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alright so let me get this straight, *** he was mooning the Westboro Baptist Church protest group He's fighting off hippies who dont' like his warmonger fatigue pants and warmongers who dislike hi tie-dye tee shirts. He's in his bathroom with his guitar, writing songs about racoons with the hopes of getting his money for nothing and chicks for free He's in the bathroom, but he's not writin' songs... it's got something to do with an emergency extraction from a glory hole.. *** so he was mooning, then beating up hippies in a church parking lot, then he bailed into their bathroom where he took a shit in their sink then played the guitar for a while and stuck his pee-pee through a hole in the wall where it became stuck and needed emergency extraction. yeah that sounds like walt... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

gotta go with wonder woman, she's got a jump plane. linda carter was a beast a damn amazon wasnt she like 7ft tall or some shit. thats a whole lot of............. woman. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

lost 2.7 mil last night gamling got mugged for another 1mil or so, just wasnt fast enough to click and deposit in my vault. got hit like 6times in a split second, fuckers were stalkin one guy gave me my money back out of the blue, he said oops wrong gang. his gang is under protection from ours. still trying to figure it all out, but getting better, stronger by the day........ thobbit is still to strong for my week ass he just stomped me. waiting to get cleared for the gang forum. AARRRRR!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

NICE!! the rythem the rebel, whithout a pause.... she watch, she watch, she watches channel zero... get up, get up, a get get down 911's a joke in your town..... lampin cold cold lampin thats it, gonna break the altimeter clock off the wall in the hangar and hang that bitch on a chain.... then start break dancing on the packing mat.!!!!! videos to follow if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

fox squirels, white rice, asparagus spears, and 3 coors lights. fucking squirels are huge, I could only eat two and I was stuffed

looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

fucking A!!! squeak LMFAO!!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

***I do not particularly care for ostrich eggs. *** yeah right !!! neither me, unless I was ripped from drinking beers and running amuck in the woods all night. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

seriously........ I have eaten quail eggs, emu eggs, chicken eggs, turkey eggs, duck eggs, etc all sorts of bird eggs........... and an egg is an egg is an egg. some are bigger some are smaller same shit, clear slimy stuff yellow yolk. if it deviates from that description its probably a was fertelized egg and you probably shouldnt eat it. with the exception of balut (which I have not eaten yet) that contains an embrionic duck fetus within the shell that is edible. we never had many turkeys the 15 or 20 at a time we did have were allowed to fuck each other so that they could make more turkey birds so we didnt bother with the eggs for the most part. on the other hand we had hens that layed eggs specifically to eat and we didnt let those ones get fucked in the ass by the other fucko birds. once upon a time the emu's were worth a whole shitload of money. they were certainly allowed to fuck only at certain times though. at one point a fertilized egg went for about $750-$2,000 so we had a machine with a bright ass light that would allow you to look through the egg, kinda like an x-ray. thus you would know wether the egg was fertile or not. if not the egg was in hand so we would often eat a big omlette or throw it at the stupid fucking emus for not fucking right. going through this process for eating a turkey egg seems quite futile IMO if you got hens that lay good eggs to eat. fuck it though, if you felt like eating a turkey egg nobody would have stopped you or thought a thing about it at our place. its not much bigger than a chicken egg. matter of fact we had these black and white striped hens that layed huge brown eggs bigger than the turkey eggs. there you go bud egg 101. crack the bitch open if its looks like an egg then its all good enjoy.

what sense does it make not to pull them all the way out. I have not had to cutaway yet but if I did I would pull them all the way out then once under a good canopy would stash em in my suit or shirt or something. pull your handles out to full arm extension is what I was trained to do, and it is how I have practiced in the training harness, and everytime my reserve has been repacked. also every 15-20 jumps I pull my cutaway on the ground to clean the cables with silicone spray. every time I have pulled them out completely and have no doubt that I will do the same in an emergency in the air. far enough to me is when there is no handles/cables left to pull. bummer though it kinda takes the guessing game element out of it. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

with a wooden leg, giant sunglasses and a big poontang if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah right, he would probably win too. then they would start putting surgeon general warning placards on stereo equipment. reading it could cause hearing loss and be hazzardous to your health. as if that shit isn,t common sense. kinda like the warning contents maybe hot on a coffee cup all bullshit aside though, that car was a show piece, was a pretty impresive setup alot of engeneering and modifications to the car were involved. even after all the shit, getting bitch slapped by the airbag constant retightening and replacing stuff etc. dude cried when his shit burned down. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Basic Nigger Dog if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

I throw mine in the sink or dishwasher and wash them just like every other pot or pan. once theyre seasoned and have that shiny solid black look to em theyre good to go. if its new during the break in, or before its seasoned when you wash it rust will appear on the surface. during this phase after you wash it just throw it on the stove rub some oil into it(I use peanut oil) while at temperature let it cool then hang it up/ store it, whatever. once it is seasoned its pretty maintenance free and very easy to wash, because nothing will stick to it. the old ones with the crusty build up on em. wire wheel em or throw em in a bead blaster then reseason. and clean your pots and pans before they get crusty. either way cast iron is pretty indestructible cookware. know friends who go through an assload of pots and pans yearly. $$$$$$ cast iron will last for generations to come and then some. I have some cast iron that belonged to my great grandmother thats still immaculate, shiny, clean, and goodlooking. I didnt budget when I bought pots, pans cause you get what you pay for in that deparment. you wouldnt want some cheapo nonstick crap comming off in your food would you. shit makes me sick when I see some scraped up non-stick pan/pot. you know somebody ate that shit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

because its fucking wicked to bleed from the ears, and all the cool kids are doing it years ago (early90's) friend of mine had the whole back of his car chopped out and had (6)-18in subs installed with a shitload of amps batteries etc. pretty sick looking setup. well kinda......... $9,000 honda civic $14,000 stereo custom setup. anyway he's had two ear surgeries to repair perforations in his eardrum, has over 75% hearing loss in the high to mid range frequencies, fucked up ears that prevent him from diving and other cool shit and cause him alot of grief and pain. and a surgery to repair a detached retina. good thing that car caught fire and burned to a crisp the stereo with it otherwise it might have killed the stupid fucker. he would be bleeding from the ears and just laugh about it. not too funny to him these days. still funny as all hell to all of us though man that rice burner was cool!!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

LMAO!!! thats that serious gormet shit isn't it. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

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I have a waffle baker that I,m pretty stoked about!!! my knives....duh, if you dont have good knives in the kitchen then you probably don't know what youre doing in there to begin with. cast iron skillets are pretty awesome I have several. excellent heat retention/distribution and superior natural non-stick properties, when properly seasoned of course. pretty much everything in my kitchen is useful/awesome otherwise get it the fuck outa the area. edited to add: my gas range, gotta have natural gas oterwise youre just fucking around if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

I just saved a shitload of money on my car insurance by switching to gggeeeeiiiiccoooooo!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

beat me to it jt I was gonna say you go both ways then if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a ssholes!" What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician. Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Bubba with them two assholes." if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

thats alot of 's stay clear of powerlines and heards of elephants. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

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the fish: man, that bear came outa nowhere!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah that was pretty entertaining for a minutehow many threads got deleted??? BF looks way different than a few hours ago. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell