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more like a moose knuckle hatchet wound Ooh, I wanna play. Beef curtains. roast beef samich Ham wallet red snapper bearded clam if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah I got it alright, fucking peed my pants laughing. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

apology!!! what in the fuck.....BWAHAAAAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

She only allows that if you let her watch tv in the process. TV? When did you ever see me watch TV???? that one time at that one place. are you sure its vodka, better let gonzo evaluate the liquid as he watches you dispense. word around the bonfire is he's a pro. Ohhh that place, I was just pretending to watch. I just noticed Sunny's post was changed. Have another drink Lisa. Can I borrow some vodka? Pass some my way please. Thank you

more like a moose knuckle hatchet wound Ooh, I wanna play. Beef curtains. roast beef samich if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

I think you put the wrong word in caps. So...how's about fixin' it for me? Be a lot more fun than watching someone take a whiz doh!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

bwaaahaha!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

Can I borrow some vodka? yeah me too!! gimme sum rum lisa!! gimme the keys lisssa I'll drive if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

She only allows that if you let her watch tv in the process. You guys crack me up... A thread about my educational future and happiness turns into a sex thread, imagine that! Typical DZ.com I feel honored, loved even; my thread has been hijacked not hijacked... just borrowed. you borrow alot dont ya! he's a meat stalker too!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

sweet, a straight up hijacking. nice one sunny, dude gets 40 k and all you can think about is being inside lisa if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

more like a moose knuckle if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

"WE"VE GOT BUSH"!!!! how hairy tho, like taint coverage and up the crack and into the back hairy scary or what??? and most importantly, what color hairs, and what texture, amped out fro, or long wavy curly. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

you fucking meat gazer if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

awesome picture bud.

am i saying or recommending to do things under 25 jumps? my time in the sport has nothing to do with the conversation at large........i have better things going for me in life than worry or even care about my profile on DZ.COM. obviously you'd rather see new and up coming jumpers get scandled than lead them in the right direction from the get go. remind me to add you to the list.............................. dude, why must you be so disrespectful. think about it. you come on here calling people scumbag, without even knowing your ass from a hole in the ground, and you expect people to jump on your bandwgon and bash needlessly. for what??? then you go and label steve a scumbag!!! you got issues dude. go easy man, or not and add me to your list too, if it makes your life better. WTF?????? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

fuck that bro, some woman has a dream she done some shit like that to me she better wake up and apologize, or at least cuddle if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah right, but then there's that whole no means yes thing. pretty vicious cycle. some women just want to shove shit into your ass, they dont understand that no means no, its all about them. like I said whatcha gonna do??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

pretty fucked up, but I think yes thats pretty accurate the whole there's only pleasure and pain thing, whatcha gonna do if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

this sounds a whole lot like common sense, i could be wrong though. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

dude youre crazy, its hard to believe youre serious. pretty funny though LMFAO!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

oh noooooo.... here we go again trouble maker if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

something about that situation you describe doesnt add up. if you had enough snatch force to get you upright, then where else would the risers be?? except for above you where they should be. without the snatch force to get you upright, a pilot chute hesitation would make sense for example: a weak throw, pilot chute gets caught in your burble and smacks you in the back of the head a couple times, you reach up for risers that arent there yet, this changes your orientation to slightly head low, pilot chute clears and you got canopy deployment, risers are where theyre supposed to be. maybe things happened fast and the sequence was not as described. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

me and one of my bestest buds, it was jump #100 for both of us. 6-way tube out of an otter. that jump was not just a milestone but a whole lot of fun. I would post the video but man it's embarasing at one point another one of my most favorite bros that was on the jump with, docked on me and kissed me in my mouth fucked up my whole 100th jump video one of the other instructors slapped me in the nuts right before exit too.. whenever we feel the need to laugh hysterically we just play that video. sick shit!! good times!! we had dome some 3 and 4 way tubes previous that jump all equally fun, great exit. also we did a 6-way tube out of the skyvan at skyfest this year with a bunch of fuckos we had never even met before we got on the plane. fun as all hell.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

congrats lisa!!!! can I touch you I just want to see what it feels like to be the coolest. bs aside, right on, stylin, you can did it if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah it takes a minute to get a passport, they have to make sure you have no outstanding warrants, that youre not on trial for anything, check with the I.R.S. that you dont owe your uncle sam his pound of flesh$$$$, that you have no overdue local and state tax, how long your cock is........... and a fucking partridge in a pear tree. now, you can expedite the passport process but, you will have to do the leg work yourself. like go get a form from the police stating youre a good citizen. a form from the I.R.S. and local tax assesors(if you own anything) that states you've been thoroughly raped and still in fact bleeding from the ass. and a couple other things. all of these things which cost you money and time running all over fucking hell and back twice cause you got(read paid) for the wrong form the first time. then finally when you have given them your first born child, and your left arm and right ball. you better have a very good fucking reason that you need a passport quickly, otherwise all the shit you just did was for nothing because now they are suspicious that you are trying to flee the country. so the hard way, passport in about three days. the chillin, no stress, cool as the other side of the pillow method about 10-16 weeks. federal workers are not in a hurry to do any mutherfucking thing. especially get you a passport in a timely fashion. they got a break they gotta take every 15 minutes and a paid holiday every other day.