lilDevil

Its sat avo here :-P ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Wont let me load a new one or the old one again :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You never stop bouncing on that ball LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

THAT'S better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPkOEE2yppk The things I love in you ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmyEv4n8ERI ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

when the war is over , I was at this concert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLomJ2m3vI4 ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Oh bite me Squeak P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciDn9aUKENE ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecTrqGuohoY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq3NDe28qjY ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Geez, youngster...I smoked my first...ummm to an Everly Brothers tune - "Let It Be Me" and never forgot it. (I wonder if you know who they are?) TripleF Tangerine Dream, "Rubicon" Farkin hell I remember that ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thats it youll have a six case gut in no time ewwwwwww ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Aint gonna bump no more - Joe Tets ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

well I think myself and puppy will watch movies all wkend the wind forcast isnt good for jumping ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

They really do think they are helping and its sad to say that some dont have many human friends thats why they cling to animals :-( its sad ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

How come SQUEAK gets on the list and I didnt ? Just cause the Lil trollop sends out TIMTAMS willy nilly LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Nothing on mine as yet itll be christened with Lees patch when they are available. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid! __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? _________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! _________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? _________________________________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

we no need no stinkin bricks ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

And they can only use one at a time ;-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Theres a coach that goes between both airports, the national express takes about an 45 mins to an hour thats your best bet. LilD ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

1. I believe not everything sags with age 2. I believe im not as green as I am cabbage looking 3. I believe my hair really is a natural colour 4. I believe my dog thinks hes human 5. I believe Devils can fly without a broom 6. I believe that all men and dogs SNORE ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and Yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb, But all Men are Men .. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

not just the weather ! Sorry to have to say it but Englands turning to shit ! Its cold Wet expensive and full of mmmm foreigners ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

ROFLMAO NICE ONE ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

LMFAO Does he get fur balls ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Did someone steal it ??? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !