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Kerry, sunny south africa and just marvellous thanks

I know, it's a problem ... but I'm over it .... years and years at boarding school taught me to eat no matter what the conversation. I actually used to initiate the conversations, put people off their food so that I could eat it .... the joys of always being hungry

Heya jumpy - don't believe I've chatted to you before .... welcome to our daily time waster Kerry

Quiet? Reserved? WTF? THe breakfast posters are waaaaaay cooler and friendlier and entertaining ... (shew but I am full of compliments today Kerry

EEEW! That mental image just ruined my lunch! Kerry

I gave it horns this weekend! As a result, I could do with another 3 days sleep. Friday night partied till dawn with whuffo friends, then to someone's house for coffee and to talk shit, then brunch, then I couldn't remember where my car was, eventually found it, then my cell was in someone else's car. By the time I found all my belongings it was 3 in the afternoon. A quick catnap, then I had to make salads. Went up to our club for wild pig on the spit. No skydiving, but lots of drinking, eating and being merry. Watched our team's vid from Nationals - cool! A few hours sleep on sat night then we descended en masse on this tiny coffee shop - 16 hungry skydivers demanding coffee and breakfast - that poor waitress! Got home at lunchtime yesterday, had a hot bath and went straight to bed - only got up when the pizza delivery guy arrived at my gate Kerry

WTF? that's pretty scary. On my sl jumps, it is hooked up before I even get in the door (C182). Then when I am in the door, the pilot, the JM and I give it a good tug to make sure. Kerry

now THAT pisses me off ... Kerry

no time to get laid! Was just one big party party party 0 nr hours sleep on Friday night 1: hour catnap on Saturday afternoon before round 2 began 1: Wild pig on the spit at our club - yummmmmy ? : amount of alcohol consumed 0: skydives no plane Kerry

So, don't land off! You'll be surprised at how your accuracy improves when you wiener's in danger ... Kerry

Yup. NAIL him .... Kerry

Aw C'mon! I dare you! All our local lads do their 100th in the traditional birthday suit, regardless of landing skills Kerry

Please make sure you get him good and proper - and pics on Monday please Kerry

and you ARE going to come and visit ALL the members of the breakfast club posters right? nod your head and say yes Kerry

Yip. When my mom moved us from Zimbabwe to SA, didn't hear from my dad for over 4 years, then out of the blue I get a call from some woman telling me she's my stepmom. It didnt go down too well! Anyway, fast forward several years, and we've talked and sorted most of the shit out. LIfe's too short to hold a grudge. I still don't know why he quit skydiving though - he dodges the question like a pro! And yeah, email contact is about all it is at the mo - I email every week, and in return I get the odd joke. If I'm lucky a 3 line email. Kerry Kerry

aaaargh I hate it when they do that. Why didya scare him away Viking? Now I'll never know what he had to say Kerry

la la veels geluk liewe maatjie o-omdat jy verjaar .la la la forgot the rest of the words, sorry hope your day has been awesome Kerry

Sending you sunshine and happiness from Durban! Kerry

Yeah all the best quartoze - crossing fingers and toes for you you! Kerry

wonder who was more frustrated, him or the wife Kerry

A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's been a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. Can't get any women to have sex with him. No men either, one would think. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. Witch takes a look at the problem (yikes!) and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. "Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would. Finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. Frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." Guy looks down, sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great, he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?" he asks the frog. Frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!" The guy's down to 15 inches. Well that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?" Frog yells back, "Look - how many times do I have to tell you? No. No. NO!" Kerry

Good vibes to Dove. PS; hope it's nothing serious? K Kerry

Bwaahaaa not even going to ask how you know that Scratch ... is that perhaps where the nickname comes from? *duck* Kerry

Well, spelling aside, the title does seem a little desperate .... nothing scares the girls off more We like the thrill of the chase just as much as the boys ... Kerry

with you on that! Started S/L end July LAST year ... still trying for my A .. Kerry