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Bwaaaa haaaa haaaa ... tea, teeth, ag shame .... does he need a walking stick too? Kerry

Howsit Lolie Welcome. Believe it or not, we can be friendly in this part of the world. Scratch, go drink some coffee or something ... Kerry

that could work ... Kerry

I've tried that .... nice bubblebath, an entire bottle of wine, music, candles, the whole bang shoot .... I get in the bath, lay back with a sigh, and two minutes later I'm bored and ready to get out and do something ... Kerry

Why thank you Scratch *blows a kiss* Kerry

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg has been invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume hire company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note, "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate". The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says, "Dear Sir, Sorry about our previous suggestion,please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and, with your bald head you will really look the part". Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and he writes the company a REALLY rude letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads, "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. Why don't you pour the tin of golden syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple!" Kerry

I dunno - red wine any where any lighting seems to work well Kerry

All over - Harare, Chipinge, mt selinda, and finally Fort Vic .... Kerry

grrrrrrrrr Kerry

Hey Erno Glad you're ok. Weekend was quiet. Went to a sorry excuse for a beerfest on Frid, rest of the time lazed around in the sun, drank beer, watched rugby, drank beer, dinner, drank wine, lazed in the sun, drank beer ... Kerry

Happy birthday chaps. Have an awesome day Kerry

Cheers everyone Have a fantastic weekend, catch lots of sky for me please? As for me, I'm headed to a beerfest at the aeroclub. Might as well do something vaguely skydiving related. Have a goodie

sorry to hear that. When I am drowning myself in beer cos I can't jump, will think of you ... promise

ok Erno, I'll stop. Seeing as you went to all the trouble of translating

Bwaa haaa sorry Erno, but we were just having so much fun! I tried to translate that Finnish, but no luck. You were probably cursing us Kerry

MICKEY MOUSE Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f***ing Goofy." Kerry

Have fun! Kerry

Eeish ... it walked fest in the poopie Sala kashle ... (lucky sod) Kerry

Haibo! Kerry

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *swat* Kerry

not fanigalore, the flying machine part ... and don't use Google! Use your imagination .... *sigh* Kerry

It's called Fanigalore ... you know, flying machine ka lo nightsheeft ..... let's see how fast you catch on ... any guesses? Kerry

there was not one Afrikaans word in that sentence sorry dear, you just saw boobies ... Kerry

No ees ok. Ken hide the gan underneeth my beeg boobies.... Kerry

these people are NO fun. Two guys are very keen, but the one's got to pick his g/f up from the airport on sunday morning. The rest say they've got no money, they're working, they've got to do the laundry .... yadda yadda yadda fishpaste ... Kerry