lilDevil

Well if you ever called me then you would know ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Im bored and im cold :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither of them had any toilet tissue so one thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use the ribbon. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

WooHoo! I got to be the first to vote!!! I went with my favourite: None Why? Frankly, that's just a stupid question Not realy ive been told some like big nickers, i couldnt understand why ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Honestly and why ? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

mmmmmmm NO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Na even i got it lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Cant swim ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

What in you caravan ? lol Nope i'm at home tyhs weekend doing motorbike stuff

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What in you caravan ? lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

put posters up as well, my old cat went missing for 4 days then just turned up one night. Hope yours does the same. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Na just want to see how many look lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Find a girl friend shell be VERY happy ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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and theres more ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I couldnt post either ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I must say im most upsett at the fact that your sending all these other women timtams, luring them in with chocolate covered treats, and what do I get ? not even a lick. Well its no wonder im chuffing off to find my chocolate fix elswere BTW can you send me Andy Hs number I need a repack before I go ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

YOU ARE PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN WHEN: You call a bathing suit a "swimming costume" You call a traffic light a "robot" The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy they are. The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just finished watching You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you've never had any . You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea what it means in any of them You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Madela You go to "braais" (barbecues) regularly, where you eat boerewors (long meaty sausage-type thing) and swim, sometimes simultaneously You know that there's nothing to do in the Free State You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when stopped by a traffic officer You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car You can count the national soccer team's scores with no fingers To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750 Hijacking cars is a profession You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence and Given "Now now" can mean anything from a minute to a month You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest vehicle on the highway You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it A bullet train is being introduced, but we can't fix potholes The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday You paint your car's registration on the roof You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one Prisoners go on strike You don't stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once Rwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high When 2 Afrikaans TV programmes are separated by a Xhosa announcement of the following Afrikaans program, and a Pedi ad You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from SA ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You have to say it in an Irish accent. Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 ... A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Tommy jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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Men can't be sluts the poll it tainted. It is our nature to seek out and copulate. your just a tart ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I cant ive tried lived in the UK at the wrong time so i must be a mad cow just like all the other POMS on here lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

There was a time where people had good jokes too. Oh was that a dig ? if so BITE ME lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thats so sad, there used to be a time when people had good neighbors ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !