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  1. hey bud wassup? you should be fine after 12hrs if you stick to your no D limit which in scoobydoo if I remmember correctly leaves you at your first "O" group designation, you'll be clean after 12hrs. now if you get to "O" designation twice within 24hrs then you should wait 24hrs to get to altitude. be smart, be safe, remember that your bottom time does not stop until your final ascent factor in your water stop, be conservative, if youre in current and overexerting yourself then go up to the next table. mother ocean shows no mercy... on second thought bro be safe and wait 24hrs a cns hit is some serious shit, you wont be skydiving, diving, or anything much really, youll have your hands full learning to walk again, or maybe even breathe, be safe brosef... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. QuoteThat dirty low puller! I Knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dang bruh Y????? that shit made me laugh so hard I almost died if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  3. heeeelll yeah!!! right on papasito...... so I guess you'll be sleeping with it under the pillow, or what ??? I feel ya, I got 4 jumps my new rig this past weekend 12-2, new container, new main, second hand but never used reserve(immaculate), and 2 1/2 years left on cypress from fact. had everything was just waiting on my container from strong, I knew it was being delivered on last wed. so I took the whole week off work, so I wouldnt run the risk of not having it together by fri. the suspense was fukin killing me. waited all day wed. even left the chief ( my beastlike dog) on patrol for the ups guy, nothing, finally @ about 3pm I call mike over @strong ent. to reconfirm tracking #... he tells me its already been delivered @ 9am with no signature confirm. so I start thinkin which one of the clowns that kept calling me all morning saying " is it there yet, is it there yet " is playing the sick joke ????? when I spot the package by the side door of my house under the carport, man I did not want to be rude to mike @strong (real good people), but l was like gotta go mike I'll give you a shout. man I did not even know how to act @ that point. my neighbors probably thought I had lost my mind.......got it put together that night. then literally sat at the airport with it on and my thumb out till sat...then I came all over myself jumping it the rest of the day, could of got a few more jumps in but getting that brand new ZPO in the d-bag is some hellish shit. either way I love the thing it also has a girls name...... I thought I was a jump junkie before fuuuuk!!!!! that shits all up in my bones now. I cant even think straight the sky its everywhere if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. whats up bud, sorry to hear you took a hit. but being a proffesional diver its hard to understand just what youre saying exactly. 70ft for 40min with a water stop, puts you treading on thin ice for a scuba dive, also I may add that if you were over exerting youself as you stated brething more air than everybody else then you should have compensated, by jumping up to the next highest deco. table. yes being in a deco chamber sucks, I spend alot of time in and around them, unfortunately like alot of other things "stupid hurts", did they even have any pure oxygen for you to breathe on the ride, would have helped the pain some. think a type 1 hit hurts, try a cns hit, its a crippling expierience, good luck be safe, minimize the risk by eliminating as many hazzards as possible, and by all means be knowledgeable, mother ocean shows no mercy! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. lurkin, postin, wadufak!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. p,p,plenty : 4 : p,pplenty four jumps on my brand spankin new PD canopy that is one tough fukingfukingfuck, to get in the d-bag, but I love that there pearchute, uh huh. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. Great Guy.....who also had that enthusiasm part well figured out... How nice to hear that he continues on, sharing his knowledge with novices....( Has he gotten a HAIRCUT yet ) thanx jimmy, and yes kev is a real cool mofo, all the tandems and students that jump with, have a blast, and get exactly what they pay for, high speed good times, proffesional instruction, with the utmost safety, and a big fukin smile. and did he ever get a haircut... SHIIIIT that fool sports a bald head these days, picture that. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. congrats bro! fun stuff, keep jumping, keep learning,good luck on the A lic. be safe, and let it fly baby!!!!!!!!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. hell yeah!!!! got some janes addiction shakin the globe around here!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. the led's rock, my second year using them, no bulb probs, bright as hell, less juice, good shit....... I dont get too carried away with blinking like crazy, but do get good color change with a smooth transition, daaammnnn, I've been trippin on my christmas tree for over a week now...... happy holidays yall.............. get to jump my brand new rig in just a few hours, cant get no sleep , too jacked up! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. its pretty cool. just 20min up the same road you take to trent lott int. use mapquest or ggogle earth get on aerial image follow that main road up till almost at lucedale, looking on the right side (same side as trent lott int.) and you'll see a grass runway,and hangar. plenty outs, big landing area, place rocks for camping, big ass bonfire we had there about a month ago. gold coast rocks. good people!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Congrats on your A. Keep learning and Blue Skies! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- will do bud, thanx! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ill be feeling how you do now in about 4 days....cant wait. Congrats!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yes you will, and youre not too far bro, come check us out at gold coast, great dz, great people, plenty coaches that are willing to jump with you and learn ya, super fast jumpship 0-14,000 in a little over 10min, come see you'll love it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to the world of high speed good times. It only gets better from here. ------------------------------------------------------------ yeeeeppp! thanx -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- so yea... im jealous. I never thought I'd detest the holidays.... but I do now since I can't jump =( ------------------------------------------------------------ whatchu talkin bout willis???? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Very cooool; A is the only one I missed, wonder if I can go back and get one... ------------------------------------------------------------ too funny! right on bud. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. took the test, made my A- check early sunday 26NOVEMBER2006, all 100% and then sum. so from this point on i will jump from the aircrafts around this planet with a license, which I did for the rest of the day after my licensing. much thanks to my negro (also my instructor) KEVIN KAMINSKI, for showing another bro the way in a sport that he loves and lives so much. also MIKE IGO,and all the clan(all of yall) over at GOLD COAST SKYDIVERS, for the coaching, support, atmosphere, good vibes, good times, and for just having one kick ass dropzone, and one helluva wicked ass aircraft. i am at a loss for words, yet I can not give enough thanx to all involved. fukin stoked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blue skies, my friends........... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. I feel ya bud, some fuko ran the stop on the corner from my stead couple years back and hit my dog, i was across the street bs'in with my neighbor when my wife pulled up, the dog saw her ran across to her and got t-boned. it was fuked up! my oldlady is screaming, im kicking the fuk out of the guys truck, his passenger ( a lady) is screaming " dont hurt us please" yeah anyway it was a fuked situation because some dik was negligent. the dog made out alright just bruised he's one tough beast, the guys truck door severly dented in, window broken, had it been one of my kids the guy wouldnt have made it off the block with even his soul. negligence is no excuse for hurting people or their property or pets, any violations around mine will get dealt with extreme prejudice.... yeah it suks bro.......... some people just dont give a shit. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. take a hold of some fuckos arm give it a good feel and then say "no shit" more than likely 99.9 they will say "what" then say "just seeing what it feels like to be a bitch" bwaaahaaha! you can sub bitch with just about anythang. or...... when the ladie starts in on ya, just wave your hand around (in a spray can type motion) and make the pssshhhhhh sound, will usually break up her momentum 99.9 and she will say "what the fuk" or something to that effect, reply "i'm spraying my bitchbegone" brace your self though they usually come in swinging after that one... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  16. LMFAO!!!! thats some funny shit. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. was flyin a navigator 240 @ .8:1 about a month ago, after two nice stand ups and a downwinder that I turf surfed for a good ways but still pulled off, made the mistake of setting up for the same approach that caused the downwinder except didnt have the alti. to correct the situation, initited my flare then the turbulence just robbed me of my canopy, I slammed hardcore in a feet, ass, head,bounce, then flat on back, sequence that shocked and awed plenty. couldnt hear anything for about a minute due to my ears ringing from impact. nonetheless I walked away and quit jumping for the day. took the next two weekends off, made three jumps last weekend didnt jump this weekend tailbone still hurtin for certain, got my brand new canopy spec.210 waitin for my container comin in round thanksgiving, I will get back on the horse next weekend, a little wiser this time stupid hurts bigtime in this bidness, slammin in sucks, stupidshit and a bang session with the earth and not being able to jump the next day when its your birthday sucks even more. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  18. dinty moore beefstew, WTF OVER....... was on a barge offshore (gulf of mexico) and hungry as a hostage, was directed to a shelf in the wheelhouse where canned food was spotted, selected the can of hell due to the friendly household name it provided (mistake #1). no can opener of course, after considering cutting it open with a torch thus heating it at the same time, opted to pound a knife thru the can and peel the top back. now never having eaten the stuff I had no idea what it is supposed to look like, but wtf beef stew is beef stew and its canned so the shit last forever right (mistake #2). so it didnt look juicy and stuff like in the picture, was kinda solid and well fuked up lookin, but I just figured thats how the can settled so I gave it a good swirl with the knife, smelled it, and proceeded to eat the entire contents, pieces of metal and all from the brutal opening. now i'm sitting in a coil of hose thinking "that hit the spot" AT THIS POINT is when I decide to read the can, right there right across the picture it reads" NO PRESERVATIVES " . i'm almost certain I had a really fukedup look on my face as I thought to my self " how could that be this stuff must have a shelf life" stamped on the bottom of the can was " best if eaten by nov 20 1996 " never even crossed my mind to even go there. (mistake #3). even if the stuff has a five year shelf life I ate some 15yearold beef stew. damn that sucks. had heart burn maybe twice in my lifetime that was one of em................................ if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. sauza hornitos is straight, the best of the low $$ tequila's. patron yeah!!! lapiz the finest. this operation is shut down,till we get a spectre210, some sugar cookies, and some cambodian breast milk,cause we only drink the finest breast milks!!!! sacudete!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. thanx, was lurking on here couple of weeks was about time for an intro. and yes my wife is interested, she was supposed to make her first jump on the same day I made mine ,but opted to go to work instead (chickenshit)...uuugghlmfao. she' sitting next to me and just stabbed me with a pen. my buddy bill who finally got me to jump, just had a baby boy, when his wife heals up, the whole gang(wrecking crew) of ladies...lol is going for some sky. like 5 of em. should make for one hell of an interesting day. ( good luck kev thats a rough crowd) thanx again sykmama if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. hello and greetings to all you skyflyers. my first tandem was last week of july06, shortly followed by completion of my AFF and numerous jumps that followed including #'s 16,17,and18 that were from a super otter @ gold. coast skydivers MS. " that plane rocks, I want one" either way I am addicted hopelessly and there aint no turning back ,not that I would want to. if it werent for work constantly ( too damn much since THE hurricane's) dragging me to the depths of the gulf of mexico for my many undersea endeavors, I'd be skydiving every day, geez I need to get a life, or so I have been told by my wife. lol. any how damn i'm hooked, good times , blue skies , and by all means whatever you do, do it outside, mother earth rocks. another one of them damnskydiver people in the making here. point me at the sky, and let it fly alex.f if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell