I have also decided that the 3 of us are alos the quality controll committee!! We must test several of each flavor before passing them out just to make sure they meet all standards!!