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not cannuck here, but dont forget to try the niagra falls in a barrel thing, gotta be pretty intense if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Wow you should feel so hardass now attacking a student, oh sorry didn't know you didn't have a first jump and noob questions starting up like everybody else, with 50 jumps you sure are a skygod already, watchout buddy karma is a bitch. sure yeah, what you said. where is it exactly that you jump at again??? who are your instructors??? whats your name??? yeah right, didnt think so!! some peoples kids!!!

Ofcourse,it's harder to flip someone the bird while wearing oven mitts.You'd just look like you're waving at them. not where she wears em, she could still flip off the fuckos with both hands! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

easy john, I think the guy was refering to the OP, which is always on here trolling with stupid shit getting people all unglued, dont know why people bother to respond to such horseshit! look up his posts youll see. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

right on post pics, with oven mitts of course! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

did you give them a complimentary set of oven mitts? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

dude, youre a freak!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

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holy shit dude you probably still smell like ass me, dont know never counted, best guess would be in the 5-7day range. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

ate some cats in the jungle, somewhere in the vicinity of machala, ecuador yr 98-00ish. three days in the weeds and I was hungry as a hostage, they were siamese looking fuckers, pretty tasty. the choices were cats, lizards(iguanalike), or some type of pig/hog type thing that several indigenous looking bastards were working over pretty savagely. come to think I ate some of the swine wtf. couple of guys from texas that were with, didnt eat nothing, thought I was pretty fukin crazy, they went hungry and got sick, me I ate pretty good made out A-ok cats yes, no problem if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

wasnt my wife yet, but she pee'd in a closet at my apartment when we were 18 some 15yrs ago. me I pee on myself all day long at work, when its cold as fuk, its even better. peeing in the shower rocks, dont know why though. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

right on bro!!! u can did it!!! blue skies, may we share de grips one day fool! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

the angry kind of course! angry cause I dont got enough jumps, i tried to start off at 1,000 or so but my bros said I had to start at 0 and do em one at a time like the rest of the fuknuts, who woulda thunk it huh!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

na bud you got me all wrong skinny, i,m cool as the other side of the pillow. I dont get angry too much if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

What type of poster are you?? who gives a flyin fuck????? you figure it out, since youre all concerned and shit! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeaup! me too! was laughin so hard i couldnt respond....... what an asshole!!! that shit was too funny fuk if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

"now how about a little humor." yeah, right! Q: whats worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster?? A: one dead baby in ten dumpsters Q: whats black n blue and squirms in a corner??? A: a baby in a plastic bag Q: whats black n green and doesnt move???? A: same baby two weeks later wtf??? whats people getting their nuts all wrinkled about around here????

you'll shoot your eye out kid!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

"stab you in the eye with a microwave frenchfry" that was some lyrics for a song, some death metal band late 80's new orleans soilent green maybe???? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

oh shit! dead baby jokes.... Q: how do you make a dead baby float??? A: two scoops dead baby one can rootbeer! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

certainly there is much you can do about an ill fitting rig, examples: dont buy it. dont jump it. get educated on its proper adjustment, or have your instr. adjust it for you before you exit. suck it up and jump it till you get your own. go to a DZ that has something that fits better. OR shove some oven mitts down your pants, what do you recomend 4-5 of em ought to do............. just let me borrow one first I got a pizza in the ovenbwwaaaaahaa!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

performance designs's spectre! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

oven mitts.....WTF over!!!! that shit is funny as hell, I thought those were for grabbing hot pots and pans.......... I had a hard opening or two under student gear during my training, these were refered to by my instructors as "positive openings". horseshit I said positive my ass, I got fuckin spanked. so I pretty much hung around the DZ every day, learned about a parachute and its deployment system, learned to pack, and different things that can be done to promote a softer opening. I got spanked no mo!! get with your instr/packers get more involved with the packing of the rig youre jumping, or any rig for that matter, and ask questions as to what and why is being done. hope this helps bud, I didnt want to get too specific, as to not interfere with what youre being taught. student gear is uncomfortable, and parachutes open fukin hard sometimes. some time down the road you'll be under your own gear, and understand packing, then maybe you too will get a laugh at "oven mitts" that shit is just silly.. edited to add: are you happy to see me, or is that oven mitts in your pants LMFAO if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

right on bud! sho u right! keep on flyin, blue skies if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

good for you bro! keep it up. "Your first self-supervised jump, alone with the sky, will be one of your most memorable skydiving moments." andy is right on with that, first self supervised solo is pretty fuckin righteous, just you and all that sky, blue skies bud, may we share grips one day