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    Have you ever had about 10 different comments running through your head......but just couldn't get any of them out? I mean really....where do I start with this?
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    They already share according to another thread here!!
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    Were going to turn him into a Yankee this summer!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT to tell Maranda(packin Cathy's daughter..) that you might be coming around!!! She misses you Blaine!!!! Well.....
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    What's wrong with Pyke? He's not bad.........just being a white guy and all.... In fact I think you guys would make a VERY interesting couple!!!
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    Damn punk ass doesn't have a phone till next week..... I keep up on what your doing through Nate-dog though!
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    [Pyke's true thinking] That WF ROCKS!!! I can go there and find out exactly what I have to tell these women to.....[/Pyke's true thinking] ........ ..miss your stalker huh? DUH!!????? [swoop shakes his head]
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    Okay....I guess I'll save my "normal" pyke reply here... Glad to hear things are a little smoother now. I hope it doesn't affect your personality TOO much though!(although I know some people who hope the other way!) Maybe now you can focus on both the left AND right shoes while filming in freefall!!!
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    Pretty impressive to have a pro rating on a 88!! (or was this an "open-field" demo?) And we wonder why insurance for demo's are going through the roof....
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    Will he get 50 in this year?
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    My old roommate and I had one living in our attic for a while. He would scamper around all night and tick us off. After several attempts to get rid of it(including boarding up the hole he went into just to have him chew through it ) we sat and waited for him to leave one afternoon. After he left we took a small cup of hot sauce and put it right in the entry to his hole. As he was coming back we acted like we were chasing it and as he tried to get into the hole he dumped the entire cup on himself!! After about 15 min of flopping around on the ground....we never saw him again.
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    Can somebody "stalk" someone else who claims to be a "groupie" of the [said stalker]?? I've been stuck doing this whole jumping thing lately and I'm not sitting at an airport with nothing to do now! I have been watching though. I even posted to your thread last week with no reply... (I know a dz looking for a cameraman...AND they don't even have to be that good!)
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    Only as hard as YOU do!!!!
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    Trying......I'm starting to fly and it depends on our weather the next couple weeks. The OSU skydiving class starts tonight and we have 93 students to jump. If we get them out before the boogie..........??
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    She breaks out of the "lurker status"!!!!!!!
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    I've had numerous people tell me that I'm an "observer". I don't know if that's a good thing or not!
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    Friday-itis

    divnswoop replied to pyke's topic in The Bonfire

    Yeah...I know how you feel Blaine......The first load this morning was only 39 degrees at altitude. Then on jump 3 (around 11) as I was dragging my foot on my swoop, I tore a piece of rubber off my shoe. The freakin plane sat on the ground for 2 hours then because people went for lunch. Only got 7 in today because I had to rig....Friday's SUCK!!!! What's up with the JOB DUDE!!! I know a place you can come for the summer if you need a job! We can start our own little cult here in the boon-docks where nobody will know about it! To sweeten the pot.......We have a Jager machine on order!!!! MYG's!!!!!!
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    That's counting the foreplay, right? That's what the 5 is.....3 seconds of foreplay...2 seconds of post-cuddling
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    ...."Shimell.......best 15 seconds you'll EVER have!" Maybe we'll have a huge rain storm up here that weekend and I can come down...I don't want to miss one of your spinning sessions!
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    The energy from your students as soon as the canopy opens!!! ...and the joy of taking a handicapped individual who otherwise thought they couldn't do it.
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    Cool! let them sponsor you and take over the swooping tours. I would quit posting right now and start working on that. After reading this thread, even if he was "unprofessional" towards you I can maybe see why. Reminds me of my 5 year old brother..."If I don't get my way, I'm going to bash you on dz.com"
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    I got in trouble doing that once when a friend of mine got pulled over. I was plastered in the back seat and I knew the driver was completely str8. So as the cop walked up I had this thought that it would be funny if I was licking the back window as he walked by....turns out it wasn't that funny. My poor friend had to go through every sobriety test there was!! Back to Parrot Head......WE NEED DATES!!! Spence is the man!!! ...I missed my chance to see Jimmy during the keys boogie...he gave a impromptu concert at his bar when we were down there jumping...
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    I managed to do it when I was at the Farm!! Oh wait.....
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    Yep....especially if the wood finding squirels are going to be around.....
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    *** throw used items at people hanging around the truck.......
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    I'm just not current!! That was a look of pain!! But back when the mistress beat me she didn't want me to look like I was in pain so.........oops was that outloud? were getting off topic........ I have eletronics...I have electronics I'm already small and the water is cooooold