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and it's closer! sorry scratch, but a girl can't say no to jacuzzi and beer! Kerry

There were four in the bed and .... Kerry

Scratch do you at least have hot running water????? Otherwise I'll just have to make another plan Kerry

i dont think he was talking about jumping .... Kerry

*blocks ears and eyes and runs screaming from the room * .... between you, scratch and helicam, I am going to go stark raving mad in a second ...... aaaaarrrrggggg Kerry

Baaaahaaaa haaaa haaaaa .... don't scare me Nacmac!!!!! Nope, not that I'm aware of anyway I was born hungry, and will probably die hungry .... as a kid I out-ate both my brothers and my dad .... what can I say, my stomach is a bottomless pit. Why I am not fat I will never understand, but I'm not complaining Kerry

I've had 2 naartjies, 3 peaches, a yoghurt, a super moo, 3 cups of coffee, 2 smokes, a bowl of jungle oats and it's only 10:30, and I am still hungry ..... *eyeing out the cheese ham, mayo, & chilli rolls that are supposed to be lunch* ...... Kerry

Fortunately there are vaccines for that particular strain of flu .... Kerry

Pulling that stuff off hairy legs must feel pretty good too!!! Kerry

aaaah don't tease ... you might just find me knocking on the door in 12 hours time Kerry

Well, I am starting to figure out the traditions of the 'Dal .... but what is the tank? Kerry

Black mamba's are worse - always aggressive. A friend drove over one in the sugar cane the other day. It actually reared up and struck at the driver's window - fortunately it was closed and don't talk about horny mamba's .... makes me think of 'other' things .... *sigh* Kerry

The mind boggles ... Man's bite adds to severity of mamba venom By Graeme Hosken and Lee Rondganger Terrified after he was bitten by a green mamba in KwaMakhutha, a 44-year-old man bit off a chunk of his hand in a desperate attempt to stop the poison from spreading. But instead the poison spread to his mouth and stomach and he was fighting for his life in the intensive care unit at Durban's Addington Hospital. The man, who cannot be identified until his next-of-kin have been told of his plight, was walking through a dense bush when he was bitten on the hand. He continued to walk for more than three kilometres to the KwaMakhutha Clinic to seek help before being airlifted by paramedics from the Specialised Trauma Air Rescue Unit to Addington Hospital. When paramedics arrived at the clinic, the victim was suffering from hallucinations, convulsions and showing all signs of having been poisoned. Green mamba venom is a neuro-toxin which attacks the nervous system and can be lethal. The poison paralyses a victim from the feet up, shutting off the internal organs as it moves through the body. Star's lead flight paramedic David Doull said the man was in a serious, but stable condition and that he was extremely lucky to be alive. "By trying to suck the poison out of his wound he further endangered his life," Doull said. "The poison was transferred on to his lips and mouth thus moving closer to his brain and heart." He said a person should never try to suck the venom from a wound as this was an old wive's tale and victims placed themselves in even greater danger. Durban snake expert Craig Smith warned people to be on the lookout as the onset of summer heralded an increase in the reptile's activity. People with gardens, Smith said, should keep them tidy and that all left over food be either stored or removed completely from the property. "The food attracts rats and mice which attract snakes," he said. "Should anyone come into contact with a snake, immediately phone a snake park or zoo which will send someone to catch the snake. The best thing to do is to try and describe the snake by its length, width and colour," he said. He added that if a person was bitten by a snake they should be rushed to the nearest hospital. "A common mistake," he said "is that they try to catch the snake which has bitten the person in order to show the doctor what snake it was." Kerry

-15C now see, I could never cope with that .... I would have ceased to exist at about -5!!! Kerry

*hands nacmac a warm towel and a hot drink* .... nasty weather!!!!! Kerry

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2351633.stm Kerry

sounds like the last time I played hackey sak with the Yeti - I had a bruised butt - couldn't sit down for a week! There's even a pic of him taking a full swing at my poor bum, missing, and getting my back! OWWWWWW! Yes, we were very drunk. It was the night of my freefall taxi ... say no more .... Kerry

I will make sure he is adequately punished ... Kerry

Erno AND JRaf .... nobody can accuse us of being inhospitable .... he he he he *rubs hands together with glee* .... ah what we can subject them to, all in the name of culture ...... *siiiiigh* ..... Kerry

Ah you poor thing .... well seeing as you're from Texas, we'll hold thumbs for you. Good luck! Kerry

Morning! I've just had a half litre of super moo choc flavour .... coffee on it's way .... yippeeeee! It's stinking hot in Durban - had the aircon blasting the entire 7 minute trip to work Air time? What's that? I've forgotton... and another weekend rolls by without the smell of jet A.... I think a trip down the coast is in order Kerry

Hey skygal, if you want a list of who tests what where, pm me your email addy , I'll dig for it and email it tomorrow ... Kerry Kerry

yeah - and his spelling and typing skills went to shit, so he was obviously concentrating on other things, like the brekky you sent him Kerry

Mark - go to bed!!!! You can post whore tomorrow after your suit and tie affair

just checked who's online - millions of them .... I'm outta here - have a wonderful evening/afternoon/morning .... Kerry