porpoishead

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  1. right on man, hope it goes good besides getting your snags yanked, how you doing bud?? how did st pattys go?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. LMAO!!! where is the legendary bolas he still around if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  3. could of even maybe traded her for a rig....depending on the DZ if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. daannggg!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. exactly what I was thinking.. place sounds righteous to me, you're guaranteed a good piece of ass at least once a year anyway BWAHAHAAHAHAAA!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. damn swingers, can't take em anywhere!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. daaannnggg!!! again ok soooo.... living near apartment complexes is not a good idea if you sleep nekid then if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. I don't know bud, I've eaten some pretty suspicious grill cheeses samiches before... now you gotta look at some charred building for a hot minute.... that sucks tell them to build a DZ there to commemorate the fine blaze with bonfires every other night.. hope nobody got wasted in that blaze of course, shit looked hot no doubt.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  9. damn dude, that shit was roasting!!! somebody fuck up making a grill cheese while intoxicated or what??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. just move to that island..at least you can have some sex once a year for sure if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. that's a friday bonfire question, on a thursday though....i got nuthin actually two is one, one is none...soooo in theory two snatches or cacks as it may be are better than one i guess. in case one breaks you know if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. porpoishead

    Blinkers

    what fucking blinkers??? maybe it's the cars fault.. my vehicle is retarded, it tells me a door is a jar sometimes.. it's not a jar it's a fucking door...stupid cars, go figure!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  13. sup gup!!! been chillin, living the dream and all that ....LMAO!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. that shit is mean as all fucking hell!!! a nicer way to go about it is to go down there and skulldrag somebody....let em know you mean bidness and all if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. many jumps and good times at bars here and there with glynn.. he was a character, you definitely knew when glynn was in the room for sure... he called me when he bought that yellow 182 and brought me and rob p. up for his first load in it as soon as it cleared slidell aviation. we made a sunset load and afterwards we did dinner and drinks to the wee hours of the morning....good times last time I saw him I was packing after a jump at gold coast... he walks up grabs my ass and presses me down onto the floor and proceeds to tell me some sick joke.... as soon as i heard his big laugh I knew who it was LMAO!!! well this sucks... eternal blue skies my friend....gonna miss seeing you around now and then big guy.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  16. too funny!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. havent heard anything about it, but i got plenty family on the island I can find out whats up.. man it would be sweet to jump the motherland ...I might just have to do that soon
  18. +1 for quality fuck time if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. enjoy the farm...I wanted to make it out there but I'm kinda commited to a few things in vegas right now wont be leaving vegas till at least sunday it looks like...but if I leave before I will try to make the farm... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. I've been in vegas for a week now the scenery is very nice...still got a few things to do in town so I haven't headed over to mesquite yet. was a beautiful day today so I figured I would go to the local DZ's for a jump. only to be told that the only do tandems what a bunch of fucking clowns.......FUCK las vegas DZ's scenery is so nice you figure there would be an up jumper friendly DZ local this is how the 30 second conversation went at skydive las vegas dz staff (lady behind the desk): can we help you me: sure my name is alex im in town from new orleans i jump at gold coast I would like to make a jump with you guys some ignorant asshole(probably one of the TI's): youre a fun jumper dz staff: we only do tandems here so with that said I promptly walk away the stupid fucking TI or what ever is laughing and the lady yells out nobody in vegas flys fun jumpers have fun what a very nice skydiving operation, I should have thrown one of the boulders laying around through their front window... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. man the list has gotten mammoth!!! good to see the event is coming together....you might make enough for a happy meal this time around spence if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  22. so you called the crispy creme squad to come kick down your door and now youre weeping about it....... shouldnt of called the fagits to begin with if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  23. LOL!!!! gonna try to be good this time michele.....strictly beer gots to stay away from the wild bird and tequila if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  24. we got ya covered gonzo...... got an extra huge tent in the gear..its got 2 queen size air beds in it.. pikey bastard???? what in the fuck....LMAO!!! thats copelands title hopefully that pikey fuck is going to the boogie....gonna be a blast if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  25. okay the gig is up, what the fuck does this have to do with guns or politics jusst kidding john, wouldnt want your steak sauce thread kicked to the corner. on topic, I don't steak sauce or marinade steaks if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell