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  1. right on dave, thats good shit to hear. us low timers have alot to gain from guys like yourself, not to mention have a blast doing it. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. I appologize dave if you took anything I posted as a poke at your DZ. that was certainly not my intention. kinda sounds like the OP is in need of some encouragement, and or guidance, something that can be found at a DZ with alot of upjumpers,coaches instructors,etc. not to say he's not getting that where he's at. just giving my opinion, as it helped me and my boys greatly to be at the DZ were at now. not at a tandem factory type DZ where youre good as gold (literally) while youre paying high dollar for tandem and AFF, then when you clear youre a piece of shit, not to be bothered with. cause youre not worth the time or effort cause everybody's got a job to do. surely dave with your numbers and expirience you know that these types of DZ's are out there. fuk em and all the DZ's just like em. I fully understand that some places start out with a small plane and work towards the goal of larger aircraft, and tandems and AFF etc. are the means to get there, but like the saying goes "be careful who you step on" were not timid on the ground, in the plane, or in frefall at OUR dropzone, all safety cosidered, thats how we roll. if thats how yall do it, then so be it......... blue skies if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  3. nice bud!! sweet lookin rig! awesome colors. my wife set me up on that pic. dont remember crashing on it like that but I very well could have, seeing as how it wasnt out of my reach for at least the first 24 hrs. another clue I was framed is how my dog has his head by my leg like sayin " man here I was chillin by my nugga when yall came to disrupt my spot" or "can yall hurry up with the pic that rig is in my spot" if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. congrats bro!!!! see you made wise canopy choices, good for you bud. great feeling huh!!!! did you give it a girls name yet did you put it on half a million times and walk around the house with it did you pass out droolin on top of it yet hhheeelllll yeah!!! if you ever make it down south come check us out a GOLD COAST SKYDIVERS for some jumping, and good times!! give it hell this weekend bro, congrats blue skies oh check out the pic if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. dang bro Y ????? as others have posted maybe you need go to another DZ, you'll thank yourself later. I moved on after my AFF from the tandem factory DZ that I started at, basicly once we were cleared to self supervise we were wothless. only way we got a slot was if there was a tandem video, or if real lucky a single instructor AFF then ther was two slots and you might get a 2-way if some other fool actually was there sitting around all day. it went so far one day that 4 of us were sitting around, about 1 hour before next tandem, blue skies beautiful weather plane just parked out in front the hanger, we asked " there is 4 of us why not put up a load" we were told " that even with 4 fun jumpers that they could barely cover fuel and it was'nt worth it" mind you that these were $22 slots to 10,000ft real shitty feeling!! well since then now that we jump at a real cool as fuk dropzone, in my big wopin 42 jump count I have : 14 2-ways 6 3-ways two with 1 hyb. piece 4 4-ways one with rodeo exit and too much fun, great coaching/mentoring, lots of new friends and people to jump with, awesome vibes, awesome jumpship, 14,000ft in about 10min $22, tons of expierienced jumpers, everybody is like family, and they give a shit about you and/or to jump with you, oh did I mention sooooo mmmuch fun and good times. so if you really want to jump there are beter places out there, and yes believe in your instructors, but most importantly believe in yourself, and move on, so your jump #,s , expierience, and fun factor dont suffer. blue skies my friend if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. sorry matt snaked your post, didnt see it. 0:7:pppplenty, and owe one seven wicked ass jumps, including my the next time I complete a hybrid I will have done it before jump thus the still owe for that one. chillin christmas party at the DZ, that yeilded much drunkenness and cool gift exchange, and some of the funniest shit ie: chicks saying "you left me naked in the tent and my butt hurts" LMFAO!!! old men with nothing but their froot of the looms on pulled up to their chest singing the cowardly lion song from the wizard of oz... still lmao good fukin times... hope some of them pics dont make it to the web. gold coast skydivers rocks, now off to take care of that 0 to the mods appologies didnt catch it, cant delete rep post locked please delete.....oops if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. well since nobody put it up yet, lets have em 0:7:pppplenty, and owe one seven wicked ass jumps, including my the next time I complete a hybrid I will have done it before jump thus the still owe for that one. chillin christmas party at the DZ, that yeilded much drunkenness and cool gift exchange, and some of the funniest shit ie: chicks saying "you left me naked in the tent and my butt hurts" LMFAO!!! old men with nothing but their froot of the looms on pulled up to their chest singing the cowardly lion song from the wizard of oz... still lmao good fukin times... hope some of them pics dont make it to the web. gold coast skydivers rocks, now off to take care of that 0 if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. biiiiiitch, kill yourself!!! just joking there, bro. dont know what else to say on that subject bud, just thought I'd break the ice wit sum dumbshit. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know you are on safe gear but I am sure you will want to down size pretty soon yourself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I dont think I follow your reasoning bro, downsize to what? for what? I bought a brand new container, that was built exactly for me, the thing fits like a glove, its so comfortable I can barely tell I have a rig on. its small, and I got to pick the colors. $1,400 with all options avail. it was made to fit my 210 spectre snugly, I can fit a 190 possibly a bit smaller in it no problem. my main canopy is brand new, and the smallest i've piloted yet. the smallest being a (f-111) 215 falcon several times. but last 10 or so jumps I was under a 240 navgator w/zero-p topskin. basicly because to me it seemed the nav. was a more responsive canopy, with a much more powerful flare. I learned more about canopy control and landing on that thing than coming in blazing smashing in to the ground on the 215. that being said, for my first canopy I've already downsized, when I develop the skills to squezze every last bit of speed and perfomance out of that thing, then perhaps I might want to downsize again, which my container will allow me to do so, and still fit me like a glove. should I choose to progress past the 190 range several hundred jumps from now I will then have several options, keep that rig so that I will always have a somewhat docile canopy for whatever reason I choose, and buy exactly what I want because by then I will have a better understanding of the performance characteristics that work to tailor my style. as for the 210 who knows I paid $1,300 brand new out the box nice looking canopy (bla,yel,bla,yel,bla,blu,bla) very unique. if I put 200 jumps on it and take care of it I shouldnt have a problem getting $800-$900 for it, or who knows that might be my docile canopy, i,m already slightly over 1:1 on it. I had a bad spot my second jump on it and was glad I had it. everybody on the load myself included rode the rears and barely made it. I had enough space to turn it into the wind and land safely on the airport, had I been a knucklehead buying the smallest canopy I came across, or somebody was trying to push down my throat, who knows, the trees maybe, downwind in 10mph winds, lot of dirty jumpsuits that day. mine wasnt one of em. downsize away my 13 jump friend, and good luck, hope you make it to become an excellent canopy pilot. BSBD..... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think there should be a national holiday for Poontang. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Theres not??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- man yall are trippin, of coarse there is, valentines day is all about poontang if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. get wireless optical, then youll be free to ride your machine without being hassled by the man. you can kick back how ever you want, and mouse from your hand,arm, leg well you get the point.... FFFRRREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMM! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. I've had dreams where I'm flying around inside of malls and other types of stores, too. Pretty cool, because I'm always the only one that can fly, and I remember in one dream flying over the balcony of the 3rd floor at a mall and having people scared shitless dude no shit I had that one before, was the esplanade mall in kenner brah, La. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. ball washer if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. yes, that is a beautiful animal. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. spinletto @ 1.3 lb/ft wing load, 13 jumps= nigggggaaa is you crazy!!! respect the nylon fooolll!!!! why get that rig, why not get something more docile that you can actually jump, get used to, and live to learn in. my body weight is 185 or so out the plane im 215 or so. I'm flyin a 210 spectre @ little over 1:1, container is nice and small, very comfortable, and the canopy is quite fast, and extremely responsive. more than I know what to do with yet. paid right @ 4000 for it . could have gotten a really nice rig with a brand new sabre2 170 in it for about half the price. I guess it would be realistic to say that I will be under a 170 one day. but whats the point, why jump all kind of rental gear till then, besides with that crapolla you never know what youll end up with. dont be that guy, you know the one on the plane jumping rental gear, sayin " I got my own gear, i,m just jumping this ragedy crap till I can jump mine" if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  16. peace to your beast~~~~~~~~~~~vibes~~~~~~ if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. I really have nothing to say except "what a buncha whiners" this all coming from someone who was weeping about some clown at work today sorry bud had to go there though LOL! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  18. too funny!!!! my word is POONTANG!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. yeah huh!! my boy bill told me he had one wher he had a wicked line over and went in, only to get up and dust himself off, said he woke up trippin if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. havent seen it yet , but a peppers fan from way back in the day though, they just jammed outdoors here in new orleans few weeks back. seen em live in here at least 8 times, they fukin jamm, missed this last one though my wife didnt I was jealous if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. I use to have dreams that I was flyin all the time, in order to fly though I would have to get a running start, then make my arms like in a swimming motion and there I was flying, or pretty much swimming through the air. if I quit swimming I would come crashing down. cool shit, love them dreams.......but now that I skydive had the recurring flying dream twice, no more running start, no more swimming. from just standing in place swept my arms back like in a tracking position, and I was flying. first time I took off and just kept going into the sky, never to return(sucked). second time I was flyin and landing all over the place, was acting quite a fool..... weird stuff anyway, how do you fly in your dreams??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  22. tell her you that have something in your eye, when she gets in range to investigate, head but her in the nose.......bwwwaaaa.... or a good open hand slap across the mouth oughta take the wind right out of her canopy hehehehe............. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  23. I just brought mine home for the first time--I've been storing it at the DZ since I bought it. We enjoyed a nice candlelight dinner together, and then snuggled on the couch and watched a movie. Romance, baby! ----------------------------------------------------------------- LMFAO!!! you mean kinda like this...... fuuukin freaks!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  24. very good point. I myself have ommited deco, and violated no fly times in the past, without incident. on the other hand I have seen so many get bent for no reason what so ever. as you stated many many factors, proper hydration before/after,hot shower, etc ... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  25. absolutely, best to err on the side of safety. DCS can really complicate your life. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell