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There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING going on at the Farm this weekend. Nothing. NaDa!! It will be a very typical, Long, Slow, Boring Weekend there. Just a small group of upstanding, well mannered and well behaved people getting together for a few Jumps and general fellowship. The Free Jump thing is definitely an April Fools joke. There will not be Any after Hours Shenanigans at all. There will be no Jello-shots for anyone. There will not be a Poker Games as Poker Games are generally frowned upon at the Farm. Everyone always remain fully clothed there at all times. When the day of Jumping is over… Everyone goes Home quickly and quitely as possible there. There are No Fat, Rude, and Obnoxious British Camera Guys there. And ABSOLUTELY NO FREE JUMPS!! Free Jumps… LOL!!! On April 1st?? Who would ever fall for that! LOL!!! Atleast that is the rumor I heard!!

Uhhhh.. Have someone Put it in a Box... Out Your address on it.. Apply proper postage (And Insurance).. Drop in a Mail box. Ammo.. Now that may may a different story.

Honestly you cant go wrong either way. Tullahoma with Mullins Flying his King Air is a Treat not to be missed.. But Rumor has it something very special may be happening at The Farm that weekend. Either one and you should have a great time. You want to jump your ass off at a GREAT DZ out of one of the fastest Planes anywhere... Tullahoma. You want get a few jumps in and party your ass off with some of the most insane people anywhere.. The Farm.

Suck it up Powder Puff. Bring it!! I want one of those legendary Amazon Hugs!!

Yea.. But I am Still #2 (At least when it comes to your favorite J`s) Add me to the list. Now Manifesting Love Sac Load #1!!

Im still Pure as the driven Snow. Maybe someday I will let down my defenses and allow some mischievous young lady corrupt me.

No Comment!! But If I show up at your Door with a Bottle of Tequilia, Three Shooter Girls and a Cooler full of jello shots... You will know I might be worried about having to pay out.

I was kinda Hoping she would make me President of Vise!! I have experience with most Vises and most of the rest I am willing to try atleast once.

Yep.. You have to Bet to win. Just remember that if you bet too much I will have to protect my interests and Taunt you with Temptation every chance I get! Now where did I put that Bottle of Cuervo 1800 Reserve...

Sucky?? You got the best odds of all. A Chance to make some real Money!! BTW.. If anyone actully takes those odds.. I will be forced to follow you around with Jello-Shots and Shooter Girls untill you give in else I might loose money! J/K Girl.. I wish you luck and hope you make it.

I have Never... Nor will I ever... Forget Giaaaa!!! Gia -225 (win $2.25 for ever $10 bet) Over/Under at 21 Days.

Let me know when the partisipants list is finalized so that I can set the Odds for the Betting Pools. Currently DZ.com Odds makers have the following that the partisipants will be successful.. lawrocket -1000 (win $1 for every $10 bet) Wildcard -150 (win $1.50 for every $10 bet) Kele01 +500 (win $5 for every $1 bet) Setting Over/Under for each at: Lawrocket 26 days Wildcard 19 days kele01 9 Days Even Money.. Take the Over or Under... Get your Bets in now!!

Jeiber... Are you tring to revive the Great Georgia Cat Chasing Championship?? From Neil Boortz: Let's go back about 14 years. I was working at a much smaller radio station then and wasn't syndicated. I told my listeners that I had learned of an interesting competition that was going to take place "at an airport south of Atlanta." It was the Georgia Cat Chasing Championships. The purpose was to choose a champion to send to the national contest a month later. Cat chasing, for those of you who don't know, is the sport of cramming about eight skydivers and one cat into an airplane. When you get to 10,000 feet you toss the cat out. The skydivers then pile out and go after the cat. Whoever lands with the cat is the winner. To make a long story short … we spent about four weeks promoting the show. I had guests come by for quick appearances. Past champions, judges, sponsors and contestants. On the day of the "competition" we did a "live" remote broadcast. I sat in the studio with a cast of about five people and about 60 sound effects. We had crowd noise, helicopters, the sounds of screaming cats, airplanes, parachutes opening, wind noise … you name it. We had a chain saw used to get a cat out of a tree. We had the sound of an uncaught cat falling through the air. Let me tell you, we gave the audience one helluva show. We had county sheriffs all over South Georgia rushing to their local airports afraid that this competition was going on in their jurisdictions. What fun we had! At the end of the show we told those listeners who hadn't figured things out that it was all a spoof. We then produced a tape of the show and sold it for $10 a hit. The total proceeds went to the Fund for Animals. We raised thousands. Well – we didn't go to quite the same lengths yesterday. All I did was mention the contest and my participation. Amazingly – many people bought it. Here's the latest e-mail tally as of 6:00 a.m.: E-mails telling me they laughed their butts off: 239 E-mails telling me they would never listen to my show again: 67 E-mails telling me they were going to call all my sponsors and organize boycotts: 21 E-mails from affiliate station managers telling me they were getting demands that my show be dropped: 2 E-mails from cat-haters who wished the whole story was true: 5 6

Happy Birthday to my favorite K.I.A.B. Enjoy the Spankings.

I generally prefer Arrogant Bastard over Know it all Bitch... I guess I will answer both. And Yes.. You are Lucky I am here and that I occasionally enlighten you with my Wisdom.. And BTW.. NWFlyer and Her Boyfriend are two of the nicest people I know... So Back the Fuck up!! Don’t like what you read here… Don’t read it.

I did my initiation Jump at Skyfest last year but the rodriguez initiations didnt happen. Skyfest is much more about The SCR ceremony. Wasnt time to do both last year. I am still waiting to be initiated by my Two Hot Mama`s. I have had several chances to get initiated since then but I am holding out till they can do it.

1. Concrete Blonde - Still In Hollywood. 2. Subhumans - The day the Country Died. 3. Fear - More Beer. 4. Kid Rock - Devil without a Cause. 5. Patsy Cline - Greatest Hits 6. The Heads - No Talking, Just Head 7. S.O.D. - Speak English or Die

Yep. It was me. Now where the Fuck is my Beer??

How big was the penis?? This is the real issue. If the Penis was larger than yours.. Then irreparable harm has been done. She will never again be satisfied by you knowing that there are larger Penis`s out there. Also sex will not be as pleasurable for you as she has now been stretched out and therefore must be replaced immediately. If the Penis was Smaller than yours.. Then its OK.. Now she will just have a Much greater appreciation for you and be faithful always as she know knows that you truly are the great Love Monster you always thought you were.. You should buy the person with the smaller penis a beer for doing you this great service.

Dude.. I think everyone has it all wrong..... Here is the real deal. She knows you are off your game and wants to prove it to you. Her Plan.. Give you permission to go Bang some High School Sweetheart from 20 years ago.. But she knows either... A. You are way off your game and will only strike out.. or B. Your high Shoool Sweetheart is now too Fat and Ugly and you wouldn’t be able to get it up anyway. Sooo.. She gives you permission... You go and try.. find out that you don’t have the Mojo anymore and come home crawling back to her cause she has just proven to you that she is the best you will be able to get. She gets to take the High road for then next 20 years (She gave you your Chance to get some strange.. and you struck out.. not her fault) while destroying your confidence at the same time. Pretty Smart Chick if you ask me.

Have a Few more beers and Post away. Oh and have a few shots too. (skinny and I have a bet.) I bet you $5 that you cant drink 10 Shots of tequila and came back and make 10 posts afterwards.

OK.. I am still Bored. Offenders by Percentage. User - "Thier"`s - Posts - Percentage rhys - 53 - 485 - 10.9278% GrumpySmurf - 116 -1204 - 9.6346% LawnDart21 - 76 - 1072 - 7.0896% teason - 35 - 535 - 6.5421% davelepka - 71 - 1431 - 4.9616% rushmc - 83 - 1848 - 4.4913% Dumpster - 85 - 2124 - 4.0019% Zep - 43 - 1123 - 3.8290% Fast - 55 - 1533 - 3.5877% wingnut - 248 - 7777 - 3.1889% Broke - 49 - 1654 - 2.9625% Amazon - 232 - 9023 - 2.5712% IMGR2 - 22 - 982 - 2.2403% skycat - 89 - 4373 - 2.0352% Yoshi - 35 - 1935 - 1.8088% pds - 23 - 1826 - 1.2596% PhreeZone - 192 - 15268 - 1.2575% jtval - 142 - 15728 - 0.9028% turtlespeed - 120 - 14998 - 0.8001% bbarnhouse - 61 - 9401 - 0.6489% Sebazz1 - 41 - 6496 - 0.6312% Zenister - 44 - 7561 - 0.5819% Deuce - 24 - 9831 - 0.2441% kallend - 28 - 14184 - 0.1974% billvon - 39 - 23847 - 0.1635%

Awww Shit!! You mean Shimmel is going too?? Forget it then, No way I am going!!

One way or another.. That thread was headed for Infamy!! OH well.. Back to statistics for me.

That thread had more potential for Death and destruction than a 30 way Magic Carpet ride with all 100 jump wonders flying sub-100 sqft canopies in a Hurricane. I will behave now.