Thanatos340
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Women tend to overvalue Pussy. They seem to forget is that 51% of the worlds population has an unlimited supply. Old Joke: Guy - Would you have sex with me for $1 Million?? Girl - Yes!!! Guy - Would you have sex with me for $1?? Girl - Hell NO!! What kinda Girl do you think I am?? Guy - We already established that, Now we are just haggling over price.
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Was not my list.. But Id hit it. How are you sammich makin skillz?
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Looking for Humorous descriptions of Skydiver Types..
Thanatos340 replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
Lets hear your tongue and Cheek descriptions (50 to 100 words) of what each of the following types of Skydiver are: Belly Flyers - Freeflyers - Crew Dogs - Swooper - And any other Skydiver Types that I missed. -
For many women.. It start about the 4th shot of Tequila. I LOVE tequila!!
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Very much depends on my Mood. I am generally the one reaching to pick up the tab, I never show up anywhere empty handed, I generally go out of my way to share whatever I have with people. Then other times, People show up expecting me to take care of them and I get pretty pissed about it.
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In that case, I may want to change my "BANG" list.
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Welcome to Springtime on DZ.com. This site goes through Phases fairly consistently. Winter, everyone starts getting grumpy and short tempered, Spring time comes along and people start wanting to spread their wings (And Legs) and we get tons of flirty sex posts. Summertime and things start to balance out a little. The players change from one year to the next but the content stays pretty much the same and each group thinks the new group is not as good/cool/fun as the last. Bonfire (and talkback before) does not really change much, Just the perception of it.
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Is that another way of saying "Face Down, Ass Up??". If so, I wanna meet some women from that church!! (OH.. And yes, You are a weird one. That is what I like most about you.. Well Maybe not "Most" but you get the idea.)
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Happy Birthday Girl. Hope you get lots of spankings!!
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I would show her EXACTLY what a Man was good for. (And teach her to make good sammiches)
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A. He cant count. b. What was the buy-in?? Anything less than $50 buyin on Pokerstars and you may as well be playing slots. c. He hit the wrong Button. (I have done that on several occasions.)
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[swoooooon] Thanks Sweet Cheeks!! I just bought two new hats and Now I have to go return them because there is no way they are going to fit after that Post!! Going to have to get back up to SDC soon just so I can get my Sammich!!!
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If the avatar pic is accurate and not really outdated or photoshopped.. MOST guys would probably hit it if given the chance.. The question is how much bullshit would they put up with before they did or just said Fuck it, it aint worth it.
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Exlax in this Coffee. If he leaves his Gym Towel laying around, Roll up a bunch of sex toys in it when he is not looking. When The picks it up all the goodies fall out onto the floor. Itching power in the Jock Strap.
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This one is more along the lines of a poor attempt at a MishSkyGirl or other Funks type creation only not as funny.
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A few other redeeming qualities that some of us may have: Back Rubs Foot Massages Grilling Cooking (some of can cook indoors as well when the mood strikes us) Honest Opinions (Sometimes you need to be told those pants do indeed make you ass look big) Reach Things up high (Most of you are short) You can Laugh with Us and At Us. We provide entertainment. We generally pick up the tab for dinner and/or drinks. An Occasional "Getthefuckoverit!!" - Sometimes women think too much and a male perspective (while not always welcome) is exactly what is needed. And mostly.. We Give you a great reason to make sammiches and bring beers. We exist!! OH.. And You like us.
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Just try it. You will be amazed at the results. In fact this is a perfect opportunity to make an Instructional Video for all those other hopeless guys out there that already been pussified. Take my advise and video the experience so that others may learn from it.
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Sounds like you have already been pussified by too many Chic-Flicks if you ask me. Man up, Kick the door in and and ask her point blank "Is you is or is you aint my Baby!!". Act like you got a Pair and straighten this out. Tell her to git in the kitchen and fix your damn sammich or get the fuck out!! Tough Love, Gotta keep that pimp hand strong. Lay down the law my brother. Dont be lettin no Split-tail run your house. (And Post Video!!)
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This is too eerie. Right now, I am dating a redheaded stripper from Alabama who is studying to be a high school guidance counselor. Perhaps she is cheating on me. WoW!! You sir have GOT to be a masochist. My sympathies. There is no creature on earth that can create as much carnage as a Redheaded Stripper from Alabama. NONE.
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And let me guess.. You are a Redhead too right?
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Now we are talking!! Put the Smack Down. Tell her like it is!! Scraten dat Biatch Out!! Tell her if she does not get it together, You will not lay any pipe on her for two weeks. Withold the mighty Fuckstick for a while and she will come around. Seriously.. Nice try but way to obvious.
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Great!! Now I went made all this Popcorn for no good reason. Kitty, This is the Bonfire. We have absolutely no room for such common sense posts as yours. We are here to be entertained. Clearly they need to bring out all the rest of their "issues" on here so that the rest of us can make fun of them. My Opinion.. NO, He wasn't being a Dick, He was being a MAN. No Man should ever be forced to watch Meryl Streep Movies unless he also likes Musical Theatre, Cher and wearing Pink TuTu`s. Enough with all this pussification of the American MAN crap. SHE should apologize to him and work on her Sammich making/Beer fetching skillz. All This after of course the obligatory "Im Sorry I was being such a Bitch” Blow job.
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Actually reciting from memory. But I swear, Nothing Happened!!
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So Jean.. Lets Talk.. Oh, Wait.. Nevermind. TAINTED!!