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  1. C'mon Nacmac you're usually quicker than that! >>> this elevator music is giving me a headache Kerry
  2. Shew, but the NA's are a useful, helpful bunch. Next time I need a pic resizing, I know where to send it .... Kerry
  3. Would love to help, but I had to send my pic to HH to crop and re-size for me .... so I have to be really really nice to him otherwise he might just post the uncropped version Kerry
  4. OWWWW! Sorry to hear that ... As for sunburn, nope. LOTS of suncream thank you. I'll just have to find someone to keep reapplying it for me A couple weekends ago, I went fishing (the things we do when there's no plane). It was overcast, so the thought of sunburn didn't even cross my mind. An entire day on the water? I looked like a pink racoon! And my nose peeled Kerry
  5. Hey, I put loads of sun cream on - I'm fair skinned, you still get a tan, but without the pain. I have this problem though. My friends are quite happy to lie on the beach and rotate for hours. I get bored. I can lie there for maybe 10, 15 minutes tops, but then I have to do something. As a result, I spend most of the time walking up and down the beach, adopting people's dogs or swimming .... hence the sun cream doesnt last long Kerry
  6. don't think sunblock will help - ice cubes later might just though Kerry
  7. Have you ever had sunburnt nipples?? It hurts! Kerry
  8. Even better, I'll post pictures!!!! Kerry
  9. now see? I was just starting to cheer up and you go and mention skydiving and weekend ...... *siiiigh* ..... well I hope you all have a fantastic skydiving weekend. I think i might go down the coast for a bit of sea and sun .... I need a tan
  10. ah now that's much better. Nice to meet you Sean I am usually quite friendly, ask the others .... today, well, I'm still deciding Kerry
  11. TANK HIM! just fine and dandy thanks Dirt Torpedo ...... you need to teach your mates some manners ..... grrrrrr ..... don't you know I have been fighting with auditors all day and am not in a good mood? Hmmmmm?? Torpedo - just tell me your name and I'll get over it .... promise! Kerry
  12. Howsit Dirt! How you doing? Care to introduce yourself to the rest of us? I take it you know Ferdi. Tried to look at your profile but its not working for some reason. Kerry
  13. Congrats Oom Scratch!!!! hmmm that has a certain ring to it Kerry
  14. Isn't that a song? there was an old woman, who swallowed a frog, what a hog! She swallowed a frog! She swallowed the frog that ate the fly ... I don't know whyyyyyyy she swallowed a fly .... there was an old woman, who swallowed a cat. Oh my hat! She swallowed a cat! She swallowed the cat that ate the frog that ate the fly .... I don't know whyyyyyyy she swallowed a fly ... there was an old woman, who swallowed a horse. She's dead of course! .... SOmething like that anyway, I can't remember all the words, I was probably drunk Kerry
  15. In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches I caneat him." There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...that fish will jump for the fly...and I will eat him." It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper lunch." You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I can tell you, it gets better -there was more. A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly...and that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich then I will have a proper lunch." A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly...and that bear grabs for that fish...and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich.....then I can have mouse for lunch." The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water... The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse... The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns. The moral of the story is.... Whenever a fly goes down three inches... Some pussy is probably in danger Kerry
  16. Aw I don't know, but I am sure you can find SOMETHING .... Kerry
  17. Erno, I don't think anyone really cares where my nickname came from. THey've got better things to do than sift through yet another mindless post Kerry
  18. With you on that sentiment, except change engineering to publishing add to the mix an arrogant chauvanist condescending prick of a financial manager, and you will understand my current mood. ONe of these days I am going to rip that rug right off his head ... I'm going outside for a smoke break. I think I need to calm down Kerry
  19. Here goes, apologies if I have left anyone out, but that means you're not posting enough! Meatmissile Scratch Nacmacfeegle Erno Helicam Skystorm DP1l Grega Squeak MarkF PaulHitchman (how was the party??) Lurkers JRAf NWso1 Mouth Airhead AggieDave Kerry
  20. Rum? Rum makes you hum! You can smell a rum drinker from a mile off after a heavy night .... > Kerry
  21. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ...... NO! It's fixed, but in Swaziland this weekend, and I can't get up there (something to do with an empty bank account) So, I am officially uncurrent. Which means another Fucking static line jump .... You did ask While I am ranting .... don't you just HATE auditors? We are busy auditing our circulation etc .... and they are driving me nuts! The same questions over and over and over .... Rant over Kerry
  22. four words will fix you Bimbo's breakfast in a pita .... ok that's five but who's counting ..... best thing in the world for a hangover .... tried and tested by yours truly ... in the meantime, > Kerry