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that was a feeble attempt ... Kerry

Hey Wayne, do you drive a Corsa?? Kerry

I bet she's never going to live that one down ... I've humiliated myself on many occasion, to the delight of my friends, but THAT takes first prize. YUK! Kerry

maybe. But if he had just said pull over, it would never have happened. And if he didn't open the door while the car was moving, I would have had my full attention on the road, not trying to pull him back into the car before he bashed his pip on the tarmac! Kerry

This weekend. There we were, barrelling along a very dark road in the middle of nowhere at somewhere around 4am, when my passenger decided he needed to puke. Well, he kindly opened the door first, but forgot to ask me to pull over. I grab a handful of shirt, to yank him back inside the car. He's not a small chap, so I wasn't terribly successful (thank goodness for seatbelts). At just that moment, a buck decides to run across the road. Fortunately I hadn't had too much to drink (being the driver), I had slowed down, and the buck was a fast runner, but I did have to swerve, door swinging crazily in the breeze, passenger sending puke all over the place. I missed it by millimetres. Said passenger just gave me a sheepish look when I yelled at him and promptly passed out again. My legs had turned to jelly, so I parked on the side of the road and had a ciggie before moving on. And then there's the time I did a back loop off the back of a 4x4 and walked away with only a few roasties .... and the time ... okay, so I am accident prone .... Kerry

OH! Is this war? And I thought I was just being friendly .... oh well .... But if this is to be a competition - we can post whore with the best of 'em .... AND we can do it without a continuous commentary on sheep and boobies Kerry

Bwaaaahaaa haaaahaaaaa ..... I just love your witty comebacks ok, I've done my bit for this thread ..... you guys are welcome to pop into "ours" any time you like .... only prerequisite is a friendly face Kerry

True true .... cya on the other thread then

LOL @ Nacmac ... yip, it is basically a thread that is purely continuous conversation ... but we can do that in two places right? Multi-tasking rules! Cool hat Nacmac! Kerry

I like your thinking

ok, so I am contributing to your post numbers .... but it will be very easy for you to beat us - by sheer numbers! What's so cool about our thread is that only a handful of us kept it rolling, and it still is! The best part, is that we have got to know eachother pretty well too, and we know where to find eachother every morning without reading through dozens of other threads! Good luck, have fun and have an awesome week

all in the name of fun How's your ankle this morning? Kerry

oky doky, crisis over, I've had my morning coffee at last, and now I can start my day again What a weekend! I didn't get down the coast, didn't go white water rafting, but had a blast anyway. (my friend got her wires crossed - it was a kayak RACE that they were watching .... and I got all excited, oh well). Spent friday night cheering up a friend who had hurt her back - sat yakking until 3am. Needless to say, a bit of a slow start on saturday, woke up a bit late, then charged up into the mountains hoping for some fun on the water. Negotiated some horrendous terrain in my little car, got there, discovered there was to be no paddling for me. Never mind, an ice cold beer in hand, I enjoyed the view - paddlers have GORGEOUS upper bodies .... yummmm Saturday night, went to see Landscape Prayers at some little pub in the middle of nowhere. All the leftover hippies came out of the woodwork - turned out to be a very humorous evening - my word but those farmers can DRINK! I ended up having to drive our host home ... he's about 6ft 6 at least, and I had to half drag half carry him to the car, fold him in half to fit him into my car, and find my way back to his farm. Well, I had no clue where we were, and my navigator had passed out. Needless to say, I ended up in the wrong bloody town SUnday morning hurt. But stepping out into this beautiful garden in the middle of the Drakensburg, well, it was breathtaking. And hot - I got my tan after all, but I'm afraid, tan lines as well. Sorry guys. Stunning weekend, but a long drive back last night - lots of mist and windy roads and potholes and goats and stuff .... So, now that you have sore eyes from reading all that, what did you chaps get up to? Kerry

Yaaaaay! It'll be great to meet someone off this thread ... I've met RobertE, and he talks exactly the way he writes - no punctuation or stopping for breath Kerry

I love my funky little Fiesta - got to test her 4x4 capabilities this weekend - handled pretty darn well

Behave???? Aw c'mon Ferdi. YOu know me better than that by now, surely. But then again, if the rafting thing falls through, and I end up down the coast with my sensible friends, I won't really have a choice Have a goodie! Kerry

Yeah me too - it's FRIIIDIAAAAAY! Have an awesome weekend everyone .... will report back on Monday for round 2. Kerry

I wouldn't worry too much about that. It's beer time for most of us, so we will be disappearing soon. Unless of course the Americans decide to take over while we're away .... who's going to volunteer to stand guard? Kerry

I'll be a good girl from now on Kerry

YOu can spank me baby but please don't tank me .... Kerry

I KNOW that

ROTFLMAO @ Ferdi > Actually, he's an expert on everything, didn't you know? > How are ya Raf?

Welcome Hallur! You missed the pie!!!!!! Nevermind, better late than never .... Kerry

Jack Daniels > Kerry

and again for Ferdi (*) (*) Kerry