lilDevil

Done your doing better now ;-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

How does that work? Is it just like my putting money in my daughter's bank account (same bank, I just tell give the teller her routing number and account number)? Blues, Dave TTs the best way and can be traced, normaly in your acc in 48 hours. They need the name of your bank, swift code and acc name and number. Itll cost them $35 AU. If they use NAB they will need to give your postal addy banks addy andas much info as possible or they wont send it. westpac arnt so strict ( just wankers to work for LMAO) Or they could use Western Union. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 19. Procrastinate Now! 20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. 25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. 30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Have to get back to you later, the guy thats taking my dog supposed to be up to see him dont know what time hes going to be here. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

The Royal Australian Navy has grounded its entire helicopter squadron after some very impressive cracks were discovered on one of its Sea-King helicopters. It is not known when they will be serviceable again. What's more; they cannot fly in the dark or at this time - over water!!!! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Farting All The Time Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

im just poor white trash ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Every guy wants one of these ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ever hear of the Mac Lads ? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Nearly 2am here oh Tim Tam time I keep hearing about these Tim Tam things... what are they and where can I get some... Aussie chocolate covered biscuits mmmmmm ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

If you know who it is send me a pm, I have an idea ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I would think a one step operation would be better - just install a woman driver. Hey!!! Yup someone should remind him that they eat turtles in some countrys ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Nearly 2am here oh Tim Tam time ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

*****HUG****** Hope your up and about soon ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

WTFs a slider ? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Im sure if you ask him nice hell let you ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You cheeky biatch, you forgot to give the reason for the bath OK OK I didnt add it was because the mrs had told him he was starting to humm a bit ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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ROFLMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Is there some rule that says Doctors have to be humorless automatons? Additionally, people frequently get giggles in serious situations. Funerals. Hospitals. Its normal and is a reaction to stress and is NO reflection on someones level of maturity. Had a friend who wanted to be a funeral director, she was told that you must have a sence of humour for this job. I think docs and nurses should have a sence of humour as well as that can help cheer up people that are in hospital, people feel better when they laugh. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Oh no hair and thats better with nutella ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Its his once a year bath time, and hes having it if he needs it or not ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

It just kinda happend " shall we get married, ok " two weeks later we did. Lasted for 13 years so cant have been all bad. Oh i need to fill those papers out lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Well come root through my glove box and see what you can find will ya lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You would need at least a 1 hour napsky after eating all that ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !