lilDevil

Birthday pic :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ha well i had really short hair untill i hit 36 now im 42 and it looks better , i dont look like the same person :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Happy birthday mate :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

WTF the next thing ya know hell have your web cam working for you as well LMFAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[ YEAH!! I remeber that cold as steel ass ring! Damn thang use to tug on my pubs.... But then that set me off into another world... PAIN and bondage... Well, maybe not so much bondage, but the PAIN of it all!! OMG! PMSL ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You have Manc confused with Blackpooltarts fat bastard P :-) Ah another day ya cant forgett :-) As for the BJ well im all booked hehehe Its ok he can wait, he's all out of love there's something about him you know its too late . Just get your boney ass here and sell those jumpsuits[/reply Ah well hell be comming with me ;-) see you next year ;-)] ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

How about a quick shag, i know you mancs love that. You celebrate your b'day with my wedding anniversary. Copeland says hello, any chance of a blowjob You have Manc confused with Blackpooltarts fat bastard P :-) Ah another day ya cant forgett :-) As for the BJ well im all booked hehehe ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Congrats in advance Mark :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

MMMM send them to Squeak or even better give them to him over xmas cause im on the move yippeeeeeeeee ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I dont mind were we go thanx :-) Oh I also got a never ending candle but cant blow that till the 12th hehehehehe Guess thatll fix the rash 2 ;-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thankx :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Me happy happy happy ;-) Moving interstate in 11 days oh happy happy happy. And its my Bday I may be old but not past it yet :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

:-) :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Oh your just a TART !!!!! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

you better not be rooting anyone ill tell on ya P ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You know your just all farking talk fat bastard ! your as soft as shit really we all know it ! So buy Brandy flowers, take her out for dinner oh and something large and shiney will help ;-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS" God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

NONONONONO me gets into toooooo much mischief when im pissed lol you know you want to! Oh i dunno after Friday lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

NONONONONO me gets into toooooo much mischief when im pissed lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ferret no competition there :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Mine is going through the courts today, why do i feel like shit ??? All hugs welcome ! Thanks LilD ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

LMFAO BULL P and i know what ya do to relieve it :-) I get in my car and drive with very loud music, sat night was a good night for that ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I hav a ring just like that :-) Not a wedding ring even though I did marry an Irishman lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Oh the truth hurts huh LMAO Yes it does you doley bastard F U fat bastard ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Cute :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !