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anything anybody feels they need to know about me, is probably floating around somewhere on this forum .... I'm not going to make anybody's life easier by happily supplying details ... Kerry

borderline. Mostly ranting about his lack of popularity on the forum but kept asking me stuff about myself (got no response. Zero.) He eventually buggered off. Haven't heard anything since. Kerry

Porridge is an old habit - best brekky in the world - cereals, toast, yoghurt, and all that other stuff (with the exception of bacon and egg or Bimbo's breafast in a pita) just don't fill the gap. NacMac, if we are going to be exchanging bodily fluids, I really rather it not be blood! Void: ah, the charming fellow inundated me with emails the other day. Kerry

Morning NacMac! It's pretty chilly here, and wet. I think the temperature has dropped to about 20 C ..... it's killing me Nevermind, I've got a big steaming bowl of mieliemeal porridge with butter and honey to warm me up. Anyone want some? The only thing missing is toasted sesame seeds, but it's the end of the month and my grocery cupboard is a tad bare .... Kerry

Yaaaa ok, turn the sarcasm OFF .... maybe the tower crane was next to one of them tall buildings, and the nest was on a ledge, and you had to go up the crane to reach the nest on the edge of the building? Gawsh, now I'm starting to sound like RobertE .... I need more coffeeeeeeeeee! Kerry

Where was the nest? Kerry

Wayne, I'll add that to the list of things you have offered me in the last few weeks

bleah! I had one of those disasters on Monday morning first thing. We suddenly ran out of magazines - panic stations!!!!! Shiiiiit! It turns out this idiot, who will go un-named, didn't double-check her distribution figures.. Anyway, the printers are still sitting with several hundred copies, which they are shipping off today .... > Kerry

Top of the morning to you too! Almost beer time for me - yaaaaaaaaaay! Kerry

non american/american thread arguments aside (done to death already), I like the way it is - personally, I've "met" all sorts of great people from all over the place. Regional forums might just be a tad insular ... Just my thoughts ...

Drrrrooooooooolllll ..... Deepest Darkest Africa is a beautiful place to live, but it does have its drawbacks .... that sounds like pure heaven! Kerry

Hazelnut creamer? Wassat?? Sounds good though ...

Hey it's raining here too - wanna go puddle hunting? Kerry

Aye! You got my vote! JRaf - minister without portfolio and what, pray tell, would your portfolio entail? Transport? We can all use your brand spanking new rig, when you eventually get it ... Minister of "entertainment" .... I suppose this means I'm the one who has to show boobies? Kerry

Lisa You're pretty great yourself, and I just love the way you offer coffee just as I am hitting my afternoon slump! So what would you like on your bagel this morning? Kerry

I had to bury my face in my arms and have a coughing/sneezing fit ..... don't know how believable it was, but Belinda has just brought me a glass of water and a tissue to wipe the tears away ... Kerry

No worries! Kerry

Ag sorry, that last reply was supposed to go to nacmac. The recipes are getting to me! I am thrilled that the likkle pussy cats got beaten! Of course, it WOULD have been nice to have Sharks do the honours, but I'll settle for the bulls Kerry

"shuffling papers" yeah that should work, what I do find useful is proof-reading recipes - guaranteed to take the smile off my face Kerry

and of course having 5 conversations at once is all part of the fun .... plus I get to type really fast, so everyone in the office thinks I am frantically busy... now if only I could figure out how to keep a poker face when on the forum Kerry

Yeah. Manners and PC-ness have no place on this thread! Kerry

> Jeepers! Kerry

I think we all pretty much have the same thoughts on the matter. Although why it ever became an issue is beyond me. Oh well, we'll just carry on in our "civil' friendly manner Ps: I like you Ferdi

he he he he he A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. "He can play any musical instrument in the world." Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play. A bloke walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimmy Hendrix. The guitar man pays up his $50. Another bloke walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Louis Armstrong. The man pays up his $50. Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look. "Ha Ha!" the Scot says. "Ye canie plae it, can ye ?" The octopus looks up at him and says ........"Play it?.... I'm going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off.." Kerry

From the 15th? Cool! I'll still be here until at least the 20th, before I embark on my roadtrip to visit mommy. Be back just after Christmas - don't think I can endure another New Year's in Venda! Kerry