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Everything posted by porpoishead
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guess I will post here too.. I'm driving in from new orleans if anybody needs a ride between here and there gimme a shout alex @ (504) 427-3824 got 2 coming with me so far but I may have a bigger gold coast crew coming with after this weekend. very possibly a few tandems also. 8 more days!!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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just regular people or do you have a preference...what kind of people do you like?? I'll kidnap just about anybody if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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I had 3 people coming all together, but it's back down to 2. I have plenty of room and can pick up anybody between new orleans and the big fitz. airport in georgia. my number be.... 504-427-3824 or PM me here
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I can say with almost certainty that the "andy copeland" dabbles a bit with the malt liquor...probably in the 40 oz variety I don't think that guy discriminates if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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at least he cut the crusts off if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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andy is somewhere eating a cucumber sammich and washing it down with a milwaukees best...more than likely if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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make yo feet stank!! LMFAO!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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no shit, I almost spit out my rice krispies all over the screen when I saw a can of colt 45 if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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a 40 oz of malt liquor.... colt 45 does it every time if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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perrywinkle blue boys... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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I'm with one of my bros heading into new orleans. he is speeding his ass off as we exit onto tchopitoulas. a police jumps out into the street, and my bud comes to a screeching stop. the police comes into the window and calmly asks for license, registration, and insurance. so my bro provides the license and registration all the while telling the police he was not going that fast. LOL!! you can still smell the burnt up rubber from the sudden stop. well my bud rips the door off of his glove box frantically searching for his insurance card. the police heads back over to his bike to write a ticket. the police walks back to the truck and just stands in the window my bud is still searching for his insurance card frantically, by now he has papers and all kinds of shit just littered through out the ride. he looks up and the police asks him if he found his insurance yet he responds no man it's around here some where you think you can just let me go today. starts searching frantically again. the police says no man not today, reaches the ticket in the window and says just go ahead and sign this ticket before I get you for all the roaches... my bud looks right at the police in his face slams the ash try shut and says what roaches....man I'm about to die fucking laughing... when the police just leans around him and looks at me and says hey man help your boy out here he seems to be having problems. I tell my bro hey man he means the other violations he can get you for... my bud says oh right on then signs the speeding ticket and the police just laughs and walks away.... my bud takes off again tells me to pick up all the papers everywhere and opens up the ash tray and lights up a joint..looks over at me and asks what the fuck was that all about... what a fuckstick..man I love that guy!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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I call 911 and tell them some psycho escaped the mental ward... and give them the license plate number ! Is that wrong? so it was you, bastard!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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or some errnge spray paint and some poly pro rope attached to the work. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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a ho moving a head... if you don't say... LMAO if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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LMAO!!! I got a question what the fuck is a tally ho where do you find this type of ho???? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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word.. resistance is futile you can either sleep on the couch...I love my couch, it matches a pair of boots I have but i prefer to sleep in my bed, it matches my under roos if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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Hey, I need a new gear bag!! What do I need to do? dude you don't know that one?? its like magic fucking magic !!! step 1 you engage in a proper fucking session step 2 you readily take a nap step 3 you wake up to her trying on new a matching purse and boots and your wallet is missing a card and/or all of the cash step 4 repeat step 5 go build a fucking aircraft hanger out in the yard to accomodate the 600 pairs of shoes 960 pairs of boots and 8,000 matching bags/purses or you can sit around and beat off without them...pick your poison if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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LOL!! hell only thing you left out was the tea and crumpets tally ho !!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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chop it... it's a malfunction edited to add of course you're an asshole if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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What do you do when you do see them? shoot the bird at em....fucking skydivers
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LOL!!! don't know if you will see me at nationals bud I'm not a competitor. I fly for the soul... above john wrote that there are no rules for downsizing. this may be true, but there are certainly recommendations written by many people that have way more experience than all three of us put together. better to be safe and minimize the risks by eliminating as many hazards as possible. not a smart move to get too far ahead of your current skill level. there are dangerous situations that may arise at any given time that may be beyond your control. your reaction,hesitation, inexperience, or failure to respond in a timely fashion to these inherent dangers might be the difference between life and death. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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right on john go easy...don't pound yourself in with a rush to downsize bro.... be safe you're already under a pretty good wing loading.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell