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I roll with a skyhook RSL in the ready to operate configuration even though it will probably beat me to the punch, I have high confidence (read that as hope) that I would follow through with my emergency procedures and pull my reserve handle anyway. I fly a pretty docile canopy though, loaded at 1.25 no cameras, and I don't do crew if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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too funny bro.. kinda difficult to find a girl named cancelled.....BWAHAHAHA!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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Transporter3 because the first 2 completely sucked ass so much we decided to toss your salad again!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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one of the dive tenders on our dive team has his whole face done in tribal. he used an invisible ink that is only visible under black light. looks normal in regular light you wouldnt even know, but turn on a fluorescent black light and he turns into a fucking freak... another guy boat hand or galley hand. had a huge tattoo of a girlfriend/wife tattooed on his neck. guess they broke up or some shit because now he has a super huge unevenly shaded green box like shape on his neck....shit looks so fucking stupid. i would have just hooked up with another Mellisa instead of going that route if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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I actually like the macs a lot, just wouldnt piss on the I-tunes/I-pods if they were on fire... not sure exactly how the synchronization where i lost music went south, it was brought to my attention after I had just come out of the water from a dive and the music was already gone. I did manage to recreate the scenario and it did require me to use other software.... who knows... some fucksticks just click click click click without knowing what the fucks up... kinda like downsizing if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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for clarity... if the I-pod only had 25 songs on it and you synchronize the I-tunes library in the machine to the device then the I-tunes library in the machine will end up with the 25 songs from the I-pod. it will delete the previous library. I've been hearing from the die hard I-tune fans around here that the newer ones can synchronize to more than one library now...I still don't fuck with I-tunes though they can sync my ass... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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sounds like it may have synchronized to a different library. I lost 60+ gigs of music in a synchronizing issue with apple devices. some fuckstick synchronized my machine to his device and my music disappeared... I don't use I-tunes or I-pods anymore. if you have a lot of music it's a good idea to strip the DRM from it and back it up on an external HD that way if your machine gets wasted you don't have to purchase the music again. FUCK APPLE I-PODS FUCK I-TUNES....FUCK EM TWICE ON SUNDAY!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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would you let me jump a smaller chute at your dz?
porpoishead replied to MADPROPS's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
from your poll yes get a 135 12 / 15% if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
would you let me jump a smaller chute at your dz?
porpoishead replied to MADPROPS's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
that's what everybody always says.... but then you read the incident reports and you got some broke up or dead jumper that did some stupid shit with sometimes even perfectly functioning equipment that they were inexperienced for, and was faster than their brains capability to process thought. I didn't respond to your poll, but if you want to know what I think. I think it's gay to call a canopy especially a HP canopy a chute... be careful out there bud don't take anybody with you. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
LMFAO!!!! narwhals BWAHAHAHAH!!! fucking wizard looking motherfuckers ain't got nothing on me if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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right on jean...cool
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Missing Packing Data Card. Where to get another?
porpoishead replied to nshmel's topic in Gear and Rigging
when your rigger assembles your gear, inspects and packs your reserve, he will likely give you a packing data card.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
1. inspect then throw my rig on 2. fasten chest strap 3. grab left ankle place it through leg strap 4. grab right ankle place it through leg strap 5. tighten/adjust leg straps evenly, roll and tuck excess webbing into leg pad pocket. 6. tighten/adjust chest strap. 7. check out my bruthas/sistas gear(s) 8. proceed towards the aircraft. I'm a creature of habit and this works for me, I don't head towards the ship unless my gear is on 100%. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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and got to do it again WTF?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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a cack even!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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man I hope so they already told me I cant dive any more... if I could'nt muff dive anymore either, it would be all over, my feelings would be hurt if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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two of my favorites of all time are from my hometown New Orleans they had some "save the lake" ones that were put out by the lake Pontchartrain basin foundation, that were very popular...so jimco concrete co. I think it was put some out that looked similar but read "pave the lake" also another popular one reads NEW ORLEANS proud to call it home so the snake and jakes christmas lounge put one out that read NEW ORLEANS proud to crawl home a completely unrelated sticker that I love also is I LOVE ANIMALS THEY'RE DELICIOUS if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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I'm alive bitches!! I felt sort of fine sunday, sort of like I got hit by a train too LOL!! we helped Carbone load up all his gear and all. I posted some, just got like a million fires burning over here on my area of momma earth. st. patty's
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the bracelets are indeed gay, without a doubt....hack those bitches off before you clear the parking area and this thread is funny as fuck....harsh too!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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What do you do when you realize your life is completely fucked?
porpoishead replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
say fuck it!! go skydiving, go to a roaming DZ boogie. then do what you gotta do...if it wasn't for the bad times then the good times would be just another fucking day. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell -
that place is stylin, no doubt !!! don you are one funny S.O.B everybody there was, great people great place good times...
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that place was pretty sweet. i made every load that went up. must of been something in the water saturday night because I got wasted bigtime... thanks spence for putting on one helluva gig you are one very cool and funny fucker..... rob hung the zip ties up on the wall in the trophy room at the shop..LOL the carbones are cool as all hell...scotty is the man the don, psychobob, lauralicious, micduran, bolas, missgator jean, ardvarkeater, miss packing cathy....and everybody else thanks for the kick ass times you all are very funny and awesome to hang with. sorry I got so intoxicated saturday night that I was falling all over the place... cant wait for the st pattys boogie.. thanks again spence you rock brother man.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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what does that mean?? is it WD40 or not??? is it in a orange can?? aero-kroil??? grade??what grade??? which rigging loft do you work at?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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I dont need to ask my rigger. I know for a fact that he uses silicone spray only for the cutaway cables. he doesnt ever have to clean and lube my cables anyway I do it, and I use silicone as well. who wants to smell WD40 on their rig...thats just fucking ghetto... may as well and just wrap the handles up with electrical tape.. really set it off!!! what the fuck BWAHAHAHAAA!!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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double P, quadruple P I dont know how the fuck they do it but they do it though BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... look at this one looks like a fucking wizard and shit man, that guy is seriously high if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell