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  1. Thanatos340
    Are you running off to go fornicate again?? Shame on you Young lady!!
  2. Thanatos340
    That Nothing was nothing compared to some of the nothings from a Nothing happens weekend!!
  3. Thanatos340
    OK.. You get an exemption. The rightness of the fact that I agree with you overides the worngness of you actually saying it. See.. It is really not that complicated.
  4. Thanatos340
    Yes I do. And I will be there. And I have a feeling that NOTHING may just happen again at the Farm agan this weekend!!
  5. Thanatos340
    and the rest of you are wrong. Just accept it and we will all be better off, OK?? Thank you.
  6. Thanatos340
    I dont. Just legs and then a Back. No real ass at all.
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    I dated a girl once whos Roomate could Queif on Command. And smoke with it too.. although I just took thier word for that one.
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    Why...

    Thanatos340 replied to TypicalFish's topic in The Bonfire

    Why do we Park on the Driveway and Drive on the Parkway?? Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together??
  9. Thanatos340
    You Hush!!
  10. Thanatos340
    Do over!!! I want a Do Over!!
  11. Thanatos340
    Square Knot, Half Hitch, Full Hitch, Clove Hitch, Hangmans Knot, Over the shoulder boulder holder.. All on the same stem!!
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    Just read that.. We got that covered. Kele is coming.
  13. Thanatos340
    Frank I can live with... I Kinda LIke the fish nets anyway.
  14. Thanatos340
    up to the fuckin Garters!!
  15. Thanatos340
    and the first one of you that suggests I come as Riff Raff geta an 8 inch stiletto heel shoved up their ass. Im in.
  16. Thanatos340
    Ball Park estimate?? Im sure some people would contribute.
  17. Thanatos340
    Me Thinks she may have never heard of "Air-tight" before. Either that or if you know things are going to take a LOOOOONG time.. It is generally a good idea to have a snack handy. OK.. Back to Xena`s Jump.. when will you be doing this and where??
  18. Thanatos340
    [Grumble!!] Dont remind me!![/Grumble!!]
  19. Thanatos340
    Swim to the other side of the swoop pond with me.. I will show you.
  20. Thanatos340
    Ok.. So we get Two Monkeys, A goat, Three Tangerines and A Gallon of Wesson oil.. Oh wait... You meant for a Jump.. Uhh.. Nekkid works.
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    Hes got so good stories.. And one or two even have a couple of things that might have really happened in em.
  22. Thanatos340
    Unfortunately.. Yes. Enjoy every minute of it. The high does eventually fade.. then you find yourself looking to newbies to see if you can siphon off some of that high to get it back. I would love to be back at 50 Jumps and totally new again. That feeling is absolutely incredible.. The time Skymonkeyone came up to me when I didn’t know a soul at 20 Jumps and said “IF you need anything signed off let me know.. we will make a Jump”. When Scotty Carbone Pied me for my 100th.. When Ian Drennen PMed me to say if I wanted Freefly Coaching, Come on down. (I regret never accepting but the offer made me feel like I could do this). The first time I met Turtle and Rocky a Sebastian. Total strangers that I instantly clicked with.. So many special moments in this sport. Enjoy them all. And you ever get the opportunity a few yeaars from now.. Give a few back.
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    To this day.. One of my most memorable moments in skydiving was when Scotty Carbone Pied me for my 100th. I was at a Boogie and won a raffle, went up to on stage collect my prize.. And Scotty caught me right there. Here was 100 jump wide eyed wonder and someone with over 12,000 jumps, a true icon in this sport takes the time to have a pie ready... Yea.. I felt special that day. Scotty has given more to this sport than most of combined ever will. And Tammy is a woman that worthy of that man and quite possibly the only woman insane enough to put up with him!! I love em both.
  24. Thanatos340
    2 = More than one. Actually its kinda a Play on (Geek Reference ahead) Dragon Lance Gully Drawfs.. All Numbers were either 1 or 2. Actually I have just over 200 jumps.. But I started Jumping in 1992, quit after my dad broke his back under a Piglet 23 Main (Round) (Same I had been Jumping), Came back in 1997 made a few Jumps, Quit because my daughter asked me too, Came back in 2000 did a couple quit again because my Ex told me to, back again in 2002 and stuck with it. I am not trying to mislead anyone with my numbers and always refer to myself as a newbie although I do think I have more experience than most 200 jump wonders. I have Jumped Sport Rounds, old F-111 Squares (Raiders, Griffins and such), SOS Rigs, Rip Cord Rigs, ROL Rigs and I been through every type of Training program (IAD, Static Line, Tandem Progression and finally AFF) because of all my starts and stops.
  25. Thanatos340
    If you can do it with mouse clicks, You can do it with a script/program.