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  1. right on bro thanks, even though I can barely remember, got smashed drinkin beers with you guys at the wee hours. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. glad it worked out for you, you guys be safe and take care of each other out there. peace bro
  3. thanx lisa will e-mail you those photos soon. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. 21 july 2006 tandems-2 total jumps- 2 total freefall time- 00h:01m:20s made my first jump and was introduced to this incredible sport via 2 tandem jumps. 21 july 2007 hop&pop- 4 solos- 11 2-ways- 25 3-ways- 26 4-ways- 21 5-ways- 5 6-ways- 3 7-ways- 1 8-ways- 2 10-ways- 1 12-ways- 1 x-country- 2 (12 jumpers) ( 7jumpers) tandems- 4 AFFs- 6 total jumps- 112 total freefall time- 01h:43m:15s malfunctions- 0 cutaways- 0 USPA member- 26jul06 @ jump #3 USPA a license- 26nov06 @ jump#29 USPA b license- 28may07 @ jump#91 went and made 2 jumps today out of the same c-182 where it all began. 112jumps and one year later, many new friends, one helluva blast of great time!!!! thanks to all of you whose advice, coaching, instructing, and guidance has brought me to this first milestone safely and more educated than I was on the strut of that 182 a year ago. special thanks to mike and leanne igo of GOLD COAST SKYDIVERS for providing the staff, badass aircraft and DZ that I am very proud to call home, you guys are awesome!!!! very special thanks to my instructor, rigger, friend, and mentor kevin kaminski who has been there since my first exit into the blue sky, you rock brother!!! thanks to all my brothers and sisters of the biggest disfunctional family we call SKYDIVING for all the great jumps and good times. and thanks dropzone.com for the great website through which I have met many awesome people, recieved much great advice, and entertainment, .............. and well for putting up with my crazy ass. you guys rock from coast to coast!!!! blue skies everybody alex.f if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. alright then so were square. glad you got me straight. I'll just go on then being the skygod assclown internet HJW you got me for, of course that is if I dont slip, trip, and bust my lip due to my big head throwing me off balance. either way I'm still gonna go ahead and respect my friends and other jumpers gear. hope your friend finds it as funny as you do, your tampering with his gear. my swollen ego, I tell ya if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. try talking to a rigger, tell him your plan and what powder exactly you plan on using. will it discolor or have any adverse effect on the canopy fabric. an outcome that would take away from the value of someones property other than your own. cant imagine any rigger tellin you that it's a great idea. let me know if you find one. dude by 200 jumps you oughta start pulling reserve handles as your buddys clear the plane thats a pretty good one too. I'll make sure and never jump on a load youre on. your thought process is not sound. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. dunno bro, bug in your operating system maybe?? do a system restore if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. open up your task manager and see whats running.........diagnostic check if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. just a thought bud, you cant figure any other practical jokes that don't involve your friends equipment. what if he sees the cloud of powder on opening and chops his main thinking he's got problems or something loses his canopy or worse, can you live with that for the sake of a joke??? not a good idea IMO, and friend or not if you did that to my canopy I'd kick you really hard in the nuts and let you think about it for a while. youre fucking with life saving equipment other than your own on a guy with 100jumps WTF are you thinking??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. a stripper, or just straight out prostitution. make daddy proud if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. he forgot to say thank you drive thru
  12. Aproximately "Get it, dickhead/asshole?" literally though you are saying what happens bitch or pretty much whats up bitch if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. jostling pussy, sounds kinky if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. well come on repost waaambulance, come out with em I wanna laugh dammit. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. you wasted your first post on that, post some boobs or something will ya!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  16. that the one whose crouch looked like a roast beef sammich?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. not spanish looks like portugese if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  18. cornflakes are for girls!! edited to add: so is crying!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. steroids rock!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. fucking a, thats stylin if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. the way the water glistens all over your boooodddyy!!!!! bwaaaaahaa..............aw fuck.......... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  22. You know - the classic Chapstick commercial guy. Skier/snowboarder/skydiver... Dark or Blonde hair mussed up perfectly from the wind... the Chapstick model. You know what I mean. bwaaahaaa... LMFAO!!!!! ahhhhh if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  23. oh shit, wtf, that guy looks proud to be himself if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  24. go jump. then when you get back and are still excited throw the entertainment center off of a balcony 5floors or higher!! fuck moving those heavy assed pieces of furniture I could kill everytime someone calls me to help move one.. get a big screen and hang it on the wall. entertainment centers are old school, like rabbit ears and the 32" wooden console tv/furniture with the small tv on top of it that really works if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  25. awesome!! where abouts??? only thing better than a hummer froma granny is a chick with pistol grip ears and foldback teeth! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell