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  1. happy fathers day to all you flyers that do what you do to provide for your people. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. congats bro! looked like a fun jump. what happened to leanne at the end, she lose a contact or what? I saw bill martini, he told me about the tube, too funny! see ya at the DZ how you like that spectre210? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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  4. tell her to swing the big nuts and the sack outa the way, theres a pee-pee down there somewhere if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. if youre scared, say youre scared. the fuck happened now, somebody come unglued?? somebody got their fellings hurt??? shouldnt all you fucks be jumping right now?? well i'm making like a fetus, and heading out..... to the DZ that is. anyone need a hug come by goldcoast, gonna go get my pie, and some fathers day jumps whats a fucktard anyway, sounds like a breakfast or midnight snack if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. the colander slingshot one if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. shouldnt play with food like that if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. right on, hope all goes well billyv if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. dunno whats up with that dude, the greedy bitch has to feed on something I guess if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. water, and tropical punch and orange kool-aid(aka: bugjuice) that carbonated stuff just dont cut it in the sweltering ass heat, I think the sun is getting closer or something if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. anybody else check it out, it was ok, the kids loved it silver surfer was stylin, and the human torch of course. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. Yeah, I liked that one too (I think it was "describe"). Blues, Dave it was lampin, cold cold lampin if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. your leg from new york to mexico city brings you right over NEW ORLEANS, stop by the house, theres beer in the fridge if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. new fudge packer if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  16. sadness, its a cloud. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. damn, not half a can huh. dont hurt yourself ok if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  18. raw oysters, and blackened sworfish steaks w/pasta and spinach and tomato salad...........and if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. every day for 3 days shove an orange followed by a cookie up your ass. on the 4th day you will need an orange and a hammer. shove the orange in your ass in the usual manner then take grip of the hammer.............and wait.......... when the tape worm appears from your ass wondering where his cookie is, work it over with hammer thank you, drive thru if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. think it was daves sig line for a while "I cannot begin to explain the immensity of the fuck that I do not give" or something along those lines, too funny!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. bill you bastard, I almost jumped on your back and used you as a shield thought I was bleeding when I finally got under canopy. 5-way went to shit robH slightly high flying on his back, robP outside but level in a weird fetal like cannonball, billM level and closing for the dock, does indeed dock and spreads my arms out into the relative RAIN. shane pulled high couldnt take itwhat a bitch 3500 just couldnt come fast enough, little rain my ass, that was big assed rain drops. and a very memorable jump#99 longest 12k ever just think if we would have brought it to 14 like normal congrats on your 100th justin, sux me and rob missed it would have been 3 #100s on that jump welts didnt go away till monday evening at least that took care of the stupidest shit I will do all month, pretty hard to top that, my arms and legs looked fuked-up if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  22. damn bro, so ban anything that you deem to be ridiculous. and the dumb thing, WTF????? the fuck some people think they are if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  23. couldnt have happened to a nicer guy
  24. fuking unrealistic shit there..... just another stupid fucking law. so that the police can get all up in your shit for no fucking reason, then when you speak in your own defense you get arrested for..........yeah, his pants were low and all, you know fuking stupidest shit I've seen in a while, no doubt if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  25. don't cut it away and survive... something about that doesnt sound good if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell