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    dude i would slap the fuck out of somebody for putting WD40 anywhere on my rig.. is this thread a joke??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    motherfucker that guy is fried!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    think theyre are looking at that cold front that's threatening to push down around friday sometime... fuck it, I'm boogie'ing to the boogity B....fire and beer will keep me warm if not I have a heater. need some new gloves though mine are wore out..
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    He certainly is and he knows it. Call him Mr. Hayden and laugh at all his jokes, even if they're lame. And I promise you, they will be lame! Oh, and make sure you ask him for his autograph, he'll expect that. You can tell him your special instructions came from me. how will I be able to pick this guy out of the crowd for an autograph? will he be all glowing and stuff?? should I throw my jacket over a puddle if he is in imminent danger of stepping in it if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    dude this thread is nasty!! there was no option in the poll for because you had her hair wrapped up in your forearm bending her up like a question mark,and threw in a few donkey punches. so I didn't vote if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    right on, so the guy is like a fucking rockstar. thats stylin if you got a trailer full of fire woods spence, I'm not towing any..... got another jumper coming with, and the tandem fuckos are still debating. everybody else I talked to said they can freeze their asses off and jump an otter here. guess you gotta bring the space shuttle down to make some fuckers jump in the cold if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    LMAO!!! world record of what??? riding a unicycle with a propeller hat on for the most continuous time span??? seriously though who dat??? forgive my ignorance if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    three more days woo hoo!!! who the hell is tom hayden??? world record of what ??? where??? be up friday night thru sunday. not sure on monday yet. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    What if they land on a bobcat? fucking bobcats and cougars LMAO!! jungle boogie!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    yeah thats what I meant, I said it backwards LOL.. I will gain an hour on my time is what i was thinking..meaning 8hr will actually be 9hr travel time yeah I checked out all the satellite imagery even checked out the neighborhood. lots of power lines on the east side. I don't plan on landing out but figured I would get familiar.... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    can't wait!!! 5 more days woo hoo!! should be over there friday night before midnight. the plan so far is to shag ass from new orleans around 1pm that will put me there around 10pm'ish should be about an 8hr drive but I will gain an hour on the time zone. will the airport be open friday night??? will we be able to get in and set up and all?? who else will be up there friday night?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    go make a tandem jump dude, and then you will know first hand. probably be best if you describe it in your own words for your website. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    with all due respect he is on some web page weeping about how he feels violated by some jokes at a bonfire somewhere. should of just handled his business at the bonfire and let the offending party know that lines had indeed been crossed.. then everybody would know without a doubt where they stand. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    some hair of the dog.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    the excalibur ones they are a bit pricey but they jam.. make and save me a spore print edited to add link www.rawguru.com if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    right on steve, my mistake bud. I will make an effort to keep it politically correct in the future. its often difficult to comprehend someones disposition from an inter-web page. I certainly have no intention of making anyone feel uneasy, or rejected. I apologize to the gays if I have offended any of you. peace from the fishhead!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    chickin never said he didn't feel welcome, he said he felt welcome just didnt feel like he was part of the family. I can not dispute that with any degree of certainty, I am not gay. are you gay, have I offended you??? my response was not intended to be mean spirited towards chikin or any other gay for that matter. I have already made it clear that I am not fazed by gay people. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    And to top it all off, there are those guys who claim to be skydivers AND deep-see divers... those are real fucking winners ! yeah you got real issues if youre trying to lay claim to that bullshit.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    should the skydiving community be gay friendly?? looks like from the responses you have gotten so far bud, that nobody seems to give a shit one way or the other that you are a pillow biter. you did manage to get banned from the bonfire of all places in just a very few posts. might be some other issues involved not so much your orientation. don't be an angry gay guy, nobody likes the angry gay guy. be a happy gay guy. the skydiving community is what it is..like everything and every where else in life. if you feel violated somewhere then handle your business, or just don't go there. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    oh snap!! dude she just told you to quit crying like a little bitch if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    right on, I never heard it called that didn't see the poll options otherwise I would have guessed it was a personalized plate. this PB&J and milk has got me fucked up... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    uh yeah!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    right on man.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    guess we'll probably see a thread later tonight how he got skulldrug for no apparent reason... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
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    I'm just saying.....just heard that the rainboots is how they get em to back that ass up... for the record though, I have no carnal knowledge of a ewe gives a new meaning to fucking with your food though doesnt it... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell