lilDevil

let it snow let it snow let it snow ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

But you just had to look lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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Have a great time ;-) and no fallin over with or without beer ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is David. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'assehole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from Telstra. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW arsehole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked. "Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. "Hello." "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.) "Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said. "Who are you?" he asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "Asshole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up. Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said. "Hello, asshole," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your arse," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew. NOW I feel much better. Anger management really works! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

If you are bored come for a drive down here, I'm not riding that stupid Sportster back up your way it's bloody uncomfy Send me your addy, I washed the dog and my splint when its dry ill come down

Well when the wifes away the mouse will play Hey not fair You can come and play when wife is here too

speaking of ginger pussys ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Okay I will try to be gentle with him..... Good... Pretty soon, I will release him from his trap... He might get a little excited... Well when the wifes away the mouse will play ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Luvs to eat them mousies... Ill raise you this one, birdie watching, and who shes lookin at ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

oh hell be happy hes always wanted to be used and abused ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

ewwww poor lil mouse ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Hes lurking on here

im bored and dont have anyone to torment ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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Do yourself a favour and stop talking to stupid people ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

None i keep my car lean and tidy ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Tidy freaks are just plain wierd Depends on what your talkin about keeping tidy ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ear plugs most of the guys down there snore like pigs ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Yup thats them haha ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Awwww someone loves me other than my dog I'm currently goin through your draws, whilst you're messing with your dog Geez your place is meesy OMG now everyone knows youve been rootin in my draws ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Awwww someone loves me other than my dog ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Even Angels get horny ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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I used to think but it hurt so I stopped ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !