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There's a lot of sadness in this world ... Right now, as you read this, 7 Million people are having SEX ! And you're sitting infront of the computer ! That is SAD!!! Kerry

-Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. --Ralph Waldo Emerson Kerry

about 112pounds without gear under a big student 285 ... la la la la la ...ok I'm getting tired of the view ... I wanna land some time today! Kerry

and imagine what would happen if he chowed your rats ... errr ...gerbils ... Kerry

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RE-USABLE??????????? sheesh what next ..... Kerry

WHat happens in Minnesota? Most of these seem to lead back there for some reason .... Kerry

Thanks Scratch, I have just sent my lunch flying across my desk!!!! Kerry

One for AggieDave A travelling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan." Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the centre ring. There, spot lit in the centre ring is a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy. Suddenly the old man unzips his pants, whips out a huge willy and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texan is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan." He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket. Again, the centre ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The Texan stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his "amazing member". The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well, says the Texan: "My eyes aren't what they used to be ..........." Kerry

THere's a plumber in the Dbn area, on the back of his truck "your shit is our business" ... and there's a Christian bookshop called CUM bookshop. I kid you not .... Kerry

a cattie (slingshot) and syringa berries ... stings but doesn't hurt them. Also shuts them up. Kerry

actually, come to think of it, if we could produce breast beer, that WOULD be kinda fun too Kerry

Bwaaaaahhhaaa aaaa If there was such a thing, it might, just might, almost make me wish I was a guy ... Kerry

Yip. When I was in primary school in Zimbabwe, we had to line the streets and sing the national anthem whenever ol mugabe came to town we invariably had to stand there for hours waiting for the chop! Kerry

one for the boys ...

He he he "stockpiles her syringa berries ...... don't forget the war paint .... "heads off to the dam" .... Kerry

Haa haa ha ... I grew up on various farms with two brothers ... you can just imagine ... brings back memories of the time my dad got so mad at me, I ran away, climbed the tallest tree I could find and stayed there the WHOLE day. I was convinced my dad would forget ... when I tiptoed home that evening, he just quietly sent me to my room, then my mom gave me the biggest hiding I have EVER had ... can still feel it now Kerry

Hey congrats! How did the jump go? Kerry

heh heh .... nothing like a bit of smug laughter to make you feel good ... Kerry

*snort* .... suit yourself then Kerry

someone isn't having a good monday ... smile honey!!!!!

This Jelly Bean walks into a bar and gets talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, do you fancy going to that new Club in town?" The Jelly Bean says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up Getting my head kicked in. "So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you." So Jelly Bean says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me." And off they went. After a few more beers in the club, three Clorets walk in. As soon as He sees them, Smartie hides under a table, the Clorets take one look at Jelly Bean and start kicking him, punching him and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and Wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me?" "I was!" says Smartie, "But those Clorets are fucking menthol !!!!!!! Kerry

A camel and an elephant met. The elephant asked the camel : Why do you have your breasts on your back? The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replied : "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face." Kerry

Us Durbanites actually can't function if it drops below 15 degrees Celcius yeah yeah. .... spoilt little cow - I love this part of the world ... Kerry

BWAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAA good one Kerry