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1.25 per liter in Perth but it goes up and down through the week ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Only nice ones And Fozz yes I do to both lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

What at 10am i dunt think so lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Cheeky ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

:) means a smile and :( is a frown. Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular arse (__!__) a fat arse (!) a tight arse (_*_) a sore arse {_!_} a swishy arse (_o_) an arse that's been around (_x_) kiss my arse (_X_) leave my arse alone (_zzz_) a tired arse (_E=mc2_) a smart arse (_$_) Money coming out of his arse (_?_) Dumb Arse ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Does that mean im not allowed ? well you can have my head but the rest has to stay in AU :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Sure does ! Andy dont do it, fly in and out and renew your visa every few months, beinga POM youll blend in well. hes a pikey bastardx cant afford it he has to sell his body to male prostitution Well he looks ok, has all his own teeth im sure hell get plenty of offers as a rent boy lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Sure does ! Andy dont do it, fly in and out and renew your visa every few months, beinga POM youll blend in well. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

OUCH ! ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Just wait till you walk out of the airport and its dark and dingy :-( not a good feeling been there done that and i aint ever going back lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

The gayest I can think of " a c**k sucking cowboy " ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

nice view ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Oh I realy feel for you been there myself, I ended up having mine out at 21, and ive had very few sore throats since. Hope you feel better soon, hey if you can drink coke it kills all germs after you have them out they tell you to drink it to close the holes :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

WARNING FROM THE NRMA You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. Then you lock all your doors, start the engine and shift into REVERSE, and you look into the rear-view mirror to back out of your parking space and you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift the gear stick back into PARK, unlock your doors and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car-jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off!! Your engine was running, you would have left your purse in the car and they practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. BE AWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED IN SYDNEY AND COULD SPREAD ACROSS AUSTRALIA ... Just drive away and remove the paper that is stuck to your window later and be thankful that you read this email. I hope you will forward this to friends and family. A purse contains all identification, and you certainly do NOT want someone getting your home address. Especially when they already HAVE your HOUSE KEYS!!! Loretta Peters Dept of Police & Public Safety Traffic Liaison Services ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Yes and fast food places they are supposed to wear gloves but most dont :-( ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Theres still some good people around, Ive seen it here as well. ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

OUCH thats nasty ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

theres heaps of piss artists on here lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Maybe thats why the dog ate mine yesterday lol ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

Farking hell Randy im sure theres a jumper that can get you antibiotics, and a tetnus you realy should have one. Make sure its kept clean ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

oh i bet shes going to be a real heart breaker and a daddys girl :-) ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

You got it ! I need entertaining lmao ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!" Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster. "Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen." "Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?" "Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a Bitch!" Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip. "Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!" Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!" "It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?" Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner. "I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch", she said. As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "What are you doing Sister?" "Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's dinner." "Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!" "No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch fish." "Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch." On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?" "I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest. "And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister. The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe!" The new Bishop looked around at each of them. A big smile crept across his face as he said, "You fuckers are my kind of people!" ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 19. Procrastinate Now! 20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. 25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. 30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. DeleteReplyForwardSpamMove... ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun. We drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because...... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem . We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents . We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out any eyes. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL! And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good. and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were. Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?! PS -The BIG type is because your eyes are shot at your age