Thanatos340

Dyslexic`s of the world UNTIE!!!

Just what we needed... More washgods out there that are too good to give back to the machine!! What about when you were just coming off "Delicates" cycle.. Do you remember the old timers that offered to help you out with a load?? The ones that showed you how to get the most out of your fabric softener?? What I am most worried about is the Spin Dryers.. Are they going to allow Spin Drying in the main Washing area??

And the best part is even after you get back to Iraq.. It is still only 20 minutes away.

Yes and No. And Yes.

Yes. 6 of 9.. 7 of 9`s hottie little sister.

*****Geek Reference ahead***** Funny, I always thought of you as more 6 of 9.

And if you thought he was bad.. You should have met HIS brother!! J/K Jeff.

Is that a Challenge?? Huh?? Is it?? Bring it!! I will put some smack down on you like you never even imagined!! Name it. Lets go!! You don’t have a Prayer!! Wanna bet on it. Come on.. What you got?? Oldest.

Hey.. I think I was at that Boogie!! But Nothing happened right??

[Whisper] Psssssttt... We Know.. We just dont give a shit!! [/whisper] Oh hey Spence.. Will you be taking 1-800-WASHRIDE certificates at this boogie?? They just sold me 6 of them.

Is there a list yet?? If there is, would you please take me off it as I will not be able to come.

Shhhh!!!! Dont tell anyone. It will ruin my reputation!!

The real cashier was tied up in the back somewhere. There wasnt enough cash in the register for more crack Rock, So the guy was just hanging out selling gas till he had enough.

"Good Night Sweety" is for the really special girls in my life.

The big question is will you call the maytag man if I mix colors with whites?? We all know that there is nothing wrong with washing COLOR SAFE socks in a load of whites.. Its been done for years.. But will we get reported if we try to do this at such a high profile event??

Absolotely!! I spel Chek everyon and prof red them to. I chek for grammatical errors to.

Didn’t you get the memo?? Bashing the convention is the "In" thing and has been for a while. There was a long drawn out Thread over in General Skydiving that just ended up getting locked. I have been the past three years and agree with you, But there are many here that HAVENT been in years still trying to convince everyone of how horrible it is. The convention was great this year. Some bad weather towards the end but I was gone by then anyway. People wanted the Jet Back.. Its Back. People wanted the registration lowered.. Its Lowered. The convention is a lot of fun if you go with a good attitude. The convention is now a smaller and more sane place than it used to be.. And that is a good thing in many ways.

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a gerbilling session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil,in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Try to get up very quietly and not wake her as I leave.

How much is the registration fee??

Thats true.. You can cut open a can of Lysol, Mix it water and get drunk off it if you really wanted to. I would put Hamms, RW&B, Shafer, Natty Light, Bush and Coors Light into that same catagory. (Never tried the others you listed.)

So I guess that means a BJ is out of the question too, Huh??

Did she get some Loving This weekend?? I guess that will depend on your meaning of Lovin!! She was at the Farm on Saturday Night. I think we all gave her lots of Lovin. In fact I even remember her saying at one point: "Damn J, That was the size of a Black Porno Penis."

Note to self.... If jesse asks for help with homework... Decline!! (But do it VERY politely!!)