lilDevil

Yesterday - The beatles ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You wanna see stitchy naked? Youll have bad dreams lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ive not been around horses for a long time, but he sounds like hes a tough cookie, get some help before he realy hurts you . ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Its the packing bit thats hard I should know im in the middle of it ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

corrected for you Ah but im English ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

got them from a certain devil... You buying ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Hi all You might get a laugh from this! : SATAN'S TEMPTATONS In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach,with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said "You want hot fudge with that? And Man said "Yes!" And Woman said "I'll have one too with chocolate chips". And lo they gained 10 pounds. And God created the healthy yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14. So God said "Try my fresh green salad". And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them". And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol went through the roof. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TVwith remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits. Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said "you want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes, And super size 'em". And Satan said "It is good." And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest. God sighed. And created quadruple by-pass surgery. And then Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service. And.....THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here 's the final word on nutrition and health.: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Im bored as well come entertain me ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

a 99 cornet was my fav, now its Magnums mmmmmmm ice cream and chocolate ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ive a normal size ass, but yes butts are getting bigger all over the world ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Hmmm..since we're playing the guessing game..did he buy another AirBear? LOL! No. He sent me a very nice briefcase as a congrats for passing the bar exam. Awww that was nice of him

but he wont come help me pack ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

got them from a certain devil... ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Im a must add coffee in the morning person, but doesnt keep me awake at night. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

and 2 blowers. Your blowing your own again Lee ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

think i went to the wrong pub ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Congrats

"try some of Doctor Bob's Magic Root Juice". Youd go down well with that stuff here, could be more popular than viagra, infact ill have some as ive not had a good one in ages, infact ive not had one full stop LMAO And I bet theres a few dogs that have barked up that tree, not to mention peed ewwww ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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who said they dont grow on trees ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires." She got fired! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I guess the one with the outboard engine is "OhMyBOB!!!" ? ROFLMAO.... ill second that ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

0 to 5 “True”: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself. Im just nice ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

oh dont be a plank lol its yall that talk funny ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

good memorys huh