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Viagra' s now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual Performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Pm me your addy Ill send you some tetley allrounders, no strings attached LMAO :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

DUH thats part of the joke you plonker lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Best Come Back Line Ever The person who sent me this said it was recently in the Seattle Paper .. The title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.' In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview. Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor. 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said... 'A pumpkin? ..... Sh*t...is it midnight already? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

was in Tesco the other day buying a large bag of Pedigree for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Pedigree Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally believing it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or handbag with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said "No..... I was sitting in the street licking my arse when a car hit me". I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Its GLOBAL :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

That hits the nail on the head ! Staffys have charactor :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Uh huh ;-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

so weres the pic of the tat on your ass Jim ????? ;-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Nice arse ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

weres the web page gone ?? ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

cooked well its yum :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Quotefirst off in order to be a "LOSER" you HAVE to jump with a LOSER!!! http://www.1patheticloser.org/ Im a Looser #173 :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

But at least you called him mr :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

OK but I put JB for Jim Beam :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Rescue hands down because they need a chance to give love and be loved ! lild ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Hes a lucky boy :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

1 When you call your bank and get someone in India. 2 Shopping center car parks and people who dump their trollys willy nilly, lazy gits. 3 Ignorance oh I could run with this ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count?? [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I chick that hangs around DZ's complaining she can't get lucky? Don't expect any sympathy here. Its called being faithfull, whilst the BF is way so PPPP ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I doubt it, no nookie for 6 months and no dunkin my biscuits either, I better go back to blowing my own ;-) http://www.wabrass.com/news/200111.pdf haha made you look PPPPP ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I voted JB black but i prefer Couger :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You must be having fun if the earths moving ;-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !