lilDevil

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  1. 1. fair dinkum Australian slang; v, fair or true. To proclaim a fact or truth in a statement in such a manner. Bloody oath ! lol Na mate, I'l tell ya what...the guy come roun he-gain..Il give to em right..bloody fair dinkum mate!" ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  2. Not many doctors know of this syndrome and apparently nobody knows the cause of it so it is hard to treat. As another poster said i think it is also lack of iron. Go see a natural therapist, but find a good one i know one in Perth cant remember were you are but i, sure he would know of some one, I am not kidding you though, this syndrome makes me miserable and is fucking up my life as after taking codeine most nights i am fucked the next day. It gets so bad sometimes that i have to cramp my legs real tight to handle it. I will find myself so sick of it sometimes that i will just bash my leg against my bed in frustration. It is the most horrible feeling i have ever had. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  3. big fish ? lil fish ? or personage lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  4. Boys and their toys lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  5. Quoteahh thank you midget or should i say the fucking text stalker from hell. You can talk fat bastard :-P Good videos :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  6. he he he!!!! A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenny and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenny The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head, No!!! With that, Kenny walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her arse. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Kenny swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenny, I'd heard about that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, ...... but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it." ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  7. Gee thanks what did I win lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  8. I think it's easier for men to date whuffo's than women. A lot of whuffo men seem too insecure to have a relationship with a skydiving woman. They dont get all the attention ! Been there done that. And yes it was doomed from the start :-p so up his lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  9. That would be " Lock stock and two smokin barrels " ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  10. Congrats Fozz thats beer ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  11. I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a traffic warden shouted to me " ay whats your disability mate " I said " torettes you c**t now f**k off " ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  12. That should be amended to: "Don't slam the f*cking DOOR!" muff muff muff yahoo! Ill second that :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  13. I dare say I would be one of the more scrupulous people on here Yeah, but you gnaw on electrical cables. The threat of electrocution is ever-present around you... and that's dangerous. Now you know why he has twitchy wiskers and squinty eyes LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  14. congrats ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  15. Im going back to work next week, suppose i best shave as well lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  16. Did ya get 'her' number? ....oh, that's right, she has your phone! ROFLMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  17. Yeh right get some cream itll go away ;-) I see you go to some choice pubs lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  18. Isnt that a bit like going to the docs and saying im here for my friend that has a nasty rash LMAO You seem to know these mates VERY VERY well lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  19. lilDevil

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    Dont be a naughty boy ya know what happens to naughty boys :-P ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  20. That would be BUTTY, chips make the best ones lots of salt and vinegar yum ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  21. lilDevil

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    In his dreams LMAO :-P ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  22. lilDevil

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    Hes still a 6 hour drive from me Drive faster ya slack arse it's only a 4 hour run to Geraldton And then another 2 to York :-P ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  23. lilDevil

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    Hes still a 6 hour drive from me ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !
  24. lilDevil

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    Lets see 1k rock on the streets probably goes for about 15-20K depending where you go..Is it cut or uncut. I'll trade you. 1K cubic Zirconia dont go for what you might think Chris come one dowm to Perth I'll do a coach jump with you and you can you use the Hire rig
  25. lilDevil

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    Lets see 1k rock on the streets probably goes for about 15-20K depending where you go..Is it cut or uncut. I'll trade you. Its set in a ring on my finger, and Squeak its not as fake you tit. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !