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thats funny ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Good for you and goodluck ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

would be a good number to drunk dial though haha and this guys American ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

no was over the past few weeks one digit diff Im soooo tempted to post the number, i called a friend ( the one i was trying to get hold of, she has the same sence of humour as me, shes callin him lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

about 6inches well thats what he told me lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

oops I just called the wrong number for a 4th time, said i was really sorry as soon as the guy picked up. He went farking off at me, I repeated " im sorry an honest mistake " Im sooooo tempted to do the anger management thing on him lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thats funny sounds like he has a few staffy traits as well. And add. The sofa is mine Your bed is now mine If a guy comes over hes mine If your in the bath, im getting in as well, the water is mine. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thank you for your photo enquiry to TVs " Extream make over " We need to let you know that we only have surgeons, not fucking magicians ... ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Tell him to go talk to the parent of kids that have been hit by drunk drivers ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks Eng;ish ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Thats funny I thaught it was Friday ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Joop but I do like a nice Cartier ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You could always come hold my hand Mark Ill need someone to help me shower as well Youve allready seen half my ass, no need to be shy lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Pass me a bucket I wanna chuck ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Ill second that, along with a nice tall dark handsome guy wearing a nice aftershave and nowt else haha ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Theres a few I could bang on the noggin ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I bet theres more than a few piss artists on here, just ask the POMS at the Farm ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Yep, running at night is the only way or running in the rain. Thats fun! You can't beat running from a curry house They started locking the doors in some so people couldnt do that ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

This normaly works oops file to big oh well ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Lmao no its funny ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

I guess he said hell book it in and let me know ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

nerve tests, I need to get something done im so fedup ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Mines the same ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Yippeee more tests this could take a while ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Im going to see the surgeon this avo wish me luck ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !