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This one statement alone tell me that everything I have ever heard about French Canadians is actually true. I am so sorry Remi..I didn’t realize being French Canadians was truly that bad. Now I know better. Wow!! I will never pick on you again. It is just not right to make fun of someone that just cant help it.

And DONT make beer (or something that they try to pass off as beer) from it when it melts!! I am just curious how they manager to get only the Yellow snow for making Coors Light?? Do they have hoards of Goats tied directly over one spot and run the snow under them until it is properly seasoned or do they have some stricter quality control method and just add the goat piss to the water after the snow melts if the goats didn’t quite piss on it enough to begin with?

Undrinkable Swill: 1. Natty Light (Natural Light) - Even in my totally broke cant really afford to eat College days, I would refuse to drink this foul nasty concoction that so many of my Class mates seemed to think was some how drinkable. 2. BUSH - Almost a half a step up from Natty light but quite enough of a step up to keep me from angrily throwing the can against wall after one sip of a Can I just opened because someone must have pissed in my beer. 3. Shafer - This watered down swill doesnt even deserve to be called Piss. Piss might actually have some flavor quite unlike Shafer. This beer seemed to be somewhat popular with the working class guys that lived in the northeast. After Drinking one of these, I immediately realized why so many Yankees are such assholes.. Someone told them this was beer. I would be pissed off too. 4. Coors Light - my first thought after one sip of this lightly yellow colored slightly carbonated concoction was, We should know not to eat Yellow Snow, Who the hells bright idea was it make Beer out of melted Yellow Snow?? My second thought was someone needs to get a Vet up to the Rockies because this shit tastes like whatever mountain goats that have been pissing in the stream they make this from also has a horrible yeast infection.

Happy Birthday Girl!! Now come bend over my knee and let me give you some proper lovin!!

The next person that posts a Speakers Cornerish responce.. I will Respond with picture of me in my thong and then PM the Poster daily pics disguised as other things for the next two weeks!! There.. I took care of it for you Remi!!

I gotta Jump to Dave’s Defense here.. Followed by this: There is a difference between "a retarded monkey" and a "Poor Misunderstood Ape"!! Not sure what it is.. But I am sure that there is a difference somewhere.

I will be there.. But I absolutely refuse to play in shimmel is in the game. just waaaaay too annoying. You end up just giving him your chips so you can get away from the table and not have to listen to him anymore.

Its kinda like sex.. Some are done really quick but the good ones last about 2 hours.

Awwww Shucks... Want references?? I know a couple people on here that would strongly disagree!!

$11 You get $1500 in Chips to play with. Play till one person has all the chips. Top 3 players (Top 5 if more than 28 players in the game) get paid..

Then you should like online. Last night when Skinny Moved all-in on me preflop while I was Holding Pocket Rockets.. I jumped up, Danced around my chair, Screamed Take That You Fat Bastard and then calmly sat back down and hit call. But of course I would have done the same thing if it was live…. Minus the dancing part!!

Yes. Online. Every Thursday Night at Pokerstars.com. Usually between 20 and 40 Skydivers from all over get together and Play. It is a Private tournament (Password - Toggle) Organized by Skydive Radio. Buy-in is $11 ($10 goes into prize pool $1 Goes to the site putting on the game). First Game starts at 9:00pm EST second Game starts at 10:30 I think. Come Play with us.

I didnt know Clay worked for Abercrombie??

Great game last Night!! Nothing like Sitting at the final Table.. Down to the final Two.. Looking down and Finding Pocket Aces right as the Fat smelly Bastard Moves all in on you!! Keep practicing Skinny.. One day you will get me.

My leather jacket. Got it 1986.. wore it every winter for 15 years.. It was my only jacket for most of those years.. Totally wore out, Sleeves are coming apart.. But no way I could ever get rid of it.

No.. Three rights make a left!! Once again.. See first post in thread!!

Kele.. Abuse is Love.. and we love you every chance we get. This week you have been loved much more than most. Well except for Shimmel.. Cause when we abuse him.. it is just abuse not really Love.

One more time for the Short Bus Crew from texas.. I am Right!!.. You are Wrong.. Deal with it!! That is all.

Too many damn Heiniken Bottles and Dead gerbils blocking the passage way in your ass. You would like it waaaay to much.

Well technically.. Its Mr. Right. Have been since the day I was born.

A long stem and a second Knot do make quite a differance.. So I have been told.

and how much we have to pay for them to keep her??

hey now.. I just said you were wrong.. I never called you a beech or anything like that!!

On the political spectrum.. I am just slightly to the right of Attila the Hun.. Far as I can tell.. They ALLL a bunch of panzy ass bed wetting liberals in there. Beside that.. If I went and there told everyone exactly what I thought.. Since I am RIGHT.. And they are wrong... there would be nothing left to for anyone to discuss. I wouldn’t want to spoil their fun.

Hey.. we may have house guests this weekend. Hope you dont mind honey.. One of them is definitely Hot enough to make up for the obnoxiousness of the other one.