lilDevil

OK one time only I know who to call the next time I need to move my fridge now... Well if you pay for my flight ill come move it for you P Off to work toodles LilD ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

OK one time only ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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need to amuse myself somehow ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

And this ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

so take this ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Shaved works for me, I dont need furr balls. Can hear a few minds ticking that one over ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Go for it

Wanking is so much easier, though. OMG this thread is full off tossers ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

PMSL what you smiling about the attachment was missing oops anyway now smile its Friday :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SP*RM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, 'Universityof Oklahoma .' And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' ----------------------------------------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder'Instruction Manual.' ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

hehe ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

LMLAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thanks :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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Congrats :-) Did happythaughts get snapped with his inflatable lady ;-) Great web page mangrunt didnt have time to look at all the pics so ive linked it to my favs, god I miss the states, should have come back over when Skinny said then i would have met him in person :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Theres a pub in Perth called The Brass Monkey ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I just gave him honey and warm water he chucked it all over the kitchen floor :-( Thanks Squeak ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I called the vet they said that even dogs that have been vacinated are getting kennel cough :-( I thaught he had something stuck in his throat, poor lil boy ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You'll be blessed Elton John ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Maybe they just chewed far too many beetle nuts ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Dont fancy your chances much LMAO ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

And no you can't take up a job in Guam chaps. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. ! (Much worse than 'going blind!') There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.' (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of???) (Did the government pay for this research??) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain . (I know some people like that) Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.) And,the best for last? Turtles can breathe through their butts. (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Doubt theres many on here who dont think of him often. Stay dtrong Brandy xoxo ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !