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Your gonna get it You hope lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

LMAO go for it nothing hidden there ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Bad boy lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Nine words women use... 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3! .) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the ! most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K U! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

its wet and windy but warm :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

hehehehe Three two letter words meaning small IS IT IN ! LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Big hug just for asking :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Oh and that blardy packer doesnt answer his either ! was going to get Andy to do my repack and let jodie use it, but he no answer phone. Right im off catch yall later xoxo ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Oh Bite me big fella lol Im moving may as well be up there ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ive got rubber bands, dont know what gators look like ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Cheeky twat I made him drive here for that :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Oh its my ass ask Squeak lmao And Lee your the fat bastard ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Not on my pc, ha that pics on arialmotion.com :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Im at the vets ( doggy getting the snip ) using their puter im driving up North Thursday. so up yours :-P ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Just poped in to say hello. So hello and Tooroo. Christine ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

paranoid and would you just think fuck it. that is my 3 cents Im surprised ou parted with 3 cents I heard your atight bastard LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ah "The Commitments " or " Not without my farther " ? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: means a smile and is a frown. Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular arse (__!__) a fat arse (!) a tight arse (_*_) a sore arse {_!_} a swishy arse (_o_) an arse that's been around (_x_) kiss my arse (_X_) leave my arse alone (_zzz_) a tired arse (_E=mc2_) a smart arse (_$_) Money coming out of his arse (_?_) Dumb Arse ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Dont know yet ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

The Fancy Dress Party A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel. Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later, he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking Buddy, Mick. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Brigid. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their Upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and the landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could d on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Brigid staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Paddy?" Paddy said, "Why would you say such a mean thing?" "Well," Brigid said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

be afraid.. Very Afraid. I am I know hes a" FAT BASTARD" ( and I mean that in the nicest possible way ) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I am sure we could find other ways to keep you entertained. I think Lee has weeding planned for me :-( lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I strongly suggest that you come investigate for yourself. Well i aint gettin one of THOSE numbers big fella LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and Vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years... I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man." The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f*cking map again." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !