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Remind yourself to bump this thread in exactly 2 years. No.... make that 30 days, when cocheese comes back from his ban. damn, dude got banned again WTF if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

fuck it, the more the merry. just no nuts in my face alright. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

awesome pic BTW if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

i'm out in the gulf, west delta block-28 on a lift boat next to a couple of wells. where we have been for the past 3-days of 12 so far not doing shit, no diving, nothing. just standing by as fast as we can playing cards, watching movies and playing practical jokes on each other is getting old quick. tired of looking at these ugly fuckers I need entertainment too, well a supply boat will get here late tonight with groceries packed in dry ice, at least we get to make ice bombs for the 4th if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

daddy daddy whats that? that's fly shit junior. junior when I get home remind me to slap your mama - Jackie Gleason, smokie and the bandit feel free explore, we have eternity to know your flesh. your pain and sufferring will be legendary even in hell - pinhead, hellraiser someone shut that cunt up, before I come over there and fuckstart her head - ryan phillippe, way of the gun if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

how's it going haven't seen you in a while, I'd like to introduce you to this is your daughter.................. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

theyre tenders bud, they choke hose. theyre starting to get the hang of running the chamber and all, just gotta watch em like a hawk. I split those fuckers up to opposite shifts whenever they come out together. they can do some quality clusterfucking at times. they call me now and again, they want to come out and do some jumps if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

no, only one of them fucked up. good thing I split them up to opposite shifts, who knows what would have happened had both the geniuses had been together. we still cant figure out how the fuck he got the thing off, neither can he for that matter, he was too busy freaking out. after a couple days his shit went back to normal kinda sorta, dude couldnt even figure out how to hold it when he had to pee. fucker was nervous and scared like a bitch. I wasnt about to call a helicopter for that shit, imagine that mayday call over the radio if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Sounds like something Borat would do... nah, that would be a rubber anus if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

use extreme caution sex toys can be dangerous, make sure you read the instructions, dont be a victim bro if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah right, the "anybody think of buying one" line in that thread kinda prompted it. you know how it goes you go to the store for one thing and ya come back with all sorts of uneccessary shit, some of it downright dangerous if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

got to see one first hand and it was funny as all fucking hell. so this dive tender at work and his pal bought some pumps, they were on sale. for a reason that nobody is sure of they decide to bring them offshore. being the dumbasses that they are, they didnt read the instructions. seemed pretty straight forward. insert cock in tube, hold finger over suction relief hole, pump up bulb to build suction, look out john holmes so later that night fuknut1 yells down to fuknut2 on the back deck, "hey dave come up here quick bro quick" when dave makes it to the door he opens it yells "fuck you jimmy you fucking freak" slams door well in the instructions for the pump it read in bold leters to not leave the pump on for more than a couple minutes no longer than 5min. not having read this the poor bastard left it on and watched a movie. when the flick was over his dick had blown out inside the pump tube and covered the vacum release hole so he couldnt release the suction. the pictures look similar, well .....exactly like a red water balloon, poor dumbasses manhood was all deformed for a couple days and all we could do was laugh, the other guy threw his pump overboard..... be careful out there fellas if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

No i didnt yes, yes I think you did squeaky if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah when people get all salty and shit I start to feel bad sometimes, even cry a little............anybody got some kleenex if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

just for the record, I think that the tat idea,location,etc is alright. the artist that rendered the tat, did a very poor job. perhaps consultation with a professional tattoo artist might shed some light for the OP, as to what can be done to fix or enhance a poor job. only reason I posted is because I have seen fucked up tattoos, get so called fixed, shaded-in, colored by the same idiot that fucked up in the first place and end result was well.......yeah, shit. an effort to try and help out someone from getting their skin all fucked up, but perhaps some things are better left unsaid right????? after all the guy posted pictures of his tat on the web, what am I suppossed to do lie to him tell him its an awesome drawing. I make an effort most of time to try and not bullshit people. my apologies for hurting anyones feelings. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

right on, suppose I could go into the tattoo business, find me some idiots to practice on

condolences for the loss of your friend the cat if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

its pretty simple and straight forward to have a tat artist render a drawing for you to look at of an intended tat, or at least look over his previous work, before cutting some jackass that cant draw loose on your skin with some ink. if you see a shitty drawing on paper its ok to critique, but when its on someones skin and you call it, people get bent out of shape WTF? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

my post was not intended as a cheap shot. I simply stated my opinion. you are absolutly correct if he's happy with the tat, so be it. but we must agree that the artist is simply not up to par. and adding color to a shit drawing is just going to make it look even gayer. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

dude that tat is real shitty, better you than me who did the drawing a second grader. thats about a no drawing mofo. sux to be you, good luck getting it removed if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

a.k.a.; A.T.M.(ass to mouth) I have an A.T.M. card if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

that beast is stylin! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

neeuuw yoork city................seek rape counciling immediately. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah right, 4hr job tops, plus plus $160 for the clutch I'd do it for $400 and supply the clutch and brake fluid. a shiesty ass shop is probably gonna hit for at least $300 for the clutch(as if the were putting a centerfoce in it or some shit) 6hrs minimum if not 8 at approx $80 an hour, plus tax and whatever shop materials they use, like brake fluid and rags( they gonna need plenty of them) youre fucked bro, unless you got some tools if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell