DougH

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  1. Brrrrrrrrr no. Last year I slipped and fell on a patch of ice between the pool and the Bent Prop. That was my sign from above, no more torturing myself!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  2. It looks like we have gone two different directions in this thread... Cuting away your reserve with your hook knife if it is deployed and wrapped around the tail... And hook knifing your malfunctioning reserve that was damaged, but now clear of the trail. In the Miami incident the reserve canopy was already freed from the tail but it was damadged. If I was stuck on the trail I would spend the rest of my life trying to cut myself off! Hopefully the pilot and the rest of the load will be able to bail out! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  3. Or two... you cut through one riser, the canopy does something funny and twists up catching your hand, and your drop the hook knife. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  4. Some one should start researching a hugs and kisses cannon to use on all the criminals. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  5. Try to deploy the main and pray. Chances are things will go to shit before you completely free the reserve. I would rather have a partially inflated reserve, and a chance to deploy my main. Much better than a streamering reserve with two risers cut, and not enough time. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  6. Buy High! Sell Low! Right??? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  7. Amy, Do you know if there will be any course directors at the boogie who could put together a USPA and or Skydive U coach course during the boogie? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  8. But you don't offer weather insurance for the holiday boogie... or a dual turbine upgrade...some dropzone your running TK. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  9. Line tension is life... when you lose it you go from pilot to passenger! Brian G.'s book has a great couple of pages on maintaining line tension so you can stay in control of your parachute. Avoid quick turn reversals, and build toggle turns progressively instead of quickly pulling them down. This allows the suspended weight, you, to keep up with the rate of turn. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  10. Thanks! Bad day today but that was a nice break from reality. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  11. Tandems take maturity and experience. Part of that is realizing that it is a good idea all around to wait until you have those three years in the sport. My time is up in April. I am glad I had to wait the three years! Don't rush it, you are going to have some one else's life in your hands!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  12. I like the pussies that won't dive without an onsite decompression chamber. Talk about weak ass. Without their tender-slave, they're fucked. By your metric, the only professional skydivers are the handful of guys doing movies. None of the AFF-Is or DZOs count. If you two aren't going to finish jerking each other off soon, then at least have the decency to get a room. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  13. This would make a great thread spin off... shit I used to brag about when I was 16. "Dude I was sooooooooooooooooooo drunk, I mean you have no idea how drunk we were, no idea." "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  14. Maybe if we get him a Mt. Dew... ***EXTREEEEEEEME***... he will settle down a bit! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  15. Dude you are sooooooo kewl!!!!
  16. City ordinance, I believe. No. I was hoping he could explain how his neighbor is only trying to protect their parking spot, a portion of public road, from adverse possesion instead of just being bitches about a simple problem that could have been solved with a walk across the street and the press of a door bell. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  17. I live with young children, not my blood, but I still lend a hand in the parenting. I don't think the kids are morons, they are just kids, and they act the way you raise them to act. But I bet a lot of their parents are push overs. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  18. It is parked on a public street in front of his own house, not on their private property. How does this apply? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  19. What do people expect. Their kids don't listen under calm conditions in their own homes. How the hell are they going to be able to listen when a mob mentality kicks in. If little Jimmy ignores you when you tell him to stop jumping on the couch he isn't going to listen to you when the shit hits the fan. And people wonder why it bothers me when children don't respond to the commands of the adults who are caring for them!!! The kids are undisciplined, their parents are lousy, and the people what planned this are idiots. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  20. DougH

    Studded Snow Tires

    They supposedly put a lot of pollutants in the air too. At least that was the claim by a company who sold a stud alternative tire that had green diamonds in the tread. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  21. Instantly, I was born a sky god!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  22. Definetly not looking for Golds Gym. Just some place to break a sweat and a shower. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  23. I was hoping some locals, or at least some regular visitors could point me in the right direction. The last time I was in Eloy there was a pay wireless internet connection. Last year it didn't appear to be very fast or reliable, no offense to the operator, but I was wondering if the service had improved? If I can get a decent internet connection I am going to bring my laptop so I can stay up todate at work and webcam people back at home. If the connection is still spotty I will save myself the aggrivation of hauling to AZ. What about the gym that is on the DZ. How does one go about purchasing access to the gym for a short period of time while visiting the DZ? Thanks!!! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P
  24. Care to share? "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P