porpoishead
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yeah thats some fucked up stats bro!! you might need to sacrifice a virgin or some shit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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and three beers to boot.........you'd be sound asleep within 5minutes........... sucking your thumb in the fetal position if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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Prostate rub durring a BJ For the ladies: should a guy initiate a handshake with a woman? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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hey gonzo he DONT DRINK no more, but he dont drink no less neither. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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a funnel is that why I woke up in the back of a pick-up truck??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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licking hairy sweaty ass hard to talk about andy I'm trying to quit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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bring some whineken and eat some CHEESEburgers for lunch........ if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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holy shit what, guess youve never seen some golf cart induced carnage before then if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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dude you know that if in the middle of something one of them other nipples was to rub up on your chest you would freak the fuck out! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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dude I forgot I'm trashed, i'm in there now nothing going on.......... come hang in the pub bitches, do some drunken posting if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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pitch a tent, a camper whatever it takes, the bonfire and the beer= good fuckin times = after a day of jumping. never forget the simple things in life
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burned out fan cheesy, cleen your room,and your machine............and go get a new fan for your machine edit to add: or turn the a/c on set it at snow heat if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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dont go getting your ass kicked at skins- cowboys game andy everybody will go thinking youre a little girl then. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS #1 on the field!!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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nekid body painting if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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bannanananaaa bannanananaaa hey jude......... wee??? wee wee? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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yep!! there will be a big dildo on display in the sky if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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Oh Come On! He tucks it in behind him. the goat with a mini skirt dude he'd leave pecker tracks all over the seat, helluva mark if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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yeah uh huh, then what?? pee in their hair if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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damn, thats deep for the wee hours of the morning. uh I got nothing on that. no secrets is my style, everybody knows whats what, I like to sleep good at night, you know. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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or " a pass" where you have been scathed from a serious beating or getting shot in the face, thus you should remeber who your friends are
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yeah right, that shit hurt me too!! too funny!!! almost died laughing at that shit!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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right on bro, same shit no matter where you go, you know. fuck it bud, when in rome..... dude you don't really want to know what I would do..........a cuban, an island, sake, japanese women uhhhh yeah i'd run amuck.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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dude tell me that you clicked on the demo on the right if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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eat the fish its good for you. find you a japanese woman and fuck your brains out its good for you, and its fun. drink a bunch of beers and go yell at the ocean its good for you. finish your training keep your job$$$ its good for you. be happy that your job brings you to other parts of the world where you can enjoy other cultures and maybe learn a thing or two about a thing or two. dont be that whiney guy that wont go here or there and is a pain in the mans ass, remember if you wake up in the morning and dont want to do your job, then move on its not for you. be happy, it aint no thing but a chicken wing
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*** and next time fly southwest!*** with a mini skirt on and your junk hanging out if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell