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    what kind of ride? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    absolutly, yes you do if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    BUTCH if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    {{{bump}}} no way, you make it through unscathed brosef, receiveth thy issue if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    not likely to happen now a days bathroom outlets are run with a ground fault circuit interrupter (GFCI) you will notice that an outlet in your bathroom has the test and reset button on it, if not...........go ahead and float test a hair dryer whilst soaking in the tub.......... dont forget to set up the video bud oh dont forget to yell "CLEAR" before you frib..... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    not at all, I have seen people screw up a capt nemo before though, because they scored some grapefruits at the supermarket. granted not everyone has a grapefruit tree in the yard, myself included. if the supermarket ones are the only available, then put a bunch of em in a paper bag ontop the fridge for about a week. when nice and ripe, peel em and freeze the wedges individually. add your capt and bluebell, blend smooth, pour and add the brella for effect. happy summertime, good times are imminent
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    fresh, sweet, ripe, grapefruits like right off the tree in the backyard couple big ass half gal. bottles of el capitan some bluebell natural vanilla bean ice cream and a blender. think we've dubbed that one capt. nemo, for its ability to sneak up and destroy your ship....... disclaimer: this cocktail is rediculous, you will not realize that you have consumed several bottles of rum before it is too late. please have plenty bottles on hand so nobody involved gets a wild hair in the ass to go fetch some mo!!! edited to add: dont forget the little umbrella jobs, boat drinks served if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    uh, I thought that I should quote that just in case you snap out of your drunken stupor real quick andy....... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    I've dumped some OJ in a martini before......or was it olives in a screwdriver, anyway it tasted pretty real.... just in case.........my OJ was not guilty if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    you done it now, she's pissed, when she gets her pants on..................... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    LMFAO!! sick man,sick if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    bwaaahhaa dude she's gonna come unglued on your ass if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    me too missed all kinda madness, fuckers are on a rampage in this mofo today, too funny if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    something along these lines oughta do
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    My condolences.... *not a katrina joke - just pokin fun at ya* Been there once, the week before MG...Brennan's, Cafe du Monde.... good times, good times... right on, brennans you say, my boy dave used to wait tables at that joint, one time an old lady asked one of the black waiters if they served crackers, he replied "mam we serve everybody" dude I fell out laughing at that shit good times indeed if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    Bah, wimp! Wait until you have one that snaps off your steering lines, and leaves tears in the tail at the steering line attachment points. That was the one that drove me back to Dacron. do lines make that much of a difference? thick or thin better? yeah bud, dacron(thicker lines) absorb more opening shock if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    alright, so where the fuck is the hurricane katrina joke? i'm from new orleans and I dont get the joke. none of those seem like a hurricane joke. the oil and gas is offshore bro, not in the city??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    BWAAAAHHHAAAA!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    not one fresh, boobie in this place in a while, or a stale one for that matter slackers!!!!! NSFW!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    yeah you right if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    what the fuck kinda dinner is pizza rolls??? youre gonna die of malnutrition bro, cut his fucking hands off and eat those. hook em up with some tony chachere's they'll be more nutritious, and better tastin
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    its a cruel, its a cruel cruel summer oh shit what the hell am I tryin to bring back whatever happened to bannarama those chicks were smokin hot if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    ah a cuban dish, right on bud lemme know how it turns out, I can give you mi mamas recipe. dont forget to add a 8oz budweiser pony to it, its the ONLY way if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    fucking A bro, looked brutal, sucked to be you right then did anything break on the canopy??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    It a tight pants thing! angel flight pants and a tight silk shirt with a butterfly collar!!! doood, that shit is pimp!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell